Parker Lewis and Bud Bundy lose what’s left of their dignity

TV Squad reports:

Hey, remember that show The Pick-up Artist, starring internationally recognized d-bag Mystery? Was one of your Christmas wishes to see the same kind of show, except this time on the internet, with lower production values, starring two has-been former Fox sitcom stars? Well start carving up the Christmas goose, because you just got your wish!

In a move that is sure to please lovers of both so-good-it’s-bad ironic entertainment and cautionary Hollywood tales, the AV Club is reporting that noted d-bag author of The Game, Neil Strauss, has released this set of promotional videos. In them, David Faustino and Corin Nemec team up to show just how good Strauss’s method for picking up chicks is by challenging each other to a "who can get the most telephone numbers" contest. A sample (NSFW) video after the jump…Now, before you watch this, there are a few warnings I have to get out of the way. The following people should not watch this video:

1) If you’re easily offended. In the one I’ve selected to share, David is wearing an (ahem) artificial male member on his forehead. The surface message of that particular artistic choice (namely, that even a d*ckhead can scam girls using Strauss’s method) isn’t missed by its creators as the word d*ckhead features prominently in the video’s title. The larger, more subtle message about the types of people that would actually buy into Strauss’s method is, presumably, not thought about much.

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Action Feud

From PageSix: "CHUCK Norris may have to put up his dukes against rival action star Steven Seagal when a new memoir by ex-porn star- turned-private eye Paul Barresi comes out. Barresi, who’s penning "Bless Me Father for I Have Sinned," has two never-released tapes in which he says Seagal slams Norris. "He did not think too fondly of his competition. Seagal saw Norris as a box-office competitor and did not speak well of him," Barresi, star of such films as "Coed Fever," tells us. Reps for Norris and Seagal could not be reached."

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I Got Stuck Going Down The Chimney

That’s why I wasn’t blogging for a few hours.

I’ve posted a new bumper sticker on my Dodge: "My other van is at the north pole." (Lewis Fein)

Now I must throw on a false beard, hit the local assisted living facility, and say, "Candy cane?"

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Evan Sayet: ‘Men Are Not Moved By Celebrity, Women Are’

Evan blogs:

The closest comparison to Oprah thus far was the leftists’ use of Bruce Springsteen four years ago to try and save John Kerry’s candidacy. And, while Springsteen was "the boss" while still but a child, his lyrics and his life both prove him to be head and shoulders above the average celebrity. He has withstood the test of time and, when not producing self-consciously political material — when singing about the human heart — his lyrics are OVERWHELMINGLY Republican ("I believe in the love that you gave me; I believe in the faith that can save me. I believe and I hope and I pray that someday it may raise me above these badlands…")

Yet Springsteen’s massive efforts on behalf of the leftists made absolutely no difference. Why? Because Bruce’s fans (and I am one of the biggest) are men. Men are not moved by celebrity — women are.

Think not? Just ask yourself who the gossip magazines are geared towards. Ask yourself how many men would watch a political show where the "experts" are Rosie O’Donnell, Whoopi Goldberg and Joy Behar? Ask yourself who gossips.

Evan writes that he does not fear global warming:

I am further unmoved by the plans to curb "global warming," plans that allow the biggest polluters — China and India for example — to continue to pollute unabated while American and Americans (of course) foot the bill.

If the threat was as dire and as imminent as the leftists and the Islamists declare, then the Kyoto Protocols would pull out all the stops, with every nation asked to make at least SOME sacrifice and not but another leftist social experiment, another "affirmative action" program where the evil, failed or wrong benefit and the good, right and successful are punished.

It might be helpful in moving me some (though not much) if the guru Al Gore wasn’t such a clown. His buffoonish (and lie-filled) anti-American attacks at Bali, his pocketing of tens of millions of dollars in cold, hard cash, his continuing to spew pollution from his own home(s) at twenty times the rate of the middle class American he, as a leftist, is seeking to destroy, all don’t argue for a man who is serious about a threat to the very existence of the earth. I know that if I thought the world was doomed, I would probably turn off the heater in my indoor pool from time to time. Not Gore.

I remember seeing a line somewhere that said "I’ll take global warming seriously when Al Gore takes global warming seriously." I couldn’t agree more.

