Category Archives: Personal

I Try To Lead The Jews Into The Promised Land Of Heterosexual Love

I’ve had such a trying day. I got bitten by a ferocious dog. I made several highly inappropriate remarks of a sexual nature over lunch and accidentally intimated that one or both of my hosts had lied to the other … Continue reading

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God’s Phallus

Do you ever go to a website or another holy site and seek words of Torah, only to have repeatedly thrust in your face the most aberrant forms of sexuality? Yeah, me too. I’m a tender soul and I’m just … Continue reading

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‘Sex Drive’ Is Nasty

And I mean that in the nicest possible way. I love this film. I am watching it live on my cam! Rex: Ian, your 18 and you’ve never had A girlfriend. That’s how people wind up getting gay, you know? … Continue reading

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Drawing A Line In The Sand Around My Beard

Rabbi Marc Gafni emails: You have drawn a line in the sand around the beard — a line of symbolic integrity. But my friend, is it the right line? Do you, like all of us, sometimes draw the line in … Continue reading

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Family Fun

I look back on these as the good years before PC considerations destroyed much of the fun in family togetherness:

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Why Did I Let My Dancing Dream Die?

I’m back in black:

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I Accidentally Spammed All My Gmail Contacts For Tagged.com

I was talking on the phone with an old mate last night. He said he’d sign up for Facebook if I signed up for Tagged. I agreed. While I kept talking to him about my feelings, I signed up for … Continue reading

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I’m Just Like Oscar Wilde – Only More Humble and Hetero

I was depressed by how Oscar’s story ended. I knew he was a broken man and died two years after release from prison, but I did not realize that his tormenter, the Marquess of Queensbury, died a broken and unloved … Continue reading

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I Want To Talk To You About Literature, But My Phone Keeps Ringing With Tawdry Work

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Ten Years Ago, I Was Hustler Magazine’s Asshole of the Month

For the Holiday issue, 1999. Bob emails: "Yikes! I just visited lf.net and was shocked at the current video of Hustler Magazine’s 1999 – Asshole of the Month. Is it me or is Luke baring more than a passing resemblance … Continue reading

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