Three Live Jews Go To Church

Joey Kurtzman wears jeans and sunglasses. Last night at a party, he chatted up novelist Salmon Rushdie.

Jeff* drives up in a sportscar to pick us up.

Joey climbs in. I try to sit on his lap. There’s no room.

Joey takes his hybrid and arrives ten minutes behind us.

My driver is crazy. Heavy on the accelerator and heavy on the brake all the while checking his email on his cell phone with the windows down and the air rushing in and my fears rising up.

We hit the Church of God in Christ. Bishop Charles E. Blake is in charge of the church and the denomination.

According to Wikipedia: "The Church of God in Christ, Incorporated is the largest Pentecostal denomination in the United States. The membership is predominantly black with more than six million members in the United States alone. The church has congregations in nearly 60 countries around the world."

We squeeze into our pew at 11:05 a.m.

There are a lot of fine looking black women in this church. Everyone’s dressed nice. Everyone smells nice. Everyone’s friendly.

If you need a hug, this is the place to come.

I feel my jungle fever raging.

There comes a time in every Jew’s life when he needs to hear some good gospel singing.

The Church of God in Christ is 100 years old.

A lady up front hawks some fine $25 throw rugs featuring the mug of founder Charles Harrison Mason.

Prayer cushions are just $3. All Bibles in the bookstore are 20% off and with the discount coupon on page five of the bulletin, you can snag an extra 10% off.

There are about 700 people in the house, about 90% black.

Once the singing starts and crowd rises to their feet and sways back and forth with the beat, I get chills up and down my spine.

This is Unity Sunday with a special emphasis on outreach to the deaf, dumb and blind.

Joey’s on his feet, singing all the words to "Blessed Assurance."

The guest speaker is the former congressman and honorable reverend Floyd H. Flake.

He encourages the audience to make something of their lives. To get educated and to work hard and to start their own businesses and to buy homes and build equity.

He repeatedly whips the crowd into a frenzy and then eases off and then rebuilds the frenzy.

Compared to going to shul, going to this church is like snorting spiritual cocaine. It is a staggering series of highs. It’s like the Happy Minyan times twelve.

Listen here (sound file starts halfway through the sermon).

Former U.S. Congressman, the Reverend Dr. Floyd H. Flake is the senior pastor of the more than 17,000 member Greater Allen A. M. E. Cathedral of New York in Jamaica, Queens, and President of Wilberforce University in Ohio. During his 28-year pastorate, Allen has become one of the nation’s foremost Christian churches and development corporations. The church and its subsidiary corporations operate with an annual budget of over $34 million. The church also owns expansive commercial and residential developments; a 500-student private school founded by Flake and his wife Elaine, and various commercial and social service enterprises, which has placed it among the nation’s most productive religious and urban development institutions. The corporations, church administrative offices, school, and ministries comprise one of the Borough of Queens’ largest private sector employers.

From 1986-97 Flake served in the U.S. Congress, and was a member of the Banking and Finance, and The Small Business Committees. He established a reputation for bipartisan, innovative legislative initiatives to revitalize urban commercial and residential communities. Most notably, the Community Development Financial Institutions Act of 1993 contained provisions named the Bank Enterprise Act (BEA), authored by Representative Floyd Flake, which provided incentives for financial institutions to make market-oriented investments in destabilized urban and rural economies. These BEA provisions along with the Community Development Fund Initiative (CDFI) continue to yield millions of dollars worth of direct and secondary investment for residential and commercial growth. It also increased private sector capital flow in communities with declining economic fortunes. The BEA has directly impacted the volume of residential mortgage and commercial lending in grossly under-invested locales.

In Congress Flake also concentrated on garnering Federal resources and projects for his community. He won two regional facilities: The Federal Drug Administration (F.D.A.) and the Federal Aviation Administration (F.A.A.), which generated more than two thousand jobs while also upgrading the stability and the aesthetics of the District. He prevailed upon the Clinton Administration to fund the Nation’s first One Stop Small Business Capital Center (Jamaica Business Resource Center J.B.R.C.) which is the model for additional centers that are now operating in the Federal Empowerment Zones. He also authored legislation to fund the expansion of JFK Airport and build the rail link from the plane to the train, which connects JFK to Jamaica and Penn Stations. This has helped to further development of the Downtown Jamaica area.