Here’s a Youtube video of Evan speaking to the Heritage society. At David Horowitz’s Restoration Weekend, Evan followed Ann Coulter. Part Two

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It’s A Fable, It Must Be Good

I got a filthy book in the mail.

That’s not unusual. I get a lot of filfthy stuff in the mail.

Strictly for journalistic purposes, mind you.

But this one was different.

To begin with, it was sent to me at the Jewish Journal.

That’s a good one.

The book is called The Transformations: A Tale Of Modern Sin by Dex Quire.

It’s a paperback and light.

When I’ve gone out to photograph things at night, I’ve stuck it in the back of my jeans and while waiting around for celebrities, I’ve read a few chapters.

The thing is filthy. It’s obsessed with sex. It’s about a man who wants a bigger nob, so he buys some ointment, rubs it on and turns into a donkey.

So I get home from digesting a few chapters and Google the book.

It turns out to be an ancient fable updated. So then I realized it was art, not filth.

Just like my blogging.

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Medicine Without Borders

John Goodman writes:

There is only one thing you need to know about telemedicine: location doesn’t matter.

The pathologist who examines your blood tests, the radiologist who reads your MRI scan, the internist who orders your prescription or the nurse who reminds you to refill a prescription – none of these providers needs to be in the same room with you. Or in the same city. Or in the same state. Or even in the same country.

Telemedicine could revolutionize the practice of medicine, especially for the chronically ill.

Instead of making a two-hour, round-trip visit to a doctor’s office, a diabetic could communicate with her doctor by telephone or email. A nurse practitioner could remind her to conduct a home test by telephone, email or text message. The results of home testing could be sent to a physician electronically. Prescriptions could be ordered electronically, thereby taking advantage of error-reducing software. Test results and medical records could be transported electronically from specialist to specialist. All of these measures could potentially produce more care and better care.

Telemedicine could also revolutionize efforts at cost control.

Just as the widespread use of the Internet lowered seller markups on every product from automobiles to groceries, and just as e-Bay has lowered the resale price of just about everything, telemedicine promises to have a huge impact on health care prices . . . . . . unless . . . . . . unless . . . . . . well, unless no one is actually competing based on price.

In a system of nonprice rationing, telemedicine is not necessarily a boon to cost control. In fact, it could prove to be a disaster. If every Canadian patient had access to free telemedical services, it would bust the global budgets in every Canadian province in the space of a few weeks.

That may explain why the principal obstacles to telemedicine are health insurance companies and government. As buyers of care, these two bureaucracies resist paying for anything other than face-to-face medical encounters for the same reason the Canadian government is likely to be resistant.

As a regulator of care, government has erected another set of obstacles. Did you know that it’s illegal for a doctor practicing on the Texas side of Texarkana to treat a patient by phone on the Arkansas side of the same city? Did you know it’s illegal for a doctor practicing in East St. Louis (Illinois side) to interpret x-rays taken for a patient treated in west St. Louis (Missouri side). Unless these relics of misguided regulatory excess are repealed, the telemedical marketplace each of us has access to may be limited by the borders of the state in which we live.

The most interesting developments in telemedicine are occurring outside the traditional third-party payment system. For example, more than one million people are subscribers to a nationwide service operated by Teladoc Medical Services of Dallas. They can talk to a doctor by phone, any time day or night. (but pay a fee for each consultation). They can arrange for prescriptions by phone and have their medical records transferred electronically to any doctor of their choice. In most cases people who use the service pay with their own money. In some cases an employer pays the enrollment costs. But health insurers rarely reimburse for the service.

John Goodman writes about supply side health policy:

We need only look at those parts of the medical marketplace where providers compete on price and on quality. Examples:

  • Cosmetic surgery
  • Lasik surgery
  • Walk-in clinics
  • Internet drug sales
  • Concierge doctors
  • Medical tourism

One part of our healthcare system (the part where third-parties are absent) is teeming and bristling with entrepreneurship and innovation.

In the other part (where third-parties pay the bills), entrepreneurship has been all but extinguished. We need to make the latter more like the former

John Goodman writes:

Perhaps you have heard that health markets work reasonably well when patients pay with their own money. LAZIK surgery and cosmetic surgery are two examples. Yet, the authors of a new study dispute this claim.

