Live Cam Chat – The Closest You Can Get To Hell Without Being There, You Can Almost Smell The Sulfur

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In the chat, Holly Randall says she’s found her future husband. He’s a writer.

I have a mold build problem. I use these 64 oz Kedem grape juice plastic containers to mix my green tea and energy drink concoctions that I sip all day when I’m blogging and stripping on my cam. They quickly develop a mold problem and I have a hard time cleaning it out. Any suggestions?

Curious:  Agian with the flatulent noises.  Luke, are you well?
User guest25 entered the room.
guest25:  I thought of a way to make money off the Hovel Cam
Curious:  Money is good.  How?
guest25:  Install bunk beds in Hovel…get drunk and stoner Jews…Hovel Rehab
Curious:  Is that Luke or a cardboard cut out?  No movement
guest25:  Luke you look like s**t
Curious:  Seen Luke’s drunkie friend Mary Carey of Celebrity Rehab yet?  Sad. Sad. Sad.
Curious:  CFS has frozen his face.
guest25:  you think she’s gonna get rehabbed around that crew. Sly Stalone’s old wife
guest25:  Has been actors and rockers
Curious:  Oi, she looks abou 70!
guest25:  she might have a better chance moving in with Luke
Curious:  Remeber when she was in Beverly Hills Cop 2?  She was smokin’ and now?  Sad
guest25:  nothing like Rice Milk and Peanut Butter to get one off alcahol
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Curious:  Luke is not there.  Just a still frame.  I suspect he is "wacking his carrot"
guest25:  How about that Baldwin guy..another reject
Curious:  They are Z-Listers for sure
Curious:  A-Listers can pay and respect anonimity
guest25:  the guy from Grease OY!
Curious:  In a wheel chair.  So sad
guest25:  Luke did you do your Telefin yet?
guest25:  did I miss another telefin wrap?
Curious:  Luke’s forehead looks like silly putty.  I smell Botox
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Curious:  His telefin looked lik black electrical tape.  Very cheap.
guest25:  if Luke’s hair gets any thinner he;’ll have nothingto clip his yarlmuka to
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Curious:  That explains the beard.  Bald dudes like to prove they can grow something
YourMoralLeader:  yo
YourMoralLeader:  you missed
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guest25:  what time do you usally do the telefin thing
YourMoralLeader:  7:30 am
YourMoralLeader:  don’t miss it
YourMoralLeader:   it’s a real crowd drawer
guest29:  doofus
guest25:  I’ll be sure to catch it tomorrow
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Curious:  Why is your frame frozen, Luke?
guest25:  maybe not…I think I’m going to breakfast at that time. Sunday for sure
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Curious:  Will the cam have night vision to document cialis action?
guest25:  have you thought of a way to make this site pay yet?
YourMoralLeader:  not yet
guest25:  considering the size of the Hovel how about Yiddisha midget Porno
Curious:  You need more valuable content before anyone will pay.
YourMoralLeader:  hang on
YourMoralLeader:  i just pimped this on my blog, expect a flood of traffic
Curious:  again whacking the carrot
guest31:  what a freak
YourMoralLeader:  I just spent $500 buying The Infomercial Toolkit. Money well spent?
Curious:  luke, have you seen Mary Carey on Celebrity Rehab yet?  Comments?
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YourMoralLeader:  n0
guest25:  maybe you could sell Luke Ford Popcorn online then put on Yiddish Midget Porno…
guest25:  I think Mary carey is just what the Hovel and Luke need
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Curious:  Luke, do you live near a Costco.  A cardboard sign and a sad face coul generate $$ there.  Will you consider it?
guest25:  Luke could convert her
guest27:  time is one of life most important tools…. use it dont loose it…….
Curious:  You need sheckles.  How, Luke, how?
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guest33:  your phone number in LA is listed
Curious:  very distorted
Curious:  you sound like Yogi Bear
guest25:  Luke that yarlmuka would look a lot more interesting if you attached a pin wheel to it
YourMoralLeader:  i got the sound workign!
Curious:  TB??
