Category Archives: Personal

The Combo

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Luke Ford

Friday night, the rabbi said the class on Hasidut would begin at 8 a.m. He didn’t want to look like a dick and show up on time, so he strolled up in his best undertaker suit at 8:15 a.m. and … Continue reading →

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I Need A Rich Broad

Posted on January 27, 2010 by Luke Ford

Ladies, I’m live on my cam. It’s a crying shame that a man of my talents lives in squalor while so many unworthy characters have wives, kids and mortgages. Josh: luke, you can’t keep this up. you have to find … Continue reading →

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Her Father Is Finally Dying

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Luke Ford

I was wondering where a friend was. I was told, “This sounds horrible, but her father is finally dying.” I guess the old codger had been in poor health for years but he kept hanging on. Now it appears he’s … Continue reading →

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Have You Noticed My Change In Tone?

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Luke Ford

From my live cam: Josh: wow luke, the beard has gotten really long. i haven’t been on your webcam in maybe 6 months. you look like you lost weight too Josh: so i hear you’re officially a member of the … Continue reading →

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Mother Me

Posted on January 26, 2010 by Luke Ford

One of the traits I love most about myself is my ability to draw out mothering from women. I can’t get enough! Hey, have you noticed sex differences in Facebook pictures? Girls pick up photos of themselves looking cute. Guys … Continue reading →

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