How Do You Find The Divine Image In A Nude Model?

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Two Girls, 1 Cup: My Reaction

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Fred emails: I think the video is deeply symbolic, and captures the inner struggle of mankind in a dark and lonely world.

Why, what did you think?

BTW, did you watch the entire video from beginning to end?

…This video is quite possibly the most disgusting thing ever filmed. Essentially… and at that point I hit the delete button.

I wonder how much they were paid to do it.

The only virtue and social benefit to this video is that neither girl turned to the camera and started discussing Dennis Prager.

Bob emails: Be honest, Luke. When you listen to Denis Prager’s radio broadcasts are your pants down around your ankles?

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Stopping By A Wanker On A Lonely Road

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Prophets Have To Abstain From Sex

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The Mexican Cleaning Women Confused Me For A Rabbi

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When Two Hot Jehovah Witnesses Come To Your Door

Do not go all Dominique Strauss-Kahn on them.

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Google Your Way To Orthodox Judaism

My helpful essay on how to convert to Orthodox Judaism.

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How To Select The Right Sponsoring Rabbi For Your Conversion

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Two Girls, One Cup In 90035

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Her Rebbitzen Did Not Approve Of My Overly Large Wiki

Google is killing my social life. Girls look me up and then they say, “Levi, your wiki is way too big. I can’t handle that. I prefer guys with a smaller wiki or, frankly, no wiki at all. You could really hurt a girl with a wiki like that. My rebbitzen does not approve. It’s not Torahdic.”

I say, “Hey, baby, I did not write my wiki. God gave me this wiki. It’s a burden. Do you think I want to go through life with a really big wiki? It limits the things you can do.”

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