YourMoralLeader:  listen to my teachings!
guest34:  didn’t you interview the porn guy w/ aids?
guest27:  smoking that weed again?
guest25:  doesn’t sound like you…ouchthat caugh scared my wife..TURN OFF THE SOUND
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Curious:  Will you dedicate an hour a week to discuss your Erectile Dysfuntion?  Your suffering could help others….
guest25:  Get down the clinic quick….you sound terrible
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Curious:  The gekko-cam is more entertaing that this #%$^*&
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Curious:  They’re droppin’ like flies
Curious:  Guests are bailing out
YourMoralLeader:  heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
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guest25:  thank G-D  the sound went out…no more caughing, flatuance and snotty nose sounds
Curious:  Luke, how’s you 4 hour boner going?
guest25:  and he wants to charge for this?…he can’t even give it away
guest36:  Luke no need to speak there is no sound
Curious:  Painful?  Joyful?
Curious:  I like the book case behind Luke makes him look scholarly.  We all know they are beast porn books, though.
guest36:  Is his bathroom his kitchen
Curious:  He makes Ramin in the shower
guest25:  hahahaaaaa
guest36:  Looks like he is falling apart to me
Curious:  Luke do you contribute to society more than a homeless person?  Be honest.
YourMoralLeader:  Would you guys like to hire me to make commercials/infomercials for you?
User guest25 changed their name to TonyJah.
YourMoralLeader:  Or SEO?
YourMoralLeader:  Just $300 to hire me
TonyJah:  for what?
Curious:  Your endorsement of any non-porn product would be useless.
Curious:  Would you consider liscensing your own line of kosher sex toys?

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Curious:  They’re droppin’ like flies
Curious:  Guests are bailing out
YourMoralLeader:  heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
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guest25:  thank G-D  the sound went out…no more caughing, flatuance and snotty nose sounds
Curious:  Luke, how’s you 4 hour boner going?
guest25:  and he wants to charge for this?…he can’t even give it away
guest36:  Luke no need to speak there is no sound
Curious:  Painful?  Joyful?
Curious:  I like the book case behind Luke makes him look scholarly.  We all know they are beast porn books, though.
guest36:  Is his bathroom his kitchen
Curious:  He makes Ramin in the shower
guest25:  hahahaaaaa
guest36:  Looks like he is falling apart to me
Curious:  Luke do you contribute to society more than a homeless person?  Be honest.
YourMoralLeader:  Would you guys like to hire me to make commercials/infomercials for you?
User guest25 changed their name to TonyJah.
YourMoralLeader:  Or SEO?
YourMoralLeader:  Just $300 to hire me
TonyJah:  for what?
Curious:  Your endorsement of any non-porn product would be useless.
Curious:  Would you consider liscensing your own line of kosher sex toys?
YourMoralLeader:  hmm
guest36:  I could be wrong but I dont think he is a Jew, he is a n Aussie
Curious:  You spent $500 on infomercial software?  Why not something practical like Amway?
Curious:  I’m think a limp dildo like your own shmeckl
Curious:  It might sell
YourMoralLeader:  You are probably wondering why I called you here today
TonyJah:  the sound came back on arrrgghhh!
Curious:  Holly might buy one to give to her dog as a chew toy
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Curious:  Yes, Lord Vader.  How can we fight the rebels?
guest37:  hello
TonyJah:  sounds sounds German now…vee have vaz of making you talk
guest36:  lollllllllllllllll
guest37:  i want to see your face
YourMoralLeader:  Gents, five minutes ago I took my first Viagra. How am I doing?
guest37:  i want to see your face
guest36:  Why in the world would you do that
guest37:  ahhhh, sexy man
guest37:  nice smile
guest37:  hello
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TonyJah:  what’s with the static…is that Luke’s dishwasher…wait, there isn’t a sink
Curious:  Did you take the Viagra to generate more white "lotion" to rub on you nose?  That was weird.
RussianDragon:  hi there oh moral leader of mine
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YourMoralLeader:  hi
RussianDragon:  hi to the rest as well
TonyJah:  well Luke…we have to go…best of health
YourMoralLeader:  thanks
TonyJah:  catch you tomorrow
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RussianDragon:  he is ill luke
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RussianDragon:  taifoid i heard :p
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RussianDragon:  still haven’t shaved that beard luke?