The article is called "Self-Pay Markets in Health Care: Consumer Nirvana or Caveat Emptor?" It was funded by the Center for Studying Health Systems Change (an RJR outfit) and appears at the Health Affairs web site. The authors (both non-economists) focus mainly on LAZIK surgery, but also include in vitro fertilization, cosmetic rhinoplasty and dental crowns. They do not find nirvana.

But first things first. Buried in the middle of the article, in the middle of a paragraph, with no bold heading and no mention in the Abstract, as though it were only of passing interest, is this amazing factoid: over the past decade, the real price of LAZIK surgery has decline by 30 percent. Equally buried, is another startler: The satisfaction rate among patients is 93 percent. And we can all be thankful the editor’s shears did not expunge this tidbit: unlike every other kind of surgery, in LAZIK surgery higher quality service routinely commands premium fees.

Is there some relationship between falling prices, high patient satisfaction, higher pay for superior quality and the fact that patients are paying out of pocket? The authors never ask this question.

John Goodman writes in the WSJ: “Our public-school system and our health-care system may seem as different as night and day. Yet both systems share something in common: Mediocrity is the rule and excellence, where it exists, is distributed randomly.

In both cases the reason is the same. There is no systematic reward for excellence and no penalty for mediocrity. As a result, excellence tends to be the result of the energy and enthusiasm of a few individuals, who usually receive no financial reward for their efforts.”

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The Limits Of Orthodox Theology

What I find most interesting in the Orthodox discussions of Dr. Marc B. Shapiro’s book is the widespread belief that readership of the book should be restricted. Not because there are significant mistakes in the book, but because the book will shake people’s faith and lead them off the derech.

Truth, it seems, is not a major value in Orthodoxy. Or is it that truth is such a precious commodity, it should only be shared with the elite who can handle it? If you reduce your religious observance because of the book — which, frankly, is the logical conclusion of it — then you’re not part of the chosen.

Rabbi Daniel Korobkin (probably the best Orthodox rabbi in Los Angeles — along with Yitzhok Adlerstein — to talk to if you have a modern philosophical question about Judaism, he’s one of the few I’ve met who’ll want to shake your hand after a vigorous argument on these matters, he understands modernity’s challenge — and yes, he wears a black hat) from the Orthodox Union’s West Coast branch and Kehillath Yaven writes to Jewish Action (the magazine of the Orthodox Union):

In his essay (summer 2007), Rabbi Leff cleverly wove together two book reviews about the Rambam’s Ikarim (principles of faith), contrasting Rabbi Bechhofer’s new book [Even Shisiya on the Thirteen Principles of the Rambam] with Dr. Shapiro’s [The Limits of Orthodox Theology: Maimonides Thirteen Principles Reappraised]. In this context, Rabbi Leff cited Rabbi Bechhofer’s knowledge of the Ikarim as a refutation of Dr. Shapiro’s claim that “since the sources of Jewish theology are not part of the curriculum in yeshivot, the students know nothing about them.” Rabbi Leff further expressed amazement that Dr. Shapiro could even make such a claim, for “is there a serious yeshivah student who is ignorant of Rabbi Yosef Albo’s Sefer HaIkarim or Rabbi Moshe de Trani’s Beit Elokim?”

I, for one, am incredulous at his incredulity. My experience—both while in yeshivot during my younger years, and currently, as a communal rabbi who interacts regularly with bnei yeshivah—is completely the opposite. I know many fine, extremely learned, and yes, “serious” bnei Torah, and the vast majority of them are completely ignorant of these aforementioned works, as well as many other works of this genre. In discussing this issue with friends and colleagues, their observation is the same. I can only conclude that Rabbi Leff’s yeshivah experience was from an extraordinary place and time, because his is definitely not that of the norm.

My observation is not in any way meant pejoratively. To the contrary, there is a long and proud tradition for yeshivot to steer students away from this genre, known, alternatively, as “sifrei chakirah” (books of investigation), or “tiyul b’pardes” (strolling through the garden), which refers to those works that systematically analyze and prove issues of faith and theology, especially the Ikarim.

