Conspiracy Theorists

On his radio show Monday, Dennis Prager says, "I don’t insult people, even people who I think have kooky views."

"I don’t believe there are hidden forces out there manipulating life… What type of people believe in conspiracy theories? People who do not feel in control of their lives."

Prager lambasts the New York Times for revealing secret operations against Al Qaeda bases inside other sovereign countries such as Pakistan.

Caller: "They believe that George Bush and Don Rumsfeld are war criminals and they’ll do everything they can to keep up a campaign to have them prosecuted."

Dennis: "I think you’re right. And a desire to say they scooped everyone else. Journalistic hubris."

"Democrats, if you proceed to prosecute this president, you will rend this country in half."

"The New York Times decided about five years ago to never use the word ‘Allah,’ but to use ‘God.’ People are never killed in the name of Allah, only in the name of God. The New York Times is radically secular and if that gives a bad name to a lot of things done in the God, they’re glad. It universalizes what is specific. Right now there is not Jewish terror nor Christian terror. Right now terror in the name of religion is largely Islamic. But because it offends, and it should not offend, there is no good Muslim who should be offended by that…"

"I don’t know any Republican who has not had lunch with a Democrat… So the insularity does not go both ways."

"Why do whites ask blacks how they feel about Obama being elected president? We already know how they feel, 97% of blacks voted for Obama… People do it to feel good. They want to get past racial tension… I have not asked a single black. I also had this temptation. I think the question somewhat demeans the person you’re asking. It means that I see them first as black and second for who they are. I don’t see people that way. It would be inconceivable for me to ask. It makes blacks into cookie cutter people, that they all think the same way."

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I find it much easier to pour out my heart to an attractive woman

Whenever I have a choice, I prefer to get treated by an attractive woman. Be it Alexander Technique (it’s very hands on) or acupuncture or regular therapy, life goes better with beauty. If I’m going to sit on a couch and pour my heart out, it’s only right that I pour my heart out to a young beauty. You agree, right? Women rock!

Khunrum emails: “Luke, you’ve been going to therapy for years and as far as I can see, you’re nuttier than ever. Why not keep that $25 in your pocket and just live with the fact that you’re an eccentric whacko? btw How do you get your beard to stick out from your face the way it does? Your beard looks starched…..Ironed….Glued…do you use styling gel? Very odd.”

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Transgender & The Jews

A panel discussion exploring trans issues within the Jewish community.  How are trans issues reflected in Jewish texts and traditions?  How has Jewish identity shaped trans experience?  How are trans issues similar to and different from GLB issues?  How does the trans experience differ across generations?


Panelists will be Professor Joy Ladin, a trans professor at Yeshivah University, a trans student involved in Gayava (Columbia/Barnard Hillel’s LGBTQ Jews and Allies group), David Fryer, professor at Drexel University, and Melissa Simon, Cooperberg-Rittmaster Rabbinical Intern at Congregation Beth Simchat Torah.

Please RSVP to 646-505-5708 or on facebook.  For more information visit our website.

This discussion is being presented by New Voices, the only independent national magazine for and by Jewish college students in partnership with the JCC in Manhattan, Gayava: Columbia/Barnard Hillel’s LGBTQ Jews and Allies group and Nehirim: GLBT Culture and Spirituality.

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Cindy McCain’s Shock Kiss

The National Enquirer has published a photo of Cindy McCain kissing a guy not John McCain.

Gawker says:

Your National Enquirer newspaper has published photos purporting to show Cindy McCain, fragile, lonely beer heiress wife to Senator John McCain, kissing some guy who isn’t Senator John McCain! "Multiple witnesses" caught Cindy and this mystery man "lip locking on several other occasions." The guy is "a long-haired man who resembles ‘a washed-up ’80s rock musician,’" apparently. Just read the "stunned reaction of an eyewitness":

"I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

That is the Ben Ratliff pull-quote on the movie poster for the documentary of sad that is the Republican party in 2008.