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YourMoralLeader:  yo baby
YourMoralLeader:  what’s happening?
YourMoralLeader:  Gents, we hav a lady and a scholar with us!
MidrashicGirl:  nothing….entertain me.
MidrashicGirl:  who says i’m a lady?
RussianDragon:  wow  a lady that’s new
MidrashicGirl:  your voice sounds weird on my computer
RussianDragon:  i saw that keyboard
RussianDragon:  yes so does his voice on mine
MidrashicGirl:  it sounds dark and scary.
RussianDragon:  he sounds like the devil in person
MidrashicGirl:  yes!!!
RussianDragon:  YOU WILL BE DAMNED
RussianDragon:  lol
MidrashicGirl:  hahaha
RussianDragon:  i always knew the devil would live in a hovel
MidrashicGirl:  of course
RussianDragon:  and would have a strange keyboard
MidrashicGirl:  oh, i can’t your moral voice anymore.
MidrashicGirl:  oops…"hear"
RussianDragon:  is that vodka?
RussianDragon:  or jewish water
MidrashicGirl:  what is that strange device?
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RussianDragon:  it’s a devils fork
User guest38 changed their name to SASHA.
MidrashicGirl:  haha
RussianDragon:  the new one
MidrashicGirl:  ooohhh SASHA
MidrashicGirl:  crotch shot
SASHA:  nice
SASHA:  lol
RussianDragon:  the devil’s trone
MidrashicGirl:  i hear no sound!!
RussianDragon:  I KNEW IT
SASHA:  just need the ass shot now
RussianDragon:  proof is allover his hovel
SASHA:  lol
SASHA:  whats he doing
SASHA:  yes its water
MidrashicGirl:  he’s davening
RussianDragon:  pitty we cannot smell it all
SASHA:  lol
RussianDragon:  i bet we would notice sulfer
MidrashicGirl:  can’t wait to find out…gotta go..

RussianDragon:  luke what were you doing with that jar?
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YourMoralLeader:  trying to clena it
YourMoralLeader:  clean
YourMoralLeader:  mold buildup
RussianDragon:  mm that sounds bad
RussianDragon:  mold is bad news
RussianDragon:  are you eating some of the mold now
RussianDragon:  or is it some jewish cerial
RussianDragon:  smakatze wholeweat
YourMoralLeader:  yeah
RussianDragon:  mm jummy
YourMoralLeader:  why I am so big and strong’
RussianDragon:  are you big and strong, i didn’t notice that
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RussianDragon:  isn’t it about time now that you pitch another of your fantastic blog sites you own
RussianDragon:  like refinanceyourhovel.wom
RussianDragon:  just joking luke :p
YourMoralLeader:  lol
RussianDragon:  mm
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RussianDragon:  yes finally a pitch
RussianDragon:  i’m having a look
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RussianDragon:  seems a bit on the dull side of blogging
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TheRealBornyo:  wow you’ve drawn a crowd
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RussianDragon:  moses is talking to
RussianDragon:  HEAR HIS WORDS
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RussianDragon:  the revolution is live
TheRealBornyo:  i think i hear a plaque of locusts, but no moses
RussianDragon:  can you smell the sulfer
YourMoralLeader:  greetings!
RussianDragon:  nothing like the smell of sulfer in the morning
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guest45:  omg
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RussianDragon:  i am seeing your lips moving luke but i can hear nothing
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RussianDragon:  yessss
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RussianDragon:  he’s gonna die online
TheRealBornyo:  i was hearing static, but now hear nothing
RussianDragon:  :p
TheRealBornyo:  not even the hacking cough attack
RussianDragon:  book your seats
RussianDragon:  see luke die via camstreams
guest40:  need a cigarette
RussianDragon:  seems he does
TheRealBornyo:  oh lord is he wearing old flour sacks?
guest42:  Has ur viagra kicked in yet
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TheRealBornyo:  you must have spent quite a bit on this a/v system
RussianDragon:  yes with the lipsink and all
RussianDragon:  i guess loads
YourMoralLeader:  lol
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RussianDragon:  i think all of what he got for
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TheRealBornyo:  now the static is back….like laying an ear against the gates of hell
RussianDragon:  well giess what
RussianDragon:  guess what i mean
RussianDragon:  you are in hell
TheRealBornyo:  I think you may be right
RussianDragon:  he is mister triple 6 himself

YourMoralLeader:  i got a new site –
RussianDragon:  cool the beast is brushing his teeth
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YourMoralLeader:  shabbat shalom
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YourMoralLeader:  we’re having a party
CARLINO:  NO s**t!
watchingyoublog:  did u seriously take viagra?