The Greater Allen Cathedral’s operations are a national paradigm of church-centered, faith based, public/private community educational and economic development. Further, Allen’s administrative structure, efficiency, and development efforts have increasingly attracted international and national recognition in print and electronic media. He and the church have been profiled on CNN, CBS, BET, C-Span, PBS, and in Time, Black Enterprise, Ebony, the New York Times, Readers Digest and Los Angeles Times, and many other publications, lectures and speeches. He is a proponent of quality education and market-oriented community and economic development through speeches and lectures in corporate settings, policy forums, seminaries and divinity schools and countless other forums. He is a lecturer at the Harvard Divinity School’s Annual Summer Leadership Institute. Under the Reverend Flake’s leadership, and true to its Christian doctrine of self-help and communal responsibility, Allen Church has provided resources and guidance for innumerable faith-based and secular institutions. Its net assets are valued at over $100 million.

Dr. Flake earned a Doctor of Ministry Degree (D.Min.) from the United Theological Seminary in Dayton, OH and holds a B.A. from Wilberforce University with additional studies at Payne Theological Seminary and Northeastern University School of Business. He also has numerous honorary degrees including: Boston University, Fisk University, Lincoln University (PA), and Cheney University of Pennsylvania.

Before assuming the pastorate of Allen Church, Reverend Flake served in various capacities at Boston University: Director of the Martin Luther King, Jr. Center, Interim Dean of the Chapel, and Dean of Students. This followed successful stints as Associate Dean of Students at Lincoln University in Pennsylvania and Marketing Analyst for the Xerox Corporation.

Flake serves as a member of the following boards: The President’s Commission on Excellence in Special Education; The Fannie Mae Foundation; Edison Schools (where he formerly served as President); The Princeton Review; The New York City Investment Fund Civic Capital Corporation; The Initiative for a Competitive Inner City; and the Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation Advisory Committee on Banking Policy. Flake is also a Senior Fellow at the Manhattan Institute for Social and Economic Policy, an Adjunct Fellow on the Advisory Board of The Brookings Institute Center on Urban and Metropolitan Policy, and a member of The NYC 2012 Olympic Committee. He is also a former columnist for the New York Post.

Rev. Flake authored a best-selling book, "The Way of the Bootstrapper: Nine Action Steps for Achieving Your Dreams." He and his wife, Elaine co-authored the book, "Practical Virtues: Everyday Values and Devotions for African American Families", published by Harper Collins.

The Flakes are the parents of four children.

 

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Radio 92.1 FM — Jewish FM Radio Station 24/6

I got this email:

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What Happened To Our Country?

Joe Queenan writes:

This, after all, is a country where strapping young men take up two seats on the subway while pregnant women and the elderly cling to the overhead straps for dear life. This is a country where parents wear T-shirts bearing scatological messages when they show up for meet-the-teacher night. This is a country where millions enthusiastically tooled around in SUVs for more than a decade, fully aware that these oversized and unmanageable vehicles posed a direct threat to other drivers’ lives.

Those of us who cling to an idea of America rooted in tradition would like to believe that this is still a country where a funeral home is a place to shed tears, not a venue where amateur stand-ups get to try out new material. But that country has vanished as well. Instead, we live in a nation where every funeral home is a cabaret, where no service ever ends without a few words from some dimwit eulogist about the dearly deceased’s golf swing or his ability to roll a doobie while piloting a motorcycle across a sheet of ice and listening to "Black Dog." This is a country where no funeral service is complete without an inappropriately vulgar anecdote or a mawkish rendition of "My Way." No wonder Sinatra ended up hating that song.

Chaim Amalek emails: "I ride the subway every day and while I often see louts taking up multiple seats, I have never seen a pregnant woman stand long without being offered a seat – at least by a white or hispanic man. Ditto the elderly. And as far as t-shirts with scatological messages go (e.g. "Fuck What You Heard About Me" on a fat black woman in a shopping mall), I have never seen a white, asian, or hispanic woman wearing such a t-shirt. Most of the problems the author is pointing to are problems of African-American culture (NOT of African culture – our Africans would never dare do any of these things), but he seems to lack the courage to come right out and call a spade a spade. Which, truth be told, is the real problem in need of discussion."

