Former USC Quarterback Matt Leinart Photographed In Hot Tub With Four Hotties

I’ve made a video.

This is not the path to happiness, Matt. Believe me, I’ve tried it. You’ll find no lasting satisfaction here. Casual sex is only rewarding for the first three decades. After that, you’ll find it starting to pall and you’ll feel all empty inside and kinda used up and cheap.

Sure, these fleeting physical pleasures can be exquisite. And yes, you’ll be able to store them up in your mind for when you get married and have a hard time getting excited any more, but think about what this does to your soul, Matt?

Matt, are you listening to me?

I’m looking at your photos and listening to Foreigner’s song "I wanna know what love is."

Here’s the original report and photos:

I trust you’ll join me in my hot tub, I mean live cam, as we pray for Matt’s soul.

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HAND CHECK?

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DIRTY ARMY intel: Nik I do not have their exact birth dates but I do know that all of the girls graduated high school in 2006, putting them all between 19 and 20. The girl in between lachey and the other guy graduated from reno high in 2006 and was in my little brothers class, her name is Courtney Halki and there is no way that she is 21. Also, Colleen Hennessy is the girl playing beer pong with Lachey, again she graduated high school in 2006. I don’t really have much else for you but I will find out as much as I can.

Things The DIRTY have verified:

Courtney Elizabeth Halki (age 20 beer bong myspace profile below, this idiot made a picture from this night as her profile pic- same dress and beer pong set up) is a student at ASU. Liv Fierro (age 19 her bebo profile below was a blonde, but now short brown hair in blue big top), Chelsea Antoniono, and Karley Davis (in spa left of Matt zebra top- sophomore from Downers Grove, IL her myspace says in a relationship and ASU nursing major) were three of the other girls in the pictures. Still digging up more dirt so please email me with any info on the ladies pictured.

Well at least the young girls of ASU know that they can always go over to Matty’s house if their fake IDs don’t work. Plus free booze and college drinking games… Nick you are 34 years old, just wanted to remind you of the 14 year age gap once you read this (TROUT). Hi Vanessa! Love you! Thanks for letting Nick play.- nik

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About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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