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watchingyoublog:  if yes, demonstrate
RussianDragon:  what a swell party
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RussianDragon:  WOW
RussianDragon:  chaim is here
YourMoralLeader:  viagra – i feel like a new man
AMALEK:  Are there any ovulating females in here?
RussianDragon:  not here
guest54:   dont know what that is
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RussianDragon:  try the pet sites
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RussianDragon:  enough b**ches there
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AMALEK:  What is that weird thing I just saw?
watchingyoublog:  it is raining here. it will continue to rain for another 24 hours
AMALEK:  Luke, where are the ovulating females?  Without them, the Jewish people are doomed
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watchingyoublog:  is it sunny in la?
AMALEK:  I’m going to run an ad on Craigslist for Ovulating Females
RussianDragon:  oooooh no i am blind now
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RussianDragon:  i saw his pants
RussianDragon:  jeeez
RussianDragon:  blind for life
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YourMoralLeader:  holly’s coming!
AMALEK:  Never shave that beard.  Or at least let it reach Taliban proportions
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RussianDragon:  wow holly ratball?
watchingyoublog:  when is holly coming?
RussianDragon:  uhm i mean randall
watchingyoublog:  will you be celebrating shabbat with her?
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AMALEK:  I check in only to see if Holly is here.
RussianDragon:  is she ovulating
User guest61 changed their name to HollyRandall.
HollyRandall:  how do you look worse today
AMALEK:  I want her to be mine
HollyRandall:  hi Amalek
AMALEK:  Holly, will you marry me?
HollyRandall:  sorry i missed you in New Yo9rk
AMALEK:  I would be perfect for you.
HollyRandall:  i didn’t get the message with your number until after i left
YourMoralLeader:  Honey
HollyRandall:  ha
YourMoralLeader:  would you like to celebrate Shabbat with me?
YourMoralLeader:  we’ll go to the gay temple
HollyRandall:  um…
HollyRandall:  lol right
HollyRandall:  not this weekend
AMALEK:  I would not demand your departure from porn or adherence to any religious stream
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HollyRandall:  i’m still celebrating 😉
YourMoralLeader:  you can play with my beard
AMALEK:  Heck, for all I care, you could go scientologist
HollyRandall:  i’m sorry amalek i think i’ve found my future husband
YourMoralLeader:  what did you do last night holly?
AMALEK:  Who is this lucky man?
AMALEK:  Luke?
RussianDragon:  lol
HollyRandall:  he’s a screenwriter
HollyRandall:  and not in porn
RussianDragon:  isn’t he on strike :p
HollyRandall:  lol
AMALEK:  has he sold any screenplays under SAG?
YourMoralLeader:  how long you known him?
AMALEK:  sorry, WGA
HollyRandall:  a little over a year
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HollyRandall:  yes i believe so
HollyRandall:  i’m only just getting to know him
AMALEK:  Is he a working screenwriter or a luftmensch
HollyRandall:  i don’t know his specifics yet
AMALEK:  What does HE have that Luke does not?
YourMoralLeader:  why is he the one?
AMALEK:  This might hurt Luke, so turn away7
HollyRandall:  i don’t want to say that much about the screenplays he’s written b/c i don’t want you guys finding out who he is
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YourMoralLeader:  we’re all friends here
HollyRandall:  actually duh, yes one of his movies starts shooting in April
AMALEK:  Well, then he has status
HollyRandall:  yes
AMALEK:  Is he White?
HollyRandall:  yes
AMALEK:  Is he Jewish?
