Category Archives: Personal

Why Didn’t We Date?

Posted on July 7, 2011 by Luke Ford

I have a good friend. She’s an attractive woman. We’ve studied Torah together. We’ve gone to Jewish conferences together. We’ve talked for hours. People have often said that we are the mirror image of the other. Yet we’ve never crossed … Continue reading →

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Hollywood Jews. Help a Brother Out!

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Luke Ford

C’mon guys. We control the media. Don’t we?

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Why Do I Want To Get Married?

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Luke Ford

It’s the adult thing to do. It’s the Jewish thing to do. It’s the expected thing. What’s the alternative? Go through life alone? I want to have children. I want regular sex and regular food. I want a clean home. … Continue reading →

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What Is Love?

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Luke Ford

Love first hit me in third grade. Debbie Hick was a girl in my class. She had red hair and freckles and was solidly built. She was smart and tough and funny. I loved her. I never told her that. … Continue reading →

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Why Do I Want To Be Financially Independent?

Posted on July 6, 2011 by Luke Ford

I hate asking for favors. I want to go my own way. I want to have “F— you” money so I don’t have to do work I loathe. Here I am the greatest writer of my generation. I shouldn’t have … Continue reading →

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