Category Archives: Personal

The Puppy Dog Look

When a woman loves me, I can tell by the puppy dog look on her face. She turns to me in a special way and her face lights up when I look at her. I probably give off the same … Continue reading

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Erectile dysfunction and the plight of the homeless blogger

Brother can you spare a Viagra?

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Luke Ford’s Sad Decline

Concerned writes: The sad decline of Luke Ford is irrefutable. That once boyish, blogger about town has deteriorated to a decrepit shut-in. See the photographic evidence below. Is it time for an social services to intervene? Who will save Luke … Continue reading

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I Have A Nervous Breakdown Live On My Cam!

Click here for the shocking video! My Lara Logan Video I take the Style Life Challenge, and learn "The Rules of the Game" by Neil Strauss.

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Baby Names

"If it’s a girl, we’ll call her Levitra," she said. "If it’s a boy, we’ll call him Viagra." "What’s this —- music? This is her music. When did you start liking the Scorpions? I hate this music. It’s bad for … Continue reading

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I Was A Guinea Pig

I got free acupuncture tonight because I was offered the choice position of patient for five students. I went into the classroom at 7 p.m. carrying my cup of Ancient Treasure Chinese tea. I felt like I was on an … Continue reading

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The Rules of the Game For Kids

I have a part-time job picking up kids from daycare and bringing them home to their loving parents. Because I believe that our every minute is a gift from HaShem, I always carry a book wherever I go. So through … Continue reading

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I’ve Never Been Surprised By Anything I’ve Done

I’m watching this movie "The Brave One." About 40 minutes in, the Jodie Foster character talks about how she’s discovered a stranger within herself. Are some people that unaware that when they do something horrible, they blame it on a … Continue reading

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Hey Little Sister

A friend (Jane*) asked me to take her little sister (Rose*, a recent college graduate) around today. I felt pretty proud. That was quite a vote of confidence. I like it when people entrust me with their little sisters. As … Continue reading

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I’d Given Up On Myself

Since going back to writing on —- in September of 2002 (because I needed the money), I’ve largely given up on myself. I just couldn’t see a way that I as an independent writer could earn an honest living. I … Continue reading

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