Surely, Rabbi Leff is aware of the famous ruling of Rabbi Moshe Isserles (SA, Yoreh Deah 246:4):

A person should study nothing other than Scripture, Mishnah and Gemara and their halachic commentators. By doing so, he will acquire both this world and the next. A person should not study other areas of wisdom. However, it is permitted to study, on a casual basis, other areas of wisdom, provided that they are not heretical works. This type of literature is what our sages called “tiyul b’pardes.” But a person should not “stroll through the garden” until after he has filled his belly with meat and wine, and by that I mean mastery over that which is permitted and forbidden and the laws of the mitzvot.

True, there is controversy as to how far the Shulchan Aruch seeks to limit such study, and it is also unclear exactly which works fall into this category. But other authorities (such as Rivash, Chavot Ya’ir, the Vilna Gaon and most of the Chassidic masters) go even farther than the Shulchan Aruch in discouraging the study of theology texts. Included in these discouraged texts are Rambam’s Moreh Nevuchim, Gersonides’ Milchamot Hashem, Crescas’ Ohr Hashem, Rabbi Albo’s Sefer HaIkarim and many more. It is quite apparent that as a general rule our yeshivot have adhered to the policy of dissuading this kind of study.

Rabbi Leff weakened his own argument by stating that “mussar and hashkafah va’adim … take place in every yeshivah.” Grouping “mussar” and “hashkafah” together demonstrates that when addressing “hashkafah,” Rabbi Leff is talking about a very different kind of theological study than that required when critically analyzing doctrines of faith. In many respects, the latter is the polar opposite of mussar study. The “hashkafah” that Rabbi Leff refers to, on the other hand, includes works like Chovot HaLevavot (except for the Sha’ar HaYichud), Derech Hashem and Michtav MeEliyahu, all of which are meant to inspire and prod, but not to either prove or disprove theological dogma.

Like Rabbi Bechhofer, I studied at Ner Israel Rabbinical College during the tenure of Rabbi Yaakov Weinberg. Rabbi Leff tries to prove that theology study takes place in yeshivot by citing Rabbi Weinberg and his students, but this is, once again, a mischaracterization of the reality. While Rabbi Weinberg lectured extensively in the yeshivah, he limited his public shiurim to the topics advocated by the aforementioned Shulchan Aruch: Gemara, mussar, et cetera. Only in private, small chaburot did he teach theological issues. This would explain why the majority of his students, myself included, were not privy to this side of the rosh yeshivah until after we had left the yeshivah.

Furthermore, Rabbi Weinberg was not exactly a paragon of conventionality. For his talmidim, his unconventional accessibility and down-to-earth common sense and rationality were what endeared him to us. His openness to theological topics was one more example of his breaking stride from the pack.

I agree with Rabbi Leff that the readership of Dr. Shapiro’s book should be limited, but not because of a small minority of errors or controversial statements that are made (which I thought were unfairly highlighted in the book review, while so much of the correct statements were overlooked). It is rather because most bnei Torah—due to the hashkafic policy decision of limiting theological study to talmidim—are simply not equipped to handle the advanced topics undertaken in his book.

Furthermore, one should consider that this policy decision was made centuries ago for a reason. In the twelfth century, when asked to expound on theology using the analytical method that was in vogue at the time, Rabbi Yehuda HaLevi responded: faith based on tradition is always superior to faith based on logical proofs (Kuzari 5:1). It is far better, according to a long tradition of rabbis, to accept doctrinal issues without subjecting them to analytical rigor, because in the end, one may very well end up in a more confused state than when he started. Granted, Rambam did not agree with this outlook, but it seems that he was in the minority on this point. Accordingly, only someone who has a gnawing need to delve into these topics should do so.

Dismissing or de-legitimizing Dr. Shapiro’s work is a disservice to that significant minority of our bnei and bnot Torah who are true theology seekers. A serious yeshivah student who finds one of Maimonides’ Ikarim unsettling or problematic may be relieved to discover that a great Rishon also had trouble with that very same issue. The fact that at some point a “pesak” may have been issued requiring everyone to accept the Rambam’s Ikarim as absolute dogma will not assuage the person who is struggling with his own personal beliefs. On the other hand, books like Dr. Shapiro’s can offer the necessary soothing balm for the troubled soul who seeks to be frum and part of the Orthodox community, even though he has trouble with Maimonidean dogma.

