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WELSHDRAGON:  luke was a great looking guy, with a little bit of just 4 men he could get back to his prime
palestine4ever:  I’ve been saying almost exactly the same thing, Welsh
YourMoralLeader:  what’s just 4 men?
WELSHDRAGON:  it not a gay thing luke sorry
palestine4ever:  There’s nothing frightening about mirrors, razors and grecian formula
palestine4ever:  but it’s like f**king kryptonite
WELSHDRAGON:  lmfao-i’m gonna when the time comes!!!!
WELSHDRAGON:  lit up like a beacon
palestine4ever:  the stories that hovel could tell
palestine4ever:  how a young man, filled with dreams of "making it", arrived
palestine4ever:  flash forward 20 years
palestine4ever:  Luke 2009 walks out
palestine4ever:  It reminds me that I’m getting older
palestine4ever:  Like when I see Todd Bridges on television or something
palestine4ever:  as you age, luke, we all take a second glance at our photos
palestine4ever:  I notice my face is rounder than it used to be
palestine4ever:  these feelings are not consistent with the largely warm and cozy persona I expect from the Luke Ford Brand
palestine4ever:  You’ve got to do it for your audience

palestine4ever:  I liked your use of the verb "husband", Luke
palestine4ever:  "I stayed in Tuesday and Wednesday, husbanding my energies"
palestine4ever:  that’s very commonwealth of you =)
palestine4ever:  An revealing section which you no doubt have noticed yourself
palestine4ever:  "Why do you seem so happy?"
palestine4ever:  says someone at JewFest
palestine4ever:  "Yoga" sez Luke
Mitra:  Luke, what kind of writer are you?
Mitra:  You write on your blog and write one word responses.
palestine4ever:  That’s a tough one, Mitra
YourMoralLeader:  is that bad?
YourMoralLeader:  what work do you do mitra?
YourMoralLeader:  hookers don’t give it out for free in their off-hours
Mitra:  As a woman, that’s totally unappealing that you don’t express yourself.
Mitra:  Speak up!
palestine4ever:  Mitra, Luke’s enigma is that he lusts madly for women, while doing everything in his power to physically repel them.
YourMoralLeader:  tell me about yourself
Mitra:  You tell me!
Mitra:  Don’t hide behind one-word answers.
palestine4ever:  Have you been here before, Mitra?
Mitra:  Once or twice.
Mitra:  I’m Persian-Jewish.
palestine4ever:  Just kinda randomly found it?
YourMoralLeader:  am i being niggardly with my words?

palestine4ever:  Are you a Jew too?
bigappletreat:  of course
bigappletreat:  frum too
palestine4ever:  How ironic that two Jews can only connect with the moderation of a filthy arab
bigappletreat:  on second thought….you may leave if you desire
palestine4ever:  But maybe, just maybe, this is the kind of thing we could share with the world
palestine4ever:  make big, like, Tolerance Quilts and share our story of mutual understanding basking in the reflection of Luke Ford’s awesome powers
palestine4ever:  I mean, i’ve taken a holy oath to destroy your people utterly but I don’t see why that means we can’t be friends.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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