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Molesting Girls
I was crashing with this girl a few years ago. I was being all honorable and just trying to get to sleep when she said to me, "Why aren’t you trying to molest me?" She was hurt that I hadn’t … Continue reading
Posted in Dating, Orthodoxy, Sex
Tagged crash, hotel lobby, jewish girl, jewish men, kosher pizza, molesting girls, pizza place, pizza spot, quot, quot quot, shiksa
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I’ve Got A Clean Story
I was walking today with several students of the Alexander Technique when I made a sudden announcement, "Hey, I’ve got a clean story." Everybody turned to me and stared. And then they started laughing. After I relayed my story, about … Continue reading
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Tagged alexander, Alexander Technique, inhibition, jewish girl, sudden announcement
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Nice Jewish Girl Says Sarah Palin Must Go
The NJG: palin has to go The NJG: she’s going to ruin the entire party The NJG: the 17 year old pregnant daughter The NJG: and she’s only for abstinence! The NJG: yeah right The NJG: and troopergate The NJG: … Continue reading
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Tagged abstinence, jewish girl, NJG, pregnant daughter, Sarah Palin
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Leah Kleim Just Got Out Of Jail
Why does this nice white Jewish girl get treated like a negro by the police? Stop the harassment! From my live cam chat: LeahKleim: hey Levi, your ego seems mighty healthy these days YourMoralLeader: what’s new leah? LeahKleim: I just … Continue reading
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Tagged hubby, jewish girl, kleim, leahkleim, live cam chat, shanda
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Alec Baldwin’s Jewish Confessions
The non-Jewish actor tells The Jewish Channel: "I dated a Jewish girl from Oceanside when I went to GW (George Washington University?) for two years. Her grandmother made her break up with me on her death bed. She said "get … Continue reading
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Tagged alec baldwin, death bed, george bush, jewish girl, shaigetz
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