At the end of the day, we are a religion more of deed than creed, and Dr. Shapiro’s book—filled with multiple positions on Jewish dogma—beautifully underscores that point.

Dr. Marc Shapiro writes to Jewish Action:

In Rabbi Zev Leff’s review of my book, The Limits of Orthodox Theology, I feel that he didn’t give readers a correct sense of what the book is about. To rectify that, I can only ask people to read the book for themselves and determine if his portrayal is accurate. I would, however, like to challenge Rabbi Leff on some specific points.

1. Rabbi Leff writes: “The Chatam Sofer in his responsa (Yoreh Deah 356) cites a source even older than Rambam who refers to Thirteen Principles of Faith.” As I noted in the book (p. 36, n. 176) the Chatam Sofer was mistaken about this. The source he refers to was actually written by Rabbi Yom Tov Lipmann Muelhausen (fourteenth-fifteenth century) and has recently been published. (I also point out that in another responsum, Even haEzer 2, no. 148, the Chatam Sofer himself realized that the source under discussion has nothing to do with the Thirteen Principles which, he acknowledges, originate with Rambam.) The fact that Rabbi Leff could include such a sentence in his review, even though I showed it to be incorrect, leaves me with some doubt as to how closely he read my book.

2. Rabbi Leff writes: “Today the [Thirteen] Principles are universally accepted.” I do not believe this to be the case, and whenever I hear prayers or selichot directed towards angels (a violation of the Fifth Principle), I am reassured of the correctness of my belief. If one is simply using the Thirteen Principles as a loose term to define traditional Jewish belief, then yes, Rabbi Leff is correct. The purpose of my book was to show that, despite widespread assertions to the contrary, there has been a great deal of dispute regarding the Principles throughout Jewish history.

3. Rabbi Leff writes: “One who denies any of the [the Thirteen Principles] is outside the pale of the faith community of Torah Judaism.” Yet this sentence is followed by another one that contradicts it: “The Sages do not agree whether to deem one a heretic for harboring this belief.” Which is it? Is one who believes in a corporeal God (a violation of the Third Principle) a heretic, outside the faith community or simply an ignorant person who must be enlightened? As I discuss in my book, our Sages have disputed this very point, with no less a figure than Rabbi Arele Roth rejecting the Rambam’s view that such a belief turns a person into a heretic. Rabbi Avraham Yitzchak HaKohen Kook also disagreed with the Rambam, and instead adopted the Ra’avad’s more tolerant approach. Rabbi Kook (Shemonah Kevatzim, 1:30-31) specifically rejects Rabbi Leff’s statement quoted at the beginning of this paragraph.

4. Rabbi Leff then says that I misunderstand “so many Torah sources.” The first one he refers to is Rashbam to Bamidbar 22:1. I referred to Rashbam as an example of one who believed that certain small parts of the Torah were post-Mosaic. Rabbi Leff writes that Rashbam “does not even intimate when this section was written. Rather, Rashbam simply explains that ‘beyond the Jordan’ was written to reflect what would be in the future.” Here are Rashbam’s exact words, as found in Martin Lockshin’s translation.

The phrase “across the Jordan” is appropriately written after they [i.e., the Israelites] had crossed [to the west side of] the Jordan. From their point of view the plains of Moab [on the east side of the Jordan] are called “across the Jordan.”

I assume that Rabbi Leff’s understanding of Rashbam is based on David Rosin’s text (or one of the other editions or CD-ROMs that use this text). Rosin’s edition removes anything radical from Rashbam (although in his note he gives the reader the actual mansuscript text). But as Lockshin has written, Rosin’s “reading is based on a conjectural emendation….I am convinced that Rosin’s emendation is based on his desire to make Rashbam’s comment here seem less heterodox.”

In my book, I further noted that according to a medieval Tosafist collection of Torah commentaries, Rashbam also identified Bereishit 36:31-39 as post-Mosaic; yet Rabbi Leff does not mention this.

5. I quoted sources that indicate the notion of tikkun soferim is to be taken literally. Among these sources are Midrash Tanchuma and Yalkut haMachiri (as well as the Aruch and a number of other texts that Rabbi Leff does not mention, leaving the reader with the wrong impression).

