Cindy McCain’s Shock Kiss

The National Enquirer has published a photo of Cindy McCain kissing a guy not John McCain.

Gawker says:

Your National Enquirer newspaper has published photos purporting to show Cindy McCain, fragile, lonely beer heiress wife to Senator John McCain, kissing some guy who isn’t Senator John McCain! "Multiple witnesses" caught Cindy and this mystery man "lip locking on several other occasions." The guy is "a long-haired man who resembles ‘a washed-up ’80s rock musician,’" apparently. Just read the "stunned reaction of an eyewitness":

"I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!"

That is the Ben Ratliff pull-quote on the movie poster for the documentary of sad that is the Republican party in 2008.

Also this all happened at a Moody Blues show in Tempe, Arizona. A McCain spokesperson declined to comment.

But surely there are lots of brittle-looking 50-year-old blondes in the Phoenix metro area—isn’t that where they all go to spawn?

Still, this is shocking news for those who thought the marriage between cruel, borderline-emotionally abusive absentee husband and serial-cheater John McCain and lonely, DC-hating, solitary, formerly drug-addicted Cindy McCain was a strong, healthy bond.

A poster says: "No one can be held responsible for their actions when the Moody Blues are playing (whether live or over the stereo). The MB power is too much to handle sometimes, and we lose ourselves a bit in the poetic majesty. I don’t blame her. In fact, I empathize. She obviously found her Knight in Striped Polyester."

NJG:  he was just not a good candidate, a cheater, and his wife is a drugged up cheater
NJG:  and palin with her daughter the baby mama
NJG:  all scandalous, that’s why people didn’t vote for them, in addition, Palin’s anti choice stance was a bad thing for the national party

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been covered in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and on 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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