I Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest

Yesterday I got an orthodox lobotomy.

Sure, I lost a lot of grey matter, but the whole thing took that nasty edge off my personality.

I’ll never write anything unpleasant again.

I’ll never out anyone again.

I’ll never speak out of turn.

I did it for the good of Pico/Robertson.

I’m now dedicated to the ways of peace.

Shalom.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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