Tag Archives: hovel

Perfecting My Love Nest

Khunrum emails: "Do you think it had anything to do with… on the floor with her head banging into the toilet bowl?" Helpful writes: "Next time turn the hovel cam off." Khunrum emails: "Luke, next time turn  off the computer and light … Continue reading

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Come To Me

I’m recreating Studio 54 at the hovel. I’ve imitated Dudley Moore’s get-up in 1978’s Foul Play. I’m setting everything up so the men dance on one side of the hovel and the women on the other. A kosher dress code … Continue reading

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Booty Mixers In Pico/Robertson

I found a new store called "Booty" at 8591 Pico Blvd. It advertises: "The Booty Mixer is every Wed nite 8 – 11p, enjoy the wine, champagne, music and art & couture fashions priced at a steal! 15% off everything … Continue reading

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What Better Way To Get Back At Eliot Than To Hook Up With Luke At The Hovel?

Click here for my live cam and live chat with today’s leading thinkers: Client9:  Larry King is devoting the "full hour" to guys who boff Hookers Client9:  the poor poor wife looks sad and confused…she’s ready for Luke Client9:  what … Continue reading

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Losing My Religion

I’ve made a cool new video to REM’s song "Losing My Religion." I’m live on my cam in chat. Click here. Journalist Evan Gahr is in my chat room, Curious, Smiling Arab, Chaim Amalek, Khunrum and Governor Spritzer! We’re analyzing … Continue reading

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I’m Live On My Cam! Shining My Light To The Nations From The Intersection Of Judaism & Sexual Sin (Pico/Robertson)!

Live chat, video! Click here to chat live with myself, Rodger Jacobs, Governor Spritzer et al! ChutzLaHood:  good…..thanks. ChutzLaHood:  What kind of engineering will you employ to make social change? YourMoralLeader:  eugenics ChutzLaHood:  So then the focus is on good … Continue reading

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New York Governor Eliot Spitzer Linked To Prostitution Ring

We’re discussing this important issue right now in my chat room. I’ve made a video report using wild oats to illustrate my point. Thank G-d I don’t have enough spare cash to get into this kind of trouble. I find … Continue reading

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Stolen Cocoa Krispies Taste Sweeter

My Video Blog As I was leaving LimmudLA last month, I was given three boxes of food to take to SOVA to feed the homeless. Figuring that I was only a canceled credit card away from being homeless, I appropriated … Continue reading

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The Life Of Luke Live On Cam!

I’m gonna give a sign tonight in the chat room. Those who will understand will understand and will know just what to do to hasten the ultimate redemption. As the prophet said, "From the Hovel will go forth the Torah … Continue reading

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Live Cam Chat – The Closest You Can Get To Hell Without Being There, You Can Almost Smell The Sulfur

You don’t want to miss out. Come see the headquarters of Orthodox Judaism in Los Angeles and the keyboard that makes the rabbis shuckle in their prayers. What better way to prepare for Shabbat than trading inspiring stories with Your … Continue reading

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