Also this all happened at a Moody Blues show in Tempe, Arizona. A McCain spokesperson declined to comment.

But surely there are lots of brittle-looking 50-year-old blondes in the Phoenix metro area—isn’t that where they all go to spawn?

Still, this is shocking news for those who thought the marriage between cruel, borderline-emotionally abusive absentee husband and serial-cheater John McCain and lonely, DC-hating, solitary, formerly drug-addicted Cindy McCain was a strong, healthy bond.

A poster says: "No one can be held responsible for their actions when the Moody Blues are playing (whether live or over the stereo). The MB power is too much to handle sometimes, and we lose ourselves a bit in the poetic majesty. I don’t blame her. In fact, I empathize. She obviously found her Knight in Striped Polyester."

NJG:  he was just not a good candidate, a cheater, and his wife is a drugged up cheater
NJG:  and palin with her daughter the baby mama
NJG:  all scandalous, that’s why people didn’t vote for them, in addition, Palin’s anti choice stance was a bad thing for the national party

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I Was Wrong About Rick Warren

I read Rick’s books on The Purpose Driven Life and The Purpose Driven Church. I saw him speak at Sinai Temple in Westwood. I saw his dialogue with Rabbi David Wolpe.

I wanted to ask Pastor Warren if he had a position on same sex marriage but Rabbi Wolpe would not call on me during question time.

Today I see that Rick Warren supported Proposition Eight. I’m surprised. I thought he’d shy away from such controversial stands. I was wrong.

Barack Obama said in one of the debates that he was against same-sex marriage.

The NJG:  Gay people are angering people that voted no on 8
The NJG:  I talked to a friend of mine last night who has an evangelical brother priest, and comes from a Catholic family.  She worships at both churches
The NJG:  she’s a dem
The NJG:  and she’s pissed at what is going on
The NJG:  and feels she should have voted YES because of their reactions
The NJG:  they are going after Rick Warren, Catholic Church, Evangelical Churches
The NJG:  they haven’t gone into any black communities yet because they are TRUE cowards
The NJG:  http://saddleback8protest.blogspot.com/
The NJG:  I’m really pissed that they got rid of Scott Eckard
The NJG:  can you believe The Gays got that guy fired for what he believes in?
The NJG:  They truly are NAZI’s and I mean that in every sense of the word
The NJG:  however, this is going to backfire on them big time
The NJG:  Luke, there’s a blog to support Scott
The NJG:  http://supportscotteckern.blogspot.com/
The NJG:  The gays are going after El Coyote Restaurant in Los Angeles now as well
The NJG:  they’re not through
The NJG:  Luke, the California Supreme Court promised a quick review of Prop 8 and Ted Costas – the Recall Guru says if they throw it out they will all be recalled
The NJG:  http://weblog.signonsandiego.com/weblogs/afb/archives/029060.html

 

 

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I’m Studying This Week’s Torah Portion Live On My Cam

The topic is Vayeira (Genesis 18-22).

I’m getting ready for my dialogue Thursday with Joey Kurtzman.

I’m armed with numerous commentaries.

Click here to watch via my cam.

In the November issue of Commentary magazine, Hillel Halkin suggests that our matriarch Sarah was sleeping around. That she gave Pharoah and Avimelech the clap.

Genesis 12: 17: "But the Lord afflicted Pharoah and his household with mighty plagues on account of Sarai, the wife of Abram."

Nahum Sarna in the JTS commentary says: "Their [plagues] nature is not explained, but they must have been of the kind that would somehow suggest a connection with Pharoah’s passion for Sarai, as Ramban suggests. Temporal sexual impotence induced by some severe inflammation or acute infection of the genital area suggests itself (Gen. 20:17)."

The Artscroll says: "God smote Pharoah and his household with a debilitating skin disease that made cohabitation impossible, thus assuring Sarah’s chastity would be safeguarded."

