I’m Live With The President

I’ll be live on my cam when the president addresses the nation at 6 p.m. about our financial crisis.

I’m part of a new KNBC.com team providing analysis via web cam and YouTube video.

KhunDiddy:  I’m back after 11 nights with no electric
palestine4ever:  You’re in Texas?
KhunDiddy:  candlepower only
KhunDiddy:  Houston
palestine4ever:  Damn
KhunDiddy:  ate lot’s of tuna
palestine4ever:  I was gonna ask that
palestine4ever:  Farmer’s life
palestine4ever:  Up at dawn, down when it gets dark
guest42:  going for a beer and naked women down at the corner……. the gaza strip club
KhunDiddy:  everything Ok now ‘cept Galveston is history
KhunDiddy:  24/7 having to talk to my wife and listen to a small battery powered radio arrrggghhh!
palestine4ever:  that’s pretty awful
KhunDiddy:  no suffering my friend…lot’s of community spirit…neighbor helping neighbor. now that the power is back on we all went back inside and it’s biz as usual. I’d rather be cool in the air con than be involved with the community spirit
ChaimAmalek:  My name is enshrined in the Bible.
ChaimAmalek:  I’m on the tip of every orthodox Jew’s tongue.
ChaimAmalek:  I think this latest stunt by McCain can work. 
palestine4ever:  Pfft.
palestine4ever:  Obama says "no".
ChaimAmalek:  He’s trying to seize control of the narrative from the hostile press, and get them to talk about his past opposition to Fannie Mae
palestine4ever:  And McCain eventually has to "un-suspend" his campaign.
palestine4ever:  The day he does, he loses.
ChaimAmalek:  The head of Obama’s VP selection committe was initially to be some big wheel from Fannie Mae
ChaimAmalek:  We shall see. Tomorrow McCain will get to stand up in the Senate, make big speeches, what will little man Obama be doing?
palestine4ever:  and they say the Jews don’t like Obama…
ChaimAmalek:  Jews are wedded to leftish causes so yes, Obama takes the Jewish vote
ChaimAmalek:  As for me, I’ve no dog in this hunt
ChaimAmalek:  So you undecided should cast your vote as a write in for AMALEK
ChaimAmalek:  I can hardly wait to hear Bush explain why, after giving him a blank check on drug funding for medicare (a trillion dollar unfunded liability), God knows how much for Iraq, we should now let him quickly commit the nation to spend another trillion on this bailout
ChaimAmalek:  This man is not to be trusted around money
ChaimAmalek:  THERE ARE NO WOMEN IN HERE
ChaimAmalek:  It is all penises.  Blech. 
ChaimAmalek:  Luke, rustle up some females
ChaimAmalek:  If these were the Old Days, there’d be all manner of porn chicks queing up to post in here
ChaimAmalek:  I miss those days.
YourMoralLeader:  I’m gonna be on TV
YourMoralLeader:  They asked for my commentary
ChaimAmalek:  When, where on what?
YourMoralLeader:  on the Bush speech
ChaimAmalek:  uh huh
YourMoralLeader:  i sent you the email
YourMoralLeader:  what’s my position?
ChaimAmalek:  I don’t care what Bush says.  Fact is, he is just going to be reading whatever someone told him to read.
ChaimAmalek:  Your reaction is: does the plan leave the @$%@ who brought this on the nation bleeding from their rectums?  If not, it must be opposed.
YourMoralLeader:  I must be wise
YourMoralLeader:  this is my big chance
palestine4ever:  Luke, you have only one view to relate: is this good for the Jews?
ChaimAmalek:  OK, then give them your honest reaction.
ChaimAmalek:  Weren’t you once an economics buff?
ChaimAmalek:  Wasn’t that your calling, before you fell from the sky and became a sickly Jew with an obsession for porn?
ChaimAmalek:  OK< that could be it.  Opposition to the bailout is tinged with antisemitism
ChaimAmalek:  I don’t think it is, I just made this up, but who knows?
ChaimAmalek:  Maybe one of the Gedolim will see this, think you a genius, and toss you a bone
YourMoralLeader:  that’s good
ChaimAmalek:  After all, who are all of these bankers?  JEWS.  Remember the mantra from that show "Heroes" a few years back?
ChaimAmalek:  "Save the cheerleader, save the world"?
ChaimAmalek:  "Save Goldman Sachs, save the Jews"
ChaimAmalek:  "I do not want to live in a world without even one Jewish investment bank"
ChaimAmalek:  "In such a world, the living would but envy the dead"
ChaimAmalek:  "Antisemites see this moment as the time to strike at Jewish power"
ChaimAmalek:  None of this is true (save maybe that last part), but so what?

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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