Rabbi Hecht Says Rubashkin Will Be Vindicated

From Chabad.info: Activist and President of The National Committee for Furtherance of Jewish Education Rabbi Shea Hecht declared on the Dov Hikind show last night that embattled businessman Sholom Rubashkin will be vindicated. Rabbi Hecht strongly argued that the Rubashkin case puts all Orthodox Jews on trial, claiming that the U.S. justice system needs improvement.

As an example, the rabbi cited the recent New Jersey arrests in which every defendant with a Jewish last name had bail raised to double or triple that of their non-Jewish counterparts. The interview was conduct by community activist Jo Lazar.

FAILED MESSIAH REPORTS.

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How Rabbis Can Become Relevant

Rabbi Shumley Boteach writes:

Speaking at a Rabbinical Conference in the American South this week, I made myself instantly unpopular by pointing out how irrelevant we Rabbis have become. How many parents push their kids to be Rabbis? Sure. If the kid flunked science and math. Perhaps. But to choose it over law or a job at Goldman Sachs?

And how many people turn to a Rabbi aside from the obvious life-cycle events like Bar Mitzvahs and weddings, or, more ominously, during tragedies like illness and funerals. And to the extent that we Rabbis are becoming more popular with our communities it seems to be precisely when we act as though we’re not Rabbis but just one of the boys. How often have I heard friends tell me, “We have the coolest new Rabbi. We call him by his first name. He plays poker and basketball with us. He’s amazing.” All of this is, of course, quite kosher. But this kind of popularity is hardly the stuff of leadership.

And if we’re becoming less relevant in the Jewish community, we never had any real relevance outside our community to begin with. While evangelical pastors like Rick Warren have an appeal well beyond Christians, Rabbis remain almost completely unknown in the United States beyond their Synagogues. Not that popularity or renown is any kind of meaningful barometer of success. It’s not. But as a gauge of the degree to which Rabbis are impacting the mainstream culture, it’s clear that we remain mostly marginalized.

And it’s our own fault. We have relegated ourselves to mainstream irrelevance by allowing ourselves to mostly become synagogue quarterbacks and ritual rule-givers. The Rabbi is the man who runs the Synagogue service. He makes announcements like, “Will the Congregation please rise” and “Please turn to page 250.” He is the person you come to with questions like “What time do Kol Nidrei services begin” and “Are my tefillin still kosher?” Now, let’s not trivialize these absolutely vital functions of the communal Rabbi. Let us also, of course, never trivialize the importance of every person whom Rabbis affect, comfort, and inspire, each of whom, according to our Talmud, is an entire universe. But let us also not pretend that any of these functions will ever bring Rabbis or Judaism to have a mainstream impact on a culture crying out for redemption.

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What Should I Work On In Therapy?

I asked a friend this morning. She said, "Your father. Your father. And how about your father?"

I’ve missed a month of therapy because of illness but I finally feel good again.

I went to yoga twice yesterday.

I’m ready to rock. I’m ready to look for work.

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The Torah As Protest

Rabbi Gil Student writes: In R. Chaim Navon’s recent book Genesis and Jewish Thought (pp. 59-63), he notes that there are striking similarities and differences between the Torah’s creation story and that found in various ancient Near Eastern texts. His resolution is as follows: The Torah spoke to the heresies of that era and intentionally negated them by using terminology and narrative tools. In effect, the Torah’s creation story is, at least in part, a polemic against the religious myths of the Ancient Near East.

This is not a novel approach. I initially thought that it could be found in R. Joseph Hertz’s commentary to the Torah but he only notes the differences. He does not suggest that the Torah intentionally polemicized against ancient religions. However, Prof. Umberto Cassutto discusses this at various points in his 1944 commentary to the Creation passage.