Genesis 20: 14 says that Avimelech returned Sarah to Abraham. Then soon after, she gives birth to Isaac. This suggests that Avimelech is the father of Isaac and that’s why Avraham didn’t mind sacrificing Isaac.

Genesis 20: 17 indicates that Sarah gave Avimelech the clap also.

Going around giving guys the clap does not seem like Godly behavior.

And where did Sarah get the clap? Not from Avraham.

I tried to research this story via Google but couldn’t find much. A search for "Sarah slut" yielded a bunch of results on Sarah Palin. "Sarah clap" was no more useful.

Pastor Larry Wood writes on BibleNews1.com:

Sara’s reputation is spared by the Biblical dialogue, but it is easy to read between the lines.  Pharaoh married her.  Sara played the role of the obedient wife.  She did not betray Abraham, but she fulfilled her duty to her new husband, Pharaoh.  Because of the arrogance of women today, this obedience is difficult to fathom.  Perhaps the reputation of the women of Japan (or perhaps China) are the rare example of this brand of feminine obedience.  American women, in general, do not compare with Japanese women regarding obedience.  The point that is being made is that the obedience of Sara in this circumstance, which is like that of traditional Japanese women, is entirely Biblical and entirely correct.  Why?  because Sara had no authority.  She was never asked to marry Pharaoh.  She had no vote and she did not complain.

Sara submitted to the conjugal rights of her new husband in marriage.  The picture is so clear that only a few words are needed to describe it.  Sara was a beautiful celebrity.  She executed her role as the new harem bride of Pharaoh under strict adherence to protocol.  She did not betray her Right Man, Abraham; and she did not embarrass her new husband, Pharaoh.  When Pharaoh saw Sara immaculately groomed and dressed as a harem princess to arouse his most intimate desire, he was overcome by her breathtaking beauty.  When he caught a glimpse of her feminine form, his eyes dilated from lust.  When she bared her beautiful breasts, his breath stopped.

…Sara was not the legalistic female like John Wesley’s mother, but a relaxed believer with capacity for sexual life and love.  She gave Pharaoh pleasure.  How do we know?  because of the smooth progression of events and because Pharaoh heaped gifts on Abraham for Sara’s sake.  Pharaoh was well pleased with his new harem princess.  He fulfilled his ultimate fantasy in making love to the world’s most beautiful woman.

…Her body responded to mechanoreceptors in sensual stimulation.  The mind said no; the body said yes; and the heart was the battlefield of suffering and testing.

…Sara was indeed forced into the sensuality of Pharaoh’s passionate romance.  He brought her to his harem.  He married her.  He seduced her with his sensual touch.  Her body could not help but respond while her mind submitted to adulterated authority and her heart battled the cosmic intruder that would strip her soul of the last vestige of dignity, the love of her Right Man.  She was naked before Pharaoh.  He used her to fulfill his wildest fantasies.  The other women in the harem knew what was happening to Sara as did the members of Pharaoh’s court, the people of Egypt, and Abraham, Lot, and their cowboys and families.  Sara and Pharaoh were the popular gossip in the streets.

Rabbi Ari Kahn writes:

The Shla Hakadosh suggests that in fact Avraham found the holiest place, the inner sanctum, the Kodesh Hakdoshim, citing the Midrashic tradition that the voice that calls out to Avraham comes from between the two Keruvim. Such a voice, says the Shla, could only be heard in the Kodesh Hakdoshim. There, deep in the holiest place, no sacrifices are offered, only incense. The command Avraham received was, in actuality, to enter the Kodesh Hakdoshim, to assume the role of Kohen Gadol (High Priest) and to pass it on to Yitzchak.(23) The ‘Akeida thus unlocks for us an understanding of the core of the Beit Hamikdash: Har HaMoriah is named for mor, one of the spices used to make the incense offering brought in the Kodesh Hakdoshim. The very core of the Beit HaMikdash, of Har HaMoriah, of the Kodesh Hakdoshim itself, is incense and not sacrifice. This is the core of the ‘Akeida as well. (24)

