How The Jews Can Save Our Economy

 Joe:  Just checking in on the progression of your mental illness.  How are you?
 Luzdedos1:  i am well
 Joe:  I worry about you.  How is you $$ situation?
 Luzdedos1:  even with expenses
 Joe:  You are better off tha most Americans although you live like a Mexican.
 Luzdedos1:  what’s new with you?
 Joe:  Just work and family.  That’s it.
 Luzdedos1:  you got kids?
 Joe:  I was thinking with the upcoming economic implosion you are well prepared.  A n economic depression would be a lateral more for you.
 Joe:  I have two step children.  They are mine.  I hate the term "step"
 Luzdedos1:  r they gay?
 Joe:  As in "happy", sure.  As in Clay Aiken, I don’t think so.  But look at your poor family they probably never suspected you as a homo.
 Luzdedos1:  they still love me
 Joe:  and so does Jesus.  How was you hook up with your papa?
 Luzdedos1:  ok
 Joe:  He looks great for his age.  Who is his plastic surgeon?
 Joe:  Is he sad you quit porn?  Lost your relevance?
 Joe:  How many fathers can say their sons were on 60 Minutes or Larry Flynt’s hate list, for that matter?
 Joe:  My dad would be busting his buttons…
 Joe:  So how can the Jews rescue our economy?  Pay retail?  Will you marshall the troops, Luke.  Will you lead them?
 Luzdedos1:  I will
 Joe:  What is your plan?
 Joe:  Spend less on porn and more on ???
 Luzdedos1:  prayer
 Joe:  Prayer is not enough.  God helps those who help themselves.  Will you pay full retail to bolster the retail sector?
 Luzdedos1:  i aint got no money, getting by with help from mom and dad
 Joe:  How about you job selling maps to the porn stars homes?
 Joe:  Do you think Paul McCartney’s concert in Israel will bring about peace?  Will it disarm al queda?  I think, yes.