His brother-in-law, Prof. A. S. Hartom has a delightfully concise description of this approach in his 1955 commentary to the Torah (p. 13):

As for specific details, we can speculate that the Torah intended to negate the legends and mythological stories that were prevalent among the nations of the Ancient Near East

S. COMMENTS: I believe this approach is (at least mostly) Shadal’s innovation. His commentary on the Torah is full of it, and (excepting the issue of Mosaic authorship) Cassuto was a follower of his approach and school.

Basically Shadal’s approach was that people in that time and place believed things, and God saw the things they believed and did in one of two ways, either it worked against his teachings, or it worked with or at least didn’t work against them. The former beliefs and behaviors are what the Torah protested against and rooted out, the other kinds are allowed and maintained by the Torah, being compatible with God’s goals for man, whether or not they are true (classic example: God doesn’t enjoy the smell of your burning sacrifices, but it seems to us like he does, and evidently isn’t incompatible with his teachings, so it stayed. Tattoos were incompatible, so away it went).

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From Her Dog’s Perspective

Khunrum emails: "How about writing about it from her dog’s perspective. For instance, does he care enough about your relationship with her to avoid lifting his leg on your futon? arf! arf!"

Fred emails:

The dog felt cheap and used. Afterwards, it discovered that it had gotten fleas from it’s bearded paramour, whose hovel was smaller and more poorly maintained than any dog house it had ever visited. It sought to morally cleanse itself by listening to Dennis Prager. Finally, it came to the conclusion that the to achieve true meaning, it had to convert to become a collie. But the other collies would not accept it–the conversion was not sufficiently rigorous.

It took on one idiosyncrasy after another. It wrote a memoir that none of the other dogs would read. It would only eat vegetarian dogfood.

It’s conversations with other dogs became very repetitive. What kind of dogs did you hang out with in obedience school? What kind of ambitions did you have–did you want to be a seeing eye dog? A guard dog?

Clearly, the one night it spent with LF scarred it for life, which fortunately was only about 12 years.

On another note, I went to a play put on by American Conservatory Theater’s graduating MFA program last night. There was a lesbian nude scene. The theater was small, and I was about 10 feet from the actresses, who were quite attractive. Ah, to pursue the the higher calling of arts and culture….

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Chabad Sues Estate Of Subprime King Roland Arnall

From the Los Angeles Business Journal:

Roland Arnall became known as one of the wealthiest Angelenos thanks to the subprime mortgage industry he helped create with his company, the former Ameriquest Mortgage.

He was also known for giving money to his favorite causes, particularly the one he had championed more than three decades – Chabad of California Inc.

But when he died at 68 in March 2008, his fortune had been decimated by the collapse of the subprime industry. And now Chabad, headquartered in Westwood, has sued Arnall’s estate for a hefty $17.5 million – the alleged balance due on an $18 million pledge Chabad claims Arnall made in 2004.

Although there’s no formal document of any agreement, Chabad officials said that Arnall pledged the $18 million when he asked the organization to build an Arnall Family Center on property it owns on Pico Boulevard in the South Robertson neighborhood, where organization leaders envision a blocklong Chabad village.

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Another Porn Star Finds The Lord

From my live cam chat:

palestine4ever:  the camera is frozen with you scratching your manboob
palestine4ever:  how you been dawg
palestine4ever:  yet again I must keep you up to date with pornstars that have found the Lawd
palestine4ever:  http://becomingjennie.wordpress.com/
palestine4ever:  if we jimmie her 12 steps a little, she’ll make a fine Muslim wife
guest6:  is that like cotton ?
palestine4ever:  all i know about cotton is they put it in aspirin bottles to remind blacks that they used to pick cotton before they sold drugs
palestine4ever:  Luke, I consider it a failure that she got out of porn without your intervention
palestine4ever:  you need to somehow insert yourself in this story
YourMoralLeader:  i’m taking a storytelling workshop
YourMoralLeader:  all chicks but me
palestine4ever:  They won’t know what hit them.
palestine4ever:  "so luke, what in your life would make a good story"
palestine4ever:  "First, my father was a heretic of a small Christian sect."
palestine4ever:  "Then I came down with a mysterious but debilitating ailment that has paralyzed me my entire life"
palestine4ever:  "Later, I made a porn flick. Then people started to threaten to kill me."
palestine4ever:  -fin-
palestine4ever:  Speaking of which
palestine4ever:  one of the members of The Order is out of jail and stomping around your turf
palestine4ever:  I think he’s like the last one that can reasonably expect to get out of jail, since he wasn’t there when they killed Alan Berg
palestine4ever:  I can see good things coming from the meeting of you and Jennie, Luke.
palestine4ever:  You’re both apostates from porn, you both have memoirs
YourMoralLeader:  i am off to bed
palestine4ever:  Ah, I see. You’re conducting "research" on her. Good.
palestine4ever:  May a thousand flowers bloom from your linen.