So much for the message of the ‘Akeida. But what of the test? If this was to be a test of Avraham and Yitzchak’s relationship with one another, or of their relationship with God, they clearly passed with flying colors: Would the two walk together, clinging to one another and clinging to their faith in God? Yes. But their love of God pushed them beyond the actual command of God: If the commandment was to elevate Yitzchak, then Avraham certainly succeeded. God did not require Avraham to elevate Yitzchak in a traumatic manner. Perhaps Avraham, who entered Nimrod’s fiery furnace because of his love of God, did not find it strange that at times God may require such heroic action. But Avraham should have paid closer attention to God’s words: “I am the one who took you out of the furnace”. God did not ask Avraham to sacrifice himself in this way. On the other hand, Avraham, who almost met his death in the furnace, knew of God’s miracles and His salvation, knew that somehow Yitzchak, too, would survive. In the end, he was not wrong.

After the ‘Akeida, Avraham and Yitzchak had even more in common than before: Both were willing to give up their lives for their love of God. They were both almost burnt offerings, and they were both elevated by that experience. Most importantly, they walked together.

Josh:  we revere avraham as a man who obeys Hashem to a tee, as he willingly attempts to sacrifice his favorite son,
Josh:  however, when it comes to the destruction of S’dom and Amorah, avraham actually questions Hashem’s decree and negotiates with Him
Josh:  wtf is up with that.  there are several issues that disturb me about this dichotomy
Josh:  firstly, avraham (the progressive liberal that he was) does not question Hashem when asked to sacrifice his favorite son, but starts negotiating with Hashem regarding the lives of complete strangers
Josh:  secondly, as a child i was taught to revere avraham for his obediance, and then a week later i was taught to revere avraham for his love of his fellow man
Josh:  my pre-adoloescent brain was mature enough to be confused by this even then, and no one haas ever given me a good response
NJG:  I love running with wii fit
NJG:  I’m still sweating tons from running for 10 mins, I’m going to up it to 20 mins in a few days
NJG:  then 30 mins
NJG:  I don’t know why I love to run, but I do, even though it kills my calves
NJG:  I even run in crocs!  They help believe it or not
NJG:  you just run in front of your set
NJG:  do you run?
Josh:  no, i sit all day
Josh:  not good
NJG:  do you ever play any of the computer games out there?
Josh:  my man boobs are bigger than my wife’s
NJG:  my DH (dear husband) is a big gamer
NJG:  you must work at home, like my DH?
Josh:  my parents were cheap and never bought me video game systems
Josh:  so it’s not something that interests me today, sorry
Josh:  i work in an office
NJG:  you know, my parents were cheap too
NJG:  but my husband – I love him, he loves to spend big $$$$$ on everything
NJG:  always has to be the best, lol
Josh:  lucky woman
NJG:  well, we don’t have a home yet, but live in a luxury apt complex
Josh:  i’ve adopted my parents’ cheap habits
NJG:  oh that’s not good for your wife
NJG:  does your wife work?
Josh:  and i also gotta save cash for my kids’ yeshiva
NJG:  we’re kidless, still, eventually I need to have IVF
NJG:  prob from Mexico, I can’t afford the USA prices
Josh:  good luck
NJG:  wait, I’m not goy, I’m jewish
NJG:  my DH is catholic
Josh:  i thought your husband spends $$$ on the best
NJG:  yeah, he does
Josh:  IVF in mexico, dear god
NJG:  can’t afford $20k here
NJG:  rather buy a home
NJG:  per cycle!

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No More Excuses For Black Underachievement

Will all those leftists who call America a racist nation apologize now that Americans have elected Barack Obama president? I doubt it.