HollyRandall:  no
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HollyRandall:  but he’s older than Luke, so Luke that should make you feel young
AMALEK:  I want to see you two married and making babies
HollyRandall:  me too haha
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AMALEK:  Luke,  you know she’s talking about me
HollyRandall:  lol
AMALEK:  Yes Luke, I am to be Holly’s husband.  All 350 pounds of me
YourMoralLeader:  Holly, I want to dance on your grave
YourMoralLeader:  I mean at your wedding
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AMALEK:  Luke, that’s not a nice way to chat with my future bride.
HollyRandall:  lol
AMALEK:  I just don’t see why LUke is not married
guest64:  it’s the beard
AMALEK:  He’s had many many many opportunities
RussianDragon:  it’s the hovel
AMALEK:  Even with the hovel, he’s had opportunities, which is amazing in and of itself
HollyRandall:  i think he enjoys his swinging lifestyle
AMALEK:  The best thing that could happen to Luke would be if his landlord kicked him out
RussianDragon:  so you mean in THE industry
RussianDragon:  ?
guest40:  is he gay
AMALEK:  Now Holly, a serious question.  I’m taking notes – how did this man you pine for meet you?
RussianDragon:  he is desperate
AMALEK:  I wish to emulate this chap
HollyRandall:  um
HollyRandall:  i can’t really say
HollyRandall:  we met through friends
AMALEK:  Oh, you can say sort of
HollyRandall:  take a wild guess, i’m sure you can figure it out
HollyRandall:  no
AMALEK:  what sort of intersecting social circles are involved?
YourMoralLeader:  AA
HollyRandall:  f**k you luke
RussianDragon:  lol
AMALEK:  Now wait a minute, is he a screenwriter for THAT sort of movie?
HollyRandall:  i don’t really want to talk about him
AMALEK:  I’m a screenwrite too, you know.  Just ask Luke
guest64:  they actually have scripts?
HollyRandall:  let’s move onto other subjects
AMALEK:  But it has yet to get me laid
HollyRandall:   like luke blowing his nose
AMALEK:  Of course, nothing gets me laid
RussianDragon:  do they call such guys screenwriters
HollyRandall:  that was really attractive
AMALEK:  Not that I would want to get laid.  I am post-sexual
guest64:  no one is post-sexual
RussianDragon:  well some people don’t have a choice
guest60:      talk to my wife 64
YourMoralLeader:  how was your big dinner last night holly?
guest64:  hahaha 60
HollyRandall:  it was really nice
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HollyRandall:  we ate at Ford’s Filling Station
AMALEK:  So one fertile female shows us her ova, and instantly she is the belle of the chat room.  Typical internet
HollyRandall:  i have pics i’m going to download in a bit
YourMoralLeader:  aka the hovel
RussianDragon:  so what do you fill people with luke
guest64:  beans
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RussianDragon:  jewish "yoghurt"
AMALEK:  If I walked into a room full of desperate crack whores waiving a roll of benjamins, and if there were a negro hobo in the corner passed out, they would ignore me and make a beeline for him
RussianDragon:  ?
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AMALEK:  That’s why I am not voting for Barak Hussein Obama
AMALEK:  President Obama can only make life harder for the White Man
YourMoralLeader:  I feed ’em from my teachings, share some torah with me
AMALEK:  who is trying to score with white chickws
YourMoralLeader:  move in for the kill
AMALEK:  Hillary, on the other hand, empowers women of s certain age, and that can’t be good.
AMALEK:  But Old Man McCain is just too damn old and angry.
YourMoralLeader:  Let’s talk about refinance:
AMALEK:  I love election years because they are the once quadrenial chance I have to sound smart and impress broads
RussianDragon:  another pitch
YourMoralLeader:  does it work?
RussianDragon:  wohoo
AMALEK:  well, yes, but not
RussianDragon:  NO NO NO
AMALEK:  I am in a dry spell.
guest6:  shabbat shalom rabbi
RabbiGadol:  Shalom!
YourMoralLeader:  i’m a lil fatigued
RabbiGadol:  what is this horrible screacthing sound I hear?
RabbiGadol:  It sounds like the bit of the sound track on a Japanese movie when the ghostly demon appears
RabbiGadol:  Or when a fiend errupts from the TV
RabbiGadol:  Luke, what if, just hear me out, but what if your fatigue proved to be a consequence of your goyishe diet?