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The Difference Between Acting Out Your Unhappiness Vs. Revealing It To Friends

Dennis Prager says on his radio show Friday: "The Prager Doctrine is that you can not act out your unhappiness. Even with strangers. It’s just not fair. You are in a cruddy mood but there is no reason for you to inflict it. Bad moods are like bad breath. We brush our teeth and gargle so we can be presentable to others. The natural state of the mouth is not pleasant. We don’t allow it to express itself. It’s not fair to others.

"This notion that I am not being authentic… No. I don’t want you to hide your true feelings. I don’t want you to act out on them.

"With those in your life, of course you share verbally your bad feelings, your hurt, your unhappiness. I want you to be transparent. Transparency is one of the ideals in life. The better you are known, the better. The fewer black boxes in your life, the better. It’s scary to be married to someone you don’t know. It’s scary to have a friend or coworker like that. You want to feel you know the person.

"I don’t mean your kids. I’m talking about your equals. Your friends. Of course let them know if you are feeling bad."

"You know you’ve reached this ideal when you tell a friend how bad you feel and he responds, ‘Wow, I wouldn’t have known.’"

"Every time you keep a secret from a loved one, you are placing a barrier between you. Maybe there is even a good reason for it."

"That’s why having an affair creates a barrier even if the other one doesn’t know. It forces a gulf."

Dennis says it doesn’t matter that Sarah Palin hasn’t met any foreign leaders. You learn nothing from meeting foreign leaders. President Bush met Vladimir Putin and thought he could trust him. He was wrong.

Dennis says Sarah Palin has no foreign policy credentials and that McCain should abandon his phony answer about her credentials coming from leading Alaska’s National Guard and being next to Russia.

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Will Your Grandkids Be Reform?

Bruce writes:

Some Orthodox advocates view Reform and Conservative Judaism as dying denominations. In a article with the provocative title "Will Your Grandchildren Be Jews?" the two authors contrast Orthodox Judaism’s relatively high birthrates and relatively low intermarriage rates with lower Reform and Conservative birthrates and higher intermarriage rates. Their conclusion: after a few generations, Reform and Conservative Jews will practically disappear, and everyone will be Orthodox. Their recommendation to Reform and Conservative Jews: become Orthodox, or at least sent your children to Orthodox Jewish day schools.

An intriguing idea. However, the "WYGBJ" model is inconsistent with the actual observed data over the past 38 years. The reason for this inconsistency is that the model ignores the high Orthodox inter-denominational switching rate, despite this data being published in the same studies that it cites. Nonetheless, the two factors this model is based on (intermarriage and birthrates) are obviously important but require more complex analysis than WYGBJ provides.

If the WYGBJ model were correct, we should have already started seeing this effect in massive numbers. But in fact we do not.

Mordy Ovits from TheKnish.com responds:

1) Your interpretation of the data ignores the very significant definitional shift in the meaning of the term "Orthodox" over the period polled. If you retroactively applied the 2001 definition of Orthodox to 1970 (shrinking it massively), you might actually see that exponential growth you say isn’t evidenced.

2) Exponential growth by definition isn’t impressive in the beginning–but it explodes rapidly once it hits its stride. This is especially important when the numbers started small in the first place. From 1970 to now is barely a generation and half; it’s entirely possible that the next census will show the expected exponential effects. I know it’s already visible on the streets, in the yeshivas, and even in the growth of products that cater to an exclusively Orthodox market. (And yes, I know about the empty shuls of dead American Orthodox communities of the past.)

3) I strongly believe you’re misinterpreting the Orthodox attrition rate. I think that what the survey show as Orthodox attrition is actually evidence of my point #1: the changing definition of "Orthodox." Sure, lots of people who once called themselves Orthodox no longer do. But that’s because the definition of "Orthodox" changed, not because they did. The attrition was in the masses of nominally Orthodox, the now nearly defunct category of people who affiliated Orthodox but were not particularly observant. No one I know, and I know gobs of Orthodox Jews, is seeing anything like 42% Orthodox attrition rate. That would 13 kids out of every 30-kid graduating class; that’s nowhere near the reality I see on the ground, no matter how hushed up OTD kids are.