From the WSJ:

Barack Obama’s election as the first black U.S. president promises to usher in a new era of race relations. But it is likely to be a complex evolution, marked by new issues and tensions.

As election night unfolded on television screens in the predominantly white, blue-collar suburbs of Mahoning County, Ohio, which went heavily for Mr. Obama, some viewers had a pointed interpretation: Black people in America, you have no more excuses.

“They have head football coaches, they…have a president, they can’t say society is holding them back anymore,” said Mike Kluchar, a white 43-year-old assembly-line worker who voted for Mr. Obama.

…“What you are hearing today—good Lord, it is like Obama is the savior,” said Shelby Steele, a black writer who is a fellow at Stanford University’s Hoover institution. “Blacks still have a 70% illegitimacy rate; 50% of those incarcerated are still black. Obama will govern politically. He will address health care and have a tax plan. To look at him culturally is going to lead to expectations that will be disappointed.”

…Electing a black president “strips us as African-Americans of every excuse, every ‘ism,’ every schism we’ve tried to hide behind,” said Kenneth Stepney Jr., 25, a student at Richmond’s Virginia Union University. “He can do his part but we have to do ours as well. We can’t hold the government responsible for our failings.”

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My Old Friend Gary Kremen Has Married

He now lives in Palo Alto, CA.

I’ve known Gary since 2000 when he was struggling over the ownership of the domain name sex.com.

Now he’s porn-free, studying Torah, and financing anti-smut internet filters.

From ValleyWag:

Gary Kremen founded Match.com as a labor of love, but his personal fortune comes from buying the sex.com domain early. Now, Kremen has invested "an undisclosed amount" in CrowdSifter, a collaborative smut filter. You can read about it in our compliant mainstream media on November 13. Or you can read the press release CrowdSifter’s publicist sent us this morning:

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Jonathan Safran Foer At AJU’s Sunday Book Fair

Here’s an excerpt of my full report:

Last discussion of the day is Rabbi Robert Wexler interviewing Jonathan Safran Foer.

Joel Stein does the introduction in place of some chick on the side of the stage named Abby. (Listen)

We wait to hear how wonderful Obama is.

I swap outrageous comments with my friends and finally tell them: "Tell us how wonderful he is when he’s herding you into camps and sending you up chimneys."

Robert Wexler of AJU does his homework and is a superb questioner. He’s funny, wise, and empathic.

Jonathan: "The problem with writing only two books is that they are not representative… I wrote these books at very specific times in my life and surrounded by very specific circumstances… I don’t see how I could’ve written anything else for my first book."

He cites "The rhyme is smarter than the poet" to describe his muse.

Dr. Wexler complIments Jonathan on the believability of his nine year old protagonist in "Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close."

Jonathan to Robert: "You did not say, ‘This is crap.’"

Robert: "I’m a rabbi. I wouldn’t say that."

Jonathan doesn’t want to give an opinon on the film version of his book "Everything Is Illuminated" except he said he liked the filmmaker Liev Schreiber.

Abby stands on the side for the whole show. She runs through a dozen different types of smiles. Near the end, she waves at some kid.

Jonathan looks forward to Obama’s reign. He’s someone who cares about words.

Jonathan: "For years my writing felt like a correction to Americanism."

"There are people dying of hunger near where I live. I’m a college-educated person. I’m competent. Shouldn’t I be doing something about it? Instead I’m writing, which seems like the most useless thing."

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I Get Three Pages In ‘Internet Babylon: Secrets, Scandals, and Shocks on the Information Superhighway’ (Paperback)

About once a year, I like to put my name into the Amazon.com search engine and see if any new books have mentioned me.

I just found this 2004 book which gives me three pages. You can search through the book online. Just put in "Ford," for instance, and see all three pages on me.

I also get a few pages in this 2007 book, "Sex.com: One Domain, Two Men, Twelve Years and the Brutal Battle for the Jewel in the Internet’s Crown." It is also searchable online.

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