What better way to prepare for Shabbat than trading inspiring stories with Your Moral Leader?
In the chat, Holly Randall says she’s found her future husband. He’s a writer.
I have a mold build problem. I use these 64 oz Kedem grape juice plastic containers to mix my green tea and energy drink concoctions that I sip all day when I’m blogging and stripping on my cam. They quickly develop a mold problem and I have a hard time cleaning it out. Any suggestions?
Curious: Agian with the flatulent noises. Luke, are you well?
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guest25: I thought of a way to make money off the Hovel Cam
Curious: Money is good. How?
guest25: Install bunk beds in Hovel…get drunk and stoner Jews…Hovel Rehab
Curious: Is that Luke or a cardboard cut out? No movement
guest25: Luke you look like s**t
Curious: Seen Luke’s drunkie friend Mary Carey of Celebrity Rehab yet? Sad. Sad. Sad.
Curious: CFS has frozen his face.
guest25: you think she’s gonna get rehabbed around that crew. Sly Stalone’s old wife
guest25: Has been actors and rockers
Curious: Oi, she looks abou 70!
guest25: she might have a better chance moving in with Luke
Curious: Remeber when she was in Beverly Hills Cop 2? She was smokin’ and now? Sad
guest25: nothing like Rice Milk and Peanut Butter to get one off alcahol
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Curious: Luke is not there. Just a still frame. I suspect he is "wacking his carrot"
guest25: How about that Baldwin guy..another reject
Curious: They are Z-Listers for sure
Curious: A-Listers can pay and respect anonimity
guest25: the guy from Grease OY!
Curious: In a wheel chair. So sad
guest25: Luke did you do your Telefin yet?
guest25: did I miss another telefin wrap?
Curious: Luke’s forehead looks like silly putty. I smell Botox
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Curious: His telefin looked lik black electrical tape. Very cheap.
guest25: if Luke’s hair gets any thinner he;’ll have nothingto clip his yarlmuka to
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Curious: That explains the beard. Bald dudes like to prove they can grow something
YourMoralLeader: yo
YourMoralLeader: you missed
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guest25: what time do you usally do the telefin thing
YourMoralLeader: 7:30 am
YourMoralLeader: don’t miss it
YourMoralLeader: it’s a real crowd drawer
guest29: doofus
guest25: I’ll be sure to catch it tomorrow
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Curious: Why is your frame frozen, Luke?
guest25: maybe not…I think I’m going to breakfast at that time. Sunday for sure
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Curious: Will the cam have night vision to document cialis action?
guest25: have you thought of a way to make this site pay yet?
YourMoralLeader: not yet
guest25: considering the size of the Hovel how about Yiddisha midget Porno
Curious: You need more valuable content before anyone will pay.
YourMoralLeader: hang on
YourMoralLeader: i just pimped this on my blog, expect a flood of traffic
Curious: again whacking the carrot
guest31: what a freak
YourMoralLeader: I just spent $500 buying The Infomercial Toolkit. Money well spent?
Curious: luke, have you seen Mary Carey on Celebrity Rehab yet? Comments?
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YourMoralLeader: n0
YourMoralLeader: I’M TOO BUSY STUDYING TORAH
guest25: maybe you could sell Luke Ford Popcorn online then put on Yiddish Midget Porno…
guest25: I think Mary carey is just what the Hovel and Luke need
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Curious: Luke, do you live near a Costco. A cardboard sign and a sad face coul generate $$ there. Will you consider it?
guest25: Luke could convert her
guest27: time is one of life most important tools…. use it dont loose it…….
Curious: You need sheckles. How, Luke, how?
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guest33: your phone number in LA is listed
Curious: very distorted
Curious: you sound like Yogi Bear
guest25: Luke that yarlmuka would look a lot more interesting if you attached a pin wheel to it
YourMoralLeader: i got the sound workign!
Curious: TB??
YourMoralLeader: listen to my teachings!
guest34: didn’t you interview the porn guy w/ aids?
guest27: smoking that weed again?
guest25: doesn’t sound like you…ouchthat caugh scared my wife..TURN OFF THE SOUND
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Curious: Will you dedicate an hour a week to discuss your Erectile Dysfuntion? Your suffering could help others….
guest25: Get down the clinic quick….you sound terrible
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Curious: The gekko-cam is more entertaing that this #%$^*&
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Curious: They’re droppin’ like flies
Curious: Guests are bailing out
YourMoralLeader: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
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guest25: thank G-D the sound went out…no more caughing, flatuance and snotty nose sounds
Curious: Luke, how’s you 4 hour boner going?
guest25: and he wants to charge for this?…he can’t even give it away
guest36: Luke no need to speak there is no sound
Curious: Painful? Joyful?
Curious: I like the book case behind Luke makes him look scholarly. We all know they are beast porn books, though.
guest36: Is his bathroom his kitchen
Curious: He makes Ramin in the shower
guest25: hahahaaaaa
guest36: Looks like he is falling apart to me
Curious: Luke do you contribute to society more than a homeless person? Be honest.
YourMoralLeader: Would you guys like to hire me to make commercials/infomercials for you?
User guest25 changed their name to TonyJah.
YourMoralLeader: Or SEO?
YourMoralLeader: Just $300 to hire me
TonyJah: for what?
Curious: Your endorsement of any non-porn product would be useless.