RabbiGadol:  Not eating chicken, fish etc. is a leftover from your days as a Seventh Day Adventist
RabbiGadol:  A real jew eats and enjoys chopped liver
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RabbiGadol:  You eat like an anorexic girl.
RabbiGadol:  No wonder Holly, who eats robustly and Catholicly, shunned you
RabbiGadol:  At the very least, you shoud be eating a bit of herring at kiddush
RabbiGadol:  Herring, wine, sweets, bread. 
YourMoralLeader:  get thee behind me satan

RabbiGadol:  This is part of the reason the other rabbenim do not trust you, this adherence to a goyishe diet
RabbiGadol:  How can we know that you won’t eat pork if you won’t eat beef, either?
RabbiGadol:  Plus, Hitler shunned beef.
guest7:  improv at Luke’s
guest7:  I like your blackies
guest7:  it’s unhealthy to drink from the same plastic – it starts to leak chemicals
YourMoralLeader:  pph\
YourMoralLeader:  oh
guest7:  i hate foreign languages. what does pph mean?
RabbiGadol:  Also, fruit juice is not vegan.  It invariably contains ground up bugs.
RabbiGadol:  As does all produce.
RabbiGadol:  Luke shuns salmon, but is eating insects.
YourMoralLeader:  typo
guest7:  vegetarians often have cuts on their hands, I’ve noticed
RabbiGadol:  Luke needs to get back to being an author, but of books people will want to read.
guest7:  apple would be so pleased to see you now
guest7:  Narcissism and how I overcame it, by me me me me and me
YourMoralLeader:  yeah
RabbiGadol:  Luke knows what I am talking about
guest7:  RG, share
RabbiGadol:  He knows that on this, as on virtually all of the advice that I have given him over the years, I am right
YourMoralLeader:  I keep waiting for a check that never arrives
RabbiGadol:  I cannot share this without Luke’s approval. 
YourMoralLeader:  you can share
RabbiGadol:  "How to Get Laid in LA on $200 a Week"  a title that sells itself
guest7:  wouldn’t that amount work anywhere>
RabbiGadol:  He would have NO trouble selling this to a real publisher, and it is just the sort of title that gets a fellow on the Stern Show and reviews in the NY Times
guest11:  And the moral of the story is not half an egg roll
RabbiGadol:  But an amotivational disorder prevents Mr. Ford from acting on my sound and actionable advice.
guest7:  I hate H Stern, but why haven’t you been there, Luke?
YourMoralLeader:  I bless you good people
YourMoralLeader:  he’s anti-torah
RabbiGadol:  Because he is LAZY
guest7:  you need a publicist, PRONTO
YourMoralLeader:  yep
RabbiGadol:  Luke is content to wallow in his poverty, even though the All-Mighty has blessed Luke with the tools to vault out of it and thereby help the Juden
RabbiGadol:  Luke, you could bang this book out in a month

RabbiGadol:  It would not need many words; it would have lots of photos which his photographer and media friends could readily provide
RabbiGadol:  Chapter 1. My Struggles and why I shouldn’t be able to get laid
YourMoralLeader:  hmm
guest7:  morally laid, of course
RabbiGadol:  C’mon, this is so effin easy.  I wish I could hereby convey my disgust – my real, non sarcastic disgust at luke for not doing obvious things to help
RabbiGadol:  If I were he, I could write this in a few weekends
guest7:  Cathy was good at that
RabbiGadol:  after shabbos, of course
RabbiGadol:  Yeah, if Cathy were alive today, she might have what it takes to kick him in the pants
RabbiGadol:  This self-selected poverty angers me.
guest7:  me, too, but then I’m a happy capitalist
RabbiGadol:  It is like watching someone with money in his wallet slowly starve to death because he is too lazy to buy food.
RabbiGadol:  I mean, oh heck, what is the point
RabbiGadol:  That is a nice t-shirt.
RabbiGadol:  The beard works.
guest7:  the fields are white with harvest, but that might be New Testament, sorry
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RabbiGadol:  Do you still hang out with Elliot Stein?
YourMoralLeader:  virtually
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About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see My work has been noted in the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (
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