4) You overestimate the impact of skeptical knowledge. People are generally religious for social reasons, from the initial socialization into the religion to the community ties that keeps them in for the long haul. So long as the social environment is good, all the skeptical knowledge in the world won’t shake most people out of their social comfort zone. Historically, Jews left observance at rates you’re considering only when observance was uncomfortable, the source of poverty and limits. Today in America, Jewish observance is marked more by materialism than poverty, no one is losing their job over Shabbos, and observant Jews can be basically anything they want to. Economics would have more effect on attrition rates than all the evolution websites on the Internet.

I won’t defend WYGBJ, but your counterarguments have some serious deficiencies.

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Dena Schechter – Spiritual Artist

The most painful speaker to listen to at the University of Judaism (AJU) speaker series was board chair Dena Schecter.

She tortures the English language.

Why would someone who is such a poor communicator force herself on an unwilling public?

As I wrote so eloquently in April 2003:

Tonight’s program begins 20-minutes late as usual. But what’s most painful each time is the long ponderous pompous speeches before the main speakers. Dena Schechter, dean at University of Judaism, leads out with a five-minute promotion of UJ. But her talks are like nails scratching on a blackboard. She’s a poor public speaker. Her speeches read like they are written by a government bureaucrat. She’s painfully boring and pompous. She will not inspire anyone to attend UJ unless they have fascist bureaucratic tendencies.

What’s particularly painful is that there is no other way to spend your time during her torture sessions. If I had my druthers, I bring in a Sony Walkman and listen to a book on tape but such electronic devices are banned. And you can’t read, because the lights are dimmed.

Dean of Continuing Education Gady Levy is a partial exception to these boring talks. With his thick Persian accent, he injects some humor. Tonight he thanks the nine women working under him for making him happy. No kidding. If I had nine women working under me, I’d be happy too.

If the UJ truly wanted to inspire people to study at its institution, it would have its most eloquent professor give one introductory speech, instead of the ponderous three-person gangbang they use now.

As I wrote so eloquently in April 2004: "UJ dean Dena Schechter (married to former congressman Mel Levine) is unbearable. She praised fellow dean Gady Levy for his "programmatic growth" and "pedagogical abilities.""

Dena Schechter is on page five of this week’s Jewish Journal in the full page ad "Why I am a Democrat."

She writes: "We must also address the information age as both a powerful tool and as a potential threat to the individual."

Gee, I wonder who she’s referring to?

She also writes: "Poverty and injustice still are blights to be eradicated."

Earth to Schechter: Poverty and injustice will never be eradicated.

She writes: "A political agenda that encompasses and furthers repairing the world must be mine. It is a Jewish ethical and moral imperative to pursue justice and a corollary that justice cannot be selective. In a vibrant democracy there must be inclusiveness and so I am a Democrat not because I am a partisan but because I am a patriot."

Oy ve. Didn’t anyone have the balls to edit her?

Here is her self-description from her website mediate.com: "Dena Schechter is a successful problem solver and consensus builder used to dealing with complex issues. Through effective communication and sensitivity to the parties as well as the issues she creates a basis for settlement. Her style is flexible, initially facilitative, but evaluative where necessary and transformative given the appropriate circumstances. Her goal is to have the parties actively participate in the settlement process, thus making the result as mutually rewarding as possible. Her neutrality as a mediator advances the possibility of settlement. Over 100 hours of training in Alternative Dispute Resolution."

If this is effective communication, then please kill me now.

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Putting Michal Taviv In A Box

I’m collecting Danielle Berrin’s greatest hits.

Here’s her lead for a story on the administrator of JConnectLA: "Just try to put Michal Taviv in a box — she won’t fit."

Your honor, I object. Michal is not obese. There are plenty of boxes she’d fit in just fine (and with lots of room left over for the holy books that keep her busy).

Danielle writes in this week’s Jewish Journal cover story: "The night the man I am now seeing was ordained, he asked me whether I could see myself marrying a rabbi. I hesitated to answer. I didn’t think I could bear missing someone so much. I wondered whether a rabbi could ever love their spouse as much as they love their work — a tough choice when your business partner is God."

Danielle’s boyfriend leads the Friday Night service (twice a month) at Ikar.

She’ll make the hottest rebbitzen in town.

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Friday Night Lights

While I was sick this past week, I watched all 22 episodes of season one of the TV show "Friday Night Lights."

I loved it.