Curious: Would you consider liscensing your own line of kosher sex toys?
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Curious: They’re droppin’ like flies
Curious: Guests are bailing out
YourMoralLeader: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp
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guest25: thank G-D the sound went out…no more caughing, flatuance and snotty nose sounds
Curious: Luke, how’s you 4 hour boner going?
guest25: and he wants to charge for this?…he can’t even give it away
guest36: Luke no need to speak there is no sound
Curious: Painful? Joyful?
Curious: I like the book case behind Luke makes him look scholarly. We all know they are beast porn books, though.
guest36: Is his bathroom his kitchen
Curious: He makes Ramin in the shower
guest25: hahahaaaaa
guest36: Looks like he is falling apart to me
Curious: Luke do you contribute to society more than a homeless person? Be honest.
YourMoralLeader: Would you guys like to hire me to make commercials/infomercials for you?
User guest25 changed their name to TonyJah.
YourMoralLeader: Or SEO?
YourMoralLeader: Just $300 to hire me
TonyJah: for what?
Curious: Your endorsement of any non-porn product would be useless.
Curious: Would you consider liscensing your own line of kosher sex toys?
YourMoralLeader: hmm
guest36: I could be wrong but I dont think he is a Jew, he is a n Aussie
Curious: You spent $500 on infomercial software? Why not something practical like Amway?
Curious: I’m think a limp dildo like your own shmeckl
Curious: It might sell
YourMoralLeader: You are probably wondering why I called you here today
TonyJah: the sound came back on arrrgghhh!
Curious: Holly might buy one to give to her dog as a chew toy
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Curious: Yes, Lord Vader. How can we fight the rebels?
guest37: hello
TonyJah: sounds sounds German now…vee have vaz of making you talk
guest36: lollllllllllllllll
guest37: i want to see your face
YourMoralLeader: Gents, five minutes ago I took my first Viagra. How am I doing?
guest37: i want to see your face
guest36: Why in the world would you do that
guest37: ahhhh, sexy man
guest37: nice smile
guest37: hello
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TonyJah: what’s with the static…is that Luke’s dishwasher…wait, there isn’t a sink
Curious: Did you take the Viagra to generate more white "lotion" to rub on you nose? That was weird.
RussianDragon: hi there oh moral leader of mine
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YourMoralLeader: hi
RussianDragon: hi to the rest as well
TonyJah: well Luke…we have to go…best of health
YourMoralLeader: thanks
TonyJah: catch you tomorrow
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RussianDragon: he is ill luke
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RussianDragon: taifoid i heard :p
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RussianDragon: still haven’t shaved that beard luke?
YourMoralLeader: http://refinancemortgagenow.net/blog/
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YourMoralLeader: yo baby
YourMoralLeader: what’s happening?
YourMoralLeader: Gents, we hav a lady and a scholar with us!
MidrashicGirl: nothing….entertain me.
MidrashicGirl: who says i’m a lady?
RussianDragon: wow a lady that’s new
MidrashicGirl: your voice sounds weird on my computer
RussianDragon: i saw that keyboard
RussianDragon: yes so does his voice on mine
MidrashicGirl: it sounds dark and scary.
RussianDragon: he sounds like the devil in person
MidrashicGirl: yes!!!
RussianDragon: I WILL SAVE YOUR SOUL
RussianDragon: YOU WILL BE DAMNED
RussianDragon: lol
MidrashicGirl: hahaha
RussianDragon: i always knew the devil would live in a hovel
MidrashicGirl: of course
RussianDragon: and would have a strange keyboard
MidrashicGirl: oh, i can’t your moral voice anymore.
MidrashicGirl: oops…"hear"
RussianDragon: is that vodka?
RussianDragon: or jewish water
MidrashicGirl: what is that strange device?
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RussianDragon: it’s a devils fork
User guest38 changed their name to SASHA.
MidrashicGirl: haha
RussianDragon: the new one
MidrashicGirl: ooohhh SASHA
SASHA: HUH WHAT DID I DO LOL
MidrashicGirl: crotch shot
SASHA: nice
SASHA: lol
RussianDragon: the devil’s trone
MidrashicGirl: i hear no sound!!
RussianDragon: I KNEW IT
SASHA: just need the ass shot now
RussianDragon: proof is allover his hovel
SASHA: lol
SASHA: whats he doing
SASHA: yes its water
MidrashicGirl: he’s davening
RussianDragon: pitty we cannot smell it all
SASHA: lol
RussianDragon: i bet we would notice sulfer
MidrashicGirl: can’t wait to find out…gotta go..
RussianDragon: luke what were you doing with that jar?
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YourMoralLeader: trying to clena it
YourMoralLeader: clean
YourMoralLeader: mold buildup
RussianDragon: mm that sounds bad
RussianDragon: mold is bad news
RussianDragon: are you eating some of the mold now
RussianDragon: or is it some jewish cerial
RussianDragon: smakatze wholeweat
YourMoralLeader: yeah
RussianDragon: mm jummy
YourMoralLeader: why I am so big and strong’
RussianDragon: are you big and strong, i didn’t notice that
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RussianDragon: isn’t it about time now that you pitch another of your fantastic blog sites you own
RussianDragon: like refinanceyourhovel.wom
RussianDragon: just joking luke :p
YourMoralLeader: lol
RussianDragon: mm
YourMoralLeader: lukeford.tv!
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RussianