Concerned writes: The sad decline of Luke Ford is irrefutable. That once boyish, blogger about town has deteriorated to a decrepit shut-in.
See the photographic evidence below.
Is it time for an social services to intervene? Who will save Luke from Luke?
Joe: You do not look well. I am sorry, but you do not. This is not what a 42 year old vegan should look like.
Joe: Have you applied for food stamps?
Joe: You should qualify.
Joe: If I saw you on the street I do not think I would have recognized you. Perhaps I would have given you some coins.
Luzdedos1: enough about me, how r u?
Joe: I am well. It’s summer vacaton. I may come down in a few weeks, but don’t change the subject. Your health. How is it?
Luzdedos1: it’s ok, getting acupuncture 2x a week
Joe: That’s a sham. I tried it.
Joe: Is this for you ED problem? Where do they stick those needles?
Luzdedos1: It works for me. Just look at me.
Luzdedos1: For my chronic fatigue and my blogger elbow.
Joe: If they used your current photo in an as the FDA would send all acupunturists packing!
Luzdedos1: People said these same things to Jesus Christ!
Joe: Did you grow that beard to avoid oral on the ladies? Be honest.
Luzdedos1: and the Waco guy
Joe: You look like the unabomber only chubbier.
Joe: If you did a PETA commercial looking like that red meat sales would surge. Do you exercise at all?
Luzdedos1: yes, mild walking
Joe: Pushing the van no doubt. How about the love life. Details!
Joe: How you ever got laid in that sleeping bag is a mystery to me. That is a book worthy topic.
Luzdedos1: How do you like being married?
Joe: Talked to Kevin Blatt about the Mini-Me sex tape? That fore tells the end of days for sure
Luzdedos1: I’ve moved on from that world.
Joe: Married life is great, but it is WORK.
Luzdedos1: ru allowed to look at porn?
Joe: Never a female of your own age. *sigh* What do you talk about?
Luzdedos1: Torah and life
Joe: I miss porn. She does not share this interest
Joe: The beard gives you a leprechuan look I can see her attraction.
Luzdedos1: Why would i want a woman my own age when i can get a hottie much younger?
Joe: Still she does not share your continent
Joe: Any books cooking?
Luzdedos1: jewish lit
Joe: You need cross over to make $$$$
Joe: "How I Nailed Kendra Jade For Free!" That’s a tome that’ll sell.
Joe: "Beverly Hills on $4 a Day" That’ll sell
Joe: How do you make $$?
Luzdedos1: just sold lukeisback for 11k
Luzdedos1: i make promo videos for people
Joe: Yabba Dabba Doo!
Joe: Sounds porny
Joe: Good $$ ?
Luzdedos1: approaching break even
Joe: Avoding 9 to 5. Well done
Joe: It appears from your photos you do not miss many meals so you must be making the sheckles
Joe: Take care, my friend. If I come down which corner of Fairfax do you pan handle on? I’ll bring you a nice refrigerator box to upgrade your shelter. Stay well.