Her Rebbitzen Did Not Approve Of My Overly Large Wiki

Google is killing my social life. Girls look me up and then they say, “Levi, your wiki is way too big. I can’t handle that. I prefer guys with a smaller wiki or, frankly, no wiki at all. You could really hurt a girl with a wiki like that. My rebbitzen does not approve. It’s not Torahdic.”

I say, “Hey, baby, I did not write my wiki. God gave me this wiki. It’s a burden. Do you think I want to go through life with a really big wiki? It limits the things you can do.”

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About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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