Click here to join the fun! My LimmudLA 2009 report.
WELSHDRAGON: luke was a great looking guy, with a little bit of just 4 men he could get back to his prime
palestine4ever: I’ve been saying almost exactly the same thing, Welsh
YourMoralLeader: what’s just 4 men?
WELSHDRAGON: it not a gay thing luke sorry
palestine4ever: There’s nothing frightening about mirrors, razors and grecian formula
palestine4ever: but it’s like f**king kryptonite
WELSHDRAGON: lmfao-i’m gonna when the time comes!!!!
WELSHDRAGON: lit up like a beacon
palestine4ever: the stories that hovel could tell
palestine4ever: how a young man, filled with dreams of "making it", arrived
palestine4ever: flash forward 20 years
palestine4ever: Luke 2009 walks out
palestine4ever: It reminds me that I’m getting older
palestine4ever: Like when I see Todd Bridges on television or something
palestine4ever: as you age, luke, we all take a second glance at our photos
palestine4ever: I notice my face is rounder than it used to be
palestine4ever: these feelings are not consistent with the largely warm and cozy persona I expect from the Luke Ford Brand
palestine4ever: You’ve got to do it for your audience
palestine4ever: I liked your use of the verb "husband", Luke
palestine4ever: "I stayed in Tuesday and Wednesday, husbanding my energies"
palestine4ever: that’s very commonwealth of you =)
palestine4ever: An revealing section which you no doubt have noticed yourself
palestine4ever: "Why do you seem so happy?"
palestine4ever: says someone at JewFest
palestine4ever: "Yoga" sez Luke
Mitra: Luke, what kind of writer are you?
Mitra: You write on your blog and write one word responses.
palestine4ever: That’s a tough one, Mitra
YourMoralLeader: is that bad?
YourMoralLeader: what work do you do mitra?
YourMoralLeader: hookers don’t give it out for free in their off-hours
Mitra: As a woman, that’s totally unappealing that you don’t express yourself.
Mitra: Speak up!
palestine4ever: Mitra, Luke’s enigma is that he lusts madly for women, while doing everything in his power to physically repel them.
YourMoralLeader: tell me about yourself
Mitra: You tell me!
Mitra: Don’t hide behind one-word answers.
palestine4ever: Have you been here before, Mitra?
Mitra: Once or twice.
Mitra: I’m Persian-Jewish.
palestine4ever: Just kinda randomly found it?
YourMoralLeader: am i being niggardly with my words?
palestine4ever: Are you a Jew too?
bigappletreat: of course
bigappletreat: frum too
palestine4ever: How ironic that two Jews can only connect with the moderation of a filthy arab
bigappletreat: on second thought….you may leave if you desire
palestine4ever: But maybe, just maybe, this is the kind of thing we could share with the world
palestine4ever: make big, like, Tolerance Quilts and share our story of mutual understanding basking in the reflection of Luke Ford’s awesome powers
palestine4ever: I mean, i’ve taken a holy oath to destroy your people utterly but I don’t see why that means we can’t be friends.