Category Archives: Personal

Pinchas Vs. The Girls Of Baal-Peor

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Luke Ford

This week’s Torah portion has so much slaughter and fornication that it would make a good videogame. I’m normally a very strong man, but there’s just something about Midianite girls that puts the lead in my pencil. I remember meeting … Continue reading →

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The Rating Game

Posted on June 23, 2010 by Luke Ford

Today I was telling my shrink, Dr. Spielvogel, about this new book by Reba Toney — The Rating Game. If you find yourself getting dumped a lot, it’s probably because you’re dating out of your league. If you do the … Continue reading →

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Live Torah Talk With Rabbi Rabbs

Posted on June 21, 2010 by Luke Ford

I’m studying this week’s Torah portion — Balak with Rabbi Rabbs. I wonder if I would’ve participated in the cult of Baal-peor for my fair share of those hot Midianite women. I know you think I’m so holy, but I’m … Continue reading →

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Like A Pig In Slop

Posted on June 15, 2010 by Luke Ford

Joe emails: I see the pictures of you at the porn star reunion and you look happier than a pig in slop. You are there loving being Jewish, with tzitzit hanging out and next to gals with everything else hanging … Continue reading →

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Exxxit

Posted on June 14, 2010 by Luke Ford

(L-R) Bill Margold, Nina Hartley, Michael Tipps (co-producer), Crissy Moran, director Bryce Wagoner, Luke Ford, William Paul Jones (editor), Susan Dynner (producer)

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