I also enjoyed the movie "Arranged." It’s about a budding friendship between two teachers — one an Orthodox Jew and the other a Muslim. Both are seeking arranged marriages.

From imdb.com:

This film screened at the SXSW Film Festival in Austin, TX. This is a warm feel good film with a positive message that would be particularly good for teaching teens about overcoming prejudice and understanding different cultures. The film focuses on two young female teachers – one an Orthodox Jew and the other an observant Muslim – who are assigned to work together in a multi-ethnic school in Brooklyn.

The film is charming and uplifting as the two women learn that they have more in common with each other than either would have expected. They find friendship with each other, because they are both confronting similar issues with their parents and the secular world. They are also both undergoing the difficulty of trying to find a mate through their community’s traditional systems of arranged marriage. While some of the characters come off as walking stereotypes (the Jewish matchmaker appears to be straight out of Fiddler on the Roof), the film for the most part does a sensitive job of portraying both Islam and Judaism in a very positive light. The film respects the women’s genuine commitment to their faiths even as they struggle with difficult aspects of their faiths.

Arranged also shows the difficulties and prejudices that both women experience for being religiously observant from secular people (particularly the school’s idiot principal). This latter subject is an important one that is rarely addressed in the secular film world where religion is too often mocked as irrational and oppressive – particular towards women – rather than understood on its own terms.

The acting and the script are sometimes uneven and there are moments that feel like an after school special. The conclusion is a bit too simplistic. But the message about both necessity and possibility of multi-religious co-existence is a good one presented with humor, warmth, and intelligence. In a world, where religion is often the basis of division and hatred, it is good to see a film that attempts to show that Jewish-Muslim co-existence is possible.

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Temple Beth Am Needs A Leader

They let Rabbi Joel Rembaum retire.

They let assistant rabbi Perry Netter go.

Rabbi Netter resigned after he wasn’t given consideration for the top post.

Rabbi Netter had a loyal following at the shul.

Now he works at a hedge fund.

Susan Leider is the one rabbi on staff.

Here’s TBA’s rabbi search update.

I was talking to various prospective converts to Judaism over the past few months and all of them said the Orthodox shul in Los Angeles that was the most welcoming was Bnai-David Judea.

I believe Rabbi Steven Weil will stay at Beth Jacob through January when he takes over the Orthodox Union.

I heard a rabbi giving a lecture say: "Leave the handouts on a chair so that people who come in late… Let me rephrase that. People who come in at a different time."

 

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Charlie Gibson Out For Blood

Martin Sieff writes for UPI:

Charles Gibson of ABC News was out for blood and inherently applied a double-standard compared with the kid gloves George Stephanopoulos used on Democratic presidential nominee Sen. Barack Obama of Illinois on Sunday night.

Gibson was out to embarrass Palin and expose her presumed ignorance from the word go. By contrast, when Obama referred to his "Muslim faith" on Sunday and did not correct himself, Stephanopoulos rushed in at once to help him and emphasize that the senator had really meant to say his Christian faith.

By contrast, Gibson tried to embarrass Palin by referring to her Christian faith in asking people to pray for U.S. soldiers in Iraq. Palin countered by pointing out she was following the precedent set by Abraham Lincoln.

Palin also expressed her support for Georgia and Ukraine joining the U.S.-led NATO alliance. That statement was predictable and consistent with the current policy of the Bush administration. The policy has dangerously raised tensions with Russia, but Palin is hardly alone in the conservative/Republican consensus in expressing her support for it.

Palin’s assessment of foreign policy was competent and not embarrassing. Although she initially exhibited ignorance of the Bush Doctrine on pre-emptive strikes that has been a central pillar of U.S. foreign policy after the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks, she recovered quickly and then made the case clearly. Tactically, she made the mistake of trying to be friendly and informal with Gibson, who assumed a superior, professorial and critical stance toward her. She would have been far better going on the attack to rattle him.

The double-standard Gibson applied to Palin, compared with the uncritical media platforms repeatedly offered to Obama, who has had zero executive experience running anything, was especially striking. ABC and Gibson focused on Palin as if she were running right now for the presidency rather than the vice presidency. He and other media pundits, by contrast, have never asked the Democratic vice presidential nominee, Sen. Joe Biden of Delaware, if he has ever had to make a decision on anything.

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