Darrah emails: Penny Flame didn’t leave porn because she found God.  She never really left porn at all.  She had just left Dr. Drew’s new VH1 reality show “Celebrity Rehab: Sex Addiction”.  Kendra Jade is also on the show.  I believe Penny felt the only way to get more publicity than Kendra was to lie after leaving and say she is retiring and put out this heart felt blog about her new life and recovery from alcohol.  A week later she said oh I never said I retired from the industry but only from performing and will still direct for Vivid.  I looked through her entire blog and she never said anything about directing. 

Here everyone felt so happy for her because her blog was so well written and heart felt about her problems, her new life, and her recovery.  I believe I was the first one to write about her lying.  Then swoosh, word got around and many left angry comments on her blog about her lying, wanting attention, and wanting more publicity after the reality show airs.

She was also at the Exxxotica convention last month.  So how can she be really retired from the industry?

The reality show also with Kendra airs November 1.

http://www.vh1.com/shows/sex_rehab_with_dr_drew/series.jhtml

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What’s It Like To Date Luke Ford?

I’m trying to write up a relationship from her perspective.

It was an assignment from my storytelling workshop.

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Pork In Flu Vaccine

Fox 35 reports:

FOX 35 has discovered that the H1N1, swine flu vaccine contains an ingredient that raises questions whether its use is permissible under certain religious, dietary laws. The Jewish, Muslim and Seventh-Day Adventist faiths all forbid members from consuming pork. The ban is based on scripture.

FOX 35 found that the swine flu mist and injectable vaccine both contain something called hydrolyzed porcine gelatin. The Centers for Disease Control confirms that the ingredient is a pork by-product used to promote temperature stability… and allow for refrigerated storage.

Rabbi David Kay presides over Orlandos Congregation Ohev Shalom. Rabbi Kay says the gelatins existence in the swine flu shot is not a problem under Jewish, Kosher laws since it is injected and not swallowed. However, Kay says the issue is a little more complex with the mist. Because the mist is taken through the nasal passages, there is a chance some vaccine could drip into the throat and be consumed. The Rabbi says while it is not technically being eaten, some may have objections due to the presence of the hydrolyzed porcine gelatin. Kay further says that when the preservation of human life is at issue, Kosher laws do not apply anyway and this would seem to be the case with the vaccine.

The Florida Conference of Seventh-Day Adventists tells FOX 35 they do not consider receiving the vaccine in any form to violate restrictions against consuming pork since it is not eaten. The Orlando based conference also believes the possibility that the vaccine could save a life outweighs any possible objections based on religious doctrine.

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Rabbis Want A Role In Everything In Jewish Life

From The Forward:

Despite a New York judge’s recent condemnation of the practice, several national rabbinic leaders said they thought Orthodox rabbinic courts should continue to screen allegations of sexual abuse and decide whether they should be forwarded to law enforcement for prosecution.

“Sometimes, unfortunately, people make allegations which have no substance because they have an agenda,” said Rabbi Moshe Kletenik, president of the Rabbinical Council of America, the organizing body of Modern Orthodox rabbis.

He said the rabbinic courts, or beit dins, are useful because they allow “for an investigation to see if there’s substance, and if there is, it’s immediately referred” to civil authorities.

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