Luke Ford’s Sad Decline

Concerned writes: The sad decline of Luke Ford is irrefutable. That once boyish, blogger about town has deteriorated to a decrepit shut-in.

See the photographic evidence below.


Is it time for an social services to intervene? Who will save Luke from Luke?

 Joe:  You do not look well.  I am sorry, but you do not.  This is not what a 42 year old vegan should look like.
 Luzdedos1:  lol
 Joe:  Have you applied for food stamps?
 Luzdedos1:  lol
 Joe:  You should qualify.
 Joe:  If I saw you on the street I do not think I would have recognized you.  Perhaps I would have given you some coins.
 Luzdedos1:  lol
 Luzdedos1:  enough about me, how r u?
 Joe:  I am well.  It’s summer vacaton.  I may come down in a few weeks, but don’t change the subject.  Your health.  How is it?
 Luzdedos1:  it’s ok, getting acupuncture 2x a week
 Joe:  That’s a sham.  I tried it. 
 Joe:  Is this for you ED problem?  Where do they stick those needles?
 Luzdedos1:  It works for me. Just look at me.
 Luzdedos1:  For my chronic fatigue and my blogger elbow.
 Joe:  If they used your current photo in an as the FDA would send all acupunturists packing!
 Luzdedos1:  People said these same things to Jesus Christ!
 Joe:  Did you grow that beard to avoid oral on the ladies?  Be honest.
 Luzdedos1:  and the Waco guy
 Joe:  You look like the unabomber only chubbier.
 Joe:  If you did a PETA commercial looking like that red meat sales would surge.  Do you exercise at all?
 Luzdedos1:  yes, mild walking
 Joe:  Pushing the van no doubt.  How about the love life.  Details!
 Joe:  How you ever got laid in that sleeping bag is a mystery to me.  That is a book worthy topic.
 Luzdedos1:  How do you like being married?
 Joe:  Talked to Kevin Blatt about the Mini-Me sex tape?  That fore tells the end of days for sure
 Luzdedos1:  I’ve moved on from that world.
 Joe:  Married life is great, but it is WORK.
 Luzdedos1:  ru allowed to look at porn?
 Joe:  Never a female of your own age.  *sigh*  What do you talk about?
 Luzdedos1:  Torah and life
 Joe:  I miss porn.  She does not share this interest
 Joe:  The beard gives you a leprechuan look I can see her attraction.
 Luzdedos1:  Why would i want a woman my own age when i can get a hottie much younger?
 Joe:  Still she does not share your continent
 Joe:  Any books cooking?
 Luzdedos1:  jewish lit
 Joe:  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
 Joe:  You need cross over to make $$$$
 Joe:  "How I Nailed Kendra Jade For Free!"  That’s a tome that’ll sell.
 Joe:  "Beverly Hills on $4 a Day"  That’ll sell
 Joe:  How do you make $$?
 Luzdedos1:  just sold lukeisback for 11k
 Luzdedos1:  i make promo videos for people
 Joe:  Yabba Dabba Doo!
 Joe:  Sounds porny
 Joe:  Good $$ ?
 Luzdedos1:  approaching break even
 Joe:  Good
 Joe:  Avoding 9 to 5.  Well done
 Joe:  It appears from your photos you do not miss many meals so you must be making the sheckles
 Joe:  Take care, my friend.  If I come down which corner of Fairfax do you pan handle on? I’ll bring you a nice refrigerator box to upgrade your shelter. Stay well.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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