Rabbi Leff writes: “What Dr. Shapiro fails to mention is that those portions of the Tanchuma and Yalkut are not found in most early editions.” Let’s assume that this is correct (although to prove this one would need to actually examine the manuscripts, not simply refer to two apologetic comments found in the standard rabbinic commentary to Tanchuma). This would make perfect sense, as later copyists would be inclined to leave out that which they regarded as controversial or even heretical. What then does this prove?

Furthermore, the sources Rabbi Leff mentions only refer to Tanchuma. Neither of them mentions anything about Yalkut haMachiri. Of course, I am sure that he will also assert that this text is a forgery, or was written by a “mistaken student,” and will do the same with any other text that presents an alternate understanding of tikkun soferim.

6. The next section of his review concerns how to understand a passage in Rabbeinu Nissim and the Midrash. In presenting this, I wrote that it was hard to see how the approach of these sources can be brought into line with Rambam’s understanding of revelation of the entire Five Books of Moses. Nothing that Rabbi Leff writes has changed my mind in this respect. The reader should note, however, that before discussing this approach I stated that these views “seem to contradict Maimonides’ Principle” (emphasis added). I was well aware that the matter was not completely certain, for exactly the reasons that Rabbi Leff sets forth.

7. Rabbi Leff completely misunderstands my view about halachah and Principles of Faith. I have said, and I repeat now, that no Rishonim that I am aware of, and certainly not Rambam, believed that Principles of Faith can be decided in a halachic fashion. The Chatam Sofer says that they can. According to the Chatam Sofer, Principles of Faith can change in accordance with the halachic decisions of the times; what used to be an obligatory belief can cease being so, and what is now an obligatory belief need not have been so in the past.

Yet nothing could be more at odds with the Rambam’s understanding. According to the Rambam, Principles of Faith are eternal truths. They define the essence of what Judaism was, is and forever will be. If the majority of posekim determine that God has a body, this will not change the fact that it is still a basic principle of the Jewish faith to assert the opposite. For the Rambam, Principles of Faith don’t depend on the majority, be they right or wrong, for they are part of the essence of Torah. Principles of Faith have not, and indeed can never, change. Unlike the Chatam Sofer’s pan-halachic approach, in the Rambam’s conception, one doesn’t need a halachic decision for the Principles to be binding. As Menachem Kellner has put it, “Dogmas, it must be recalled, are beliefs taught as true by the Torah; is the truth taught by the Torah historically conditioned?”

We can see that the Rishonim held this view by how they dispute with the Rambam. When they want to show that one of his Principles is mistaken, they cite a Talmudic passage to show that one of the Tannaim or Amoraim disagreed with him. Thus, to give an example I only saw after my book was completed, Rabbi Isaiah ben Elijah of Trani’s proof that belief in God’s incorporeality is not a Principle, denial of which is heresy, is that there were Sages of the Talmud who held this belief (Sanhedrei Gedolah leMasechet Sanhedrin 5:2 [Jerusalem, 1972], p. 118).

Rabbi Isaiah doesn’t assume, or even raise as a possibility, that it used to be permitted to believe this, but now, since the halachah has been decided, it is forbidden. On the contrary, he asserts, based on the fact that some Talmudic Sages believed in a physical God and they are not, Heaven forbid, to be regarded as heretics, that God’s incorporeality cannot be a Principle. This, to him, is the greatest proof that the Rambam is wrong in declaring that all who deny his Third Principle are heretics. In other words, Rabbi Isaiah also believes that for something to be a Principle of Faith, it has to be eternally true.

Thus, Rabbi Leff is incorrect (with regard to the Rambam and other Rishonim) when he writes that “faith and belief are mitzvot like all other mitzvot. Hence, the halachic decision-making process applies to matters of faith in the way it does to other mitzvot.” In my book I acknowledge that this was the Chatam Sofer’s opinion, but it was not the Rambam’s view. In fact, the Rambam could not be more opposed to Rabbi Leff’s statement, as it means that his own Principles of Faith can be “voted out.” I can only wonder, after explaining my position, why Rabbi Leff sees this as “yet another example of Dr. Shapiro’s misunderstanding of Torah sources.”

Incidentally, Rabbi Leff quotes from my book (p. 142, n. 15) that Rabbi Kook also held the Chatam Sofer’s opinion. But in that note, I also call attention to other sources from Rabbi Kook that have a different approach. Why does Rabbi Leff ignore them?

8. Finally, Rabbi Leff claims that I “make a brazen attack on Rabbi Moshe Feinstein.” I am not sure why a valid criticism of Rav Moshe qualifies as a brazen attack, but let’s move onto substance. (Anyone who has heard my lectures on Rav Moshe can have no doubt as to my great esteem for him.)

Rav Moshe stated that Rambam believed in the protective power of holy names and the names of angels, as used in amulets. Rabbi Leff, in his criticism of my book, states that in Hilchot Mezuzah 5:4“Rambam rules that God’s name ‘Shakkai’ should be placed on the outside of the mezuzah, indicating his belief that the Shem does have protective powers.”

Yet Rambam never says that the name of God “should be placed” there; rather, he permits people, in accordance with the widespread custom, to do so if they want to, as this action has no relevance to the mitzvah per se and does not violate any halachic prohibition. But to say, as Rabbi Leff does, that Rambam believes that a name of God can protect you (and Rav Moshe even says this about names of angels) is a complete perversion of Rambam’s philosophy. Rabbi Wolf Boskowitz and Rabbi Joseph Kafih, in their commentaries on Hilchot Mezuzah, are explicit that according to Rambam the mezuzah has no protective powers. It is a mitzvah that helps us remember God and his Torah each time we come in and out of a room—hardly a small matter.

In his commentary to Sotah 7:4, Rambam speaks strongly against those who write amulets. What did these people put in the amulets? Various holy names and names of angels. This is the definition of a Jewish amulet, and when Rav Moshe speaks of holy names he is referring to the names of God that are mentioned in medieval works. Yet according to Rambam, this is all nonsense.

The Vilna Gaon recognized this (Beur haGra, Yoreh Deah 179:13). Although he notes that the Talmud has stories of special powers associated with holy names, he also states that according to Rambam “this is all falsehood.” Rabbi Joseph Ergas writes similarly (Shomrei Emunim 1:13). (Readers interested in seeing the Hebrew texts I refer to can consult seforim.blogspot.com for July 11, 2007.)

In my book, I assumed that Rav Moshe could say this, because he, like many other posekim, did not immerse himself in philosophy. The fact that Rabbi Leff could also assert this leaves me speechless. What is at issue is not the meaning of a citation of Rambam from here or there, but a proper understanding of his entire philosophical worldview.

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Farm Boys: Lives of Gay Men From The Rural Midwest

Matt Labash writes: "If you’re like me, and have a lot of pre-pubescent gay friends who like to pet chickens, Farm Boys: Lives of Gay Men From The Rural Midwest might be your ideal stocking stuffer. (I kid about the pre-pubescents–most of my gay chicken-petting friends are by now in their thirties and forties). Truth be told, I have no idea if the book is any good. It was given to me years ago by a TWS colleague, who either thought he was being funny, or who more than likely knowing him, really is into the gay chicken-petting scene. The reason I display it on my desk is because of the cover, seen here. I used to have problems with chit-chatty coworkers endlessly pitching camp in my office. Then I started displaying Farm Boys. Now, most of my office chats are away games, with me in control of the schedule. I can’t recommend it highly enough."

Jonathan writes on Amazon.com: "I grew up in a small town with very rigid conservative Christian values, and can relate heavily to it. Certainly the book is enthralling and captivating and I have enjoyed every minute of it. I must add though I found some of it disturbing. Several of the men featured in here engaged in bestality and incest with their brothers, uncles, cousins, etc. It seems they took a rather blithe attitude toward it, as if it was part of the culture. Even though I don’t prescribe to the belief molestation makes a person gay, I can’t help but wonder if it influenced them towards it."

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Can A Modern Orthodox Shul Import A Religious Experience?

Feeling close to God was relatively easy in Christianity. A good sermon, a good song, a good movie, and you started feeling very spiritual.

I remember going to a Billy Graham crusade in Sacramento around 1984. Only the hardest of hearts could not have been moved.

Spiritual highs are much harder to come by in Judaism. And most of them seem like cheap grace. I hear that feeling spiritual is pretty easy at the Kabbalah Centre. Because of the use of musical instruments on the Sabbath, I’ve usually found it easier to feel spiritual at a non-Orthodox synagogue.

The type of synagogue I am most familiar with is the Modern Orthodox one. They have all sorts of trouble with spirituality. Go to a minyan there and you rarely see many people outside of the rabbi who are into their prayers.

So the M.O. shul tries all sorts of tricks. They have their "Daven With Kavannah" specials. They bring in Eli Kranzler. They use some Carlebach tunes. They import their spirituality by bringing in some blacks.

No, I don’t mean negros. I mean the black-hatted ultra-Orthodox, particularly the Hasidim. These guys often have a genuine relationship with God and it’s infectious. Other times it does not work and I feel like I am at Sea World paying to  watch the trained seals perform.

With few exceptions, the only reason Haredim come around Modern Orthodox shuls is to collect donations, which tends to reduce my capacity to kvell over their presence.

I don’t mean to say that my shul experience is a bleak one. I almost always leave feeling better than I came. I often get to spend time with friends and to learn a thing or two.

These days when I set foot in shul, I no longer feel like a whore in a church. But I still have a major problem. I’m not sure I want my behavior outside of shul to match up with my behavior inside of shul.  I’m not sure I want to repent, that I want to clean up my writing, that I want to be pure and holy and acknowledge God in all that I do.

For instance, I completely skipped Yom Kippur this year. Yeah, I went to shul, but I didn’t ask anyone for forgiveness and I didn’t resolve to change anything about my life.

I like to take vacations from God. When I watch The Sopranos and the like, I tell myself to pretend for an hour that God does not exist. When I meet a hot chick who I want to play with, I tell myself to forget about God for a few hours. When I want to write some raunchy or vicious, I turn up the stereo and turn off God.

I have an amazingly flexible conscience. And if you point out to me that I did a sin, I always have an answer — I’m not at that spiritual level yet to give a damn.

Joe emails: "As Ernst Simon said: ‘The people I talk to, I can’t daven with. The people I daven with, I can’t talk to.’ At my MO shul, I love talking to people but don’t feel like I ever fully get immersed in the davening. It is superficial and thin for me.  On the other hand, in a chasidic shtibl with an intensity of davening, I may not be able to have a meaningful conversation with anyone, but the davening is real.  It’s visceral.  People are davening like they mean it."

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Hits Are Hard

Rob Long blogs:

1. Hits are hard. Liz Gannes over at the NewTeeVee site has a great post about the web video stars of 2007.  Time and Forbes may be (kind of) crowing about the short fame trajectories of yesterday’s big names, but it’s not really big news.  Hits are hard, whether you live in Palo Alto or Hollywood.

2.             Franchises are better than hits.  When studios evaluate a project, one of the things they’re really looking for are franchises.  Remember Air Bud, about the dog that plays basketball?  It had seven sequels.  I’m not sure the web has created an Air Bud.  Yet.  (And I’m using Air Bud rather than, say, Spiderman or Pirates of the Caribbean because it’s the smaller, lower profile, and – let’s face it – tackier titles that keep the lights on.  There’s nothing quite like the taste of bread and butter.)

3.              Comedy may be oversaturated on the web right now.  Maybe.  Just a thought.  It’s a challenge to cut through the clutter.  Even for big names.  Just sayin’ is all.

4.             An unscientific, indefensible assertion: when the iPhone came out, within a few days I was seeing them all over.  I haven’t seen one of these.

5.             In show business, you notice the little things.  Parking, for instance.  Every year, near the anniversary of the date your studio deal was signed, someone from the on-lot parking department will send out a new little sticker for your car.  It’s a small thing, of course, but it’s one of the ways you know that your studio deal is being renewed.  Unless they don’t send you a sticker, which also tells you something.

Oh, I suppose you could just pick up the phone like an adult, and come right out and ask the studio head, “Hey, are you extending this thing or not?” but the iron rule of the entertainment industry is, if you’ve got to ask, then deep down, you know the answer.

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