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Charles Manson At Starbucks

Posted on July 6, 2012 by Luke Ford

Wednesday afternoon, I’m waiting for the bathroom at the Starbucks on Pico and Robertson. A homeless guy walks in. He looks like Charles Manson. His gym bag, however, looks relatively neat and organized and I feel like starting up a … Continue reading →

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‘Bukowski: Born Into This’

Posted on December 9, 2009 by Luke Ford

I just watched this documentary and felt very sad, so sad that I had to watch an episode of Coupling afterward to laugh and feel good again. I’ve never read Bukowski because I hear he’s depressing and I want more … Continue reading →

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I Am A Bad Jew

Posted on October 12, 2008 by Luke Ford

I went for a walk Sunday afternoon and paused beside Elat market where kids had competing lulav/etrog stands. A nice young kid offered me a set for $35. I seized the deal. We were immediately surrounded by other kids telling … Continue reading →

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To The Guy Doing My Wife

Posted on March 7, 2008 by Luke Ford

From Craigslist, Omaha: To the guy doing my wife. You know who you are. Yes I know. No I am not angry, I would just ask a few things of you. After all you are giving it to my wife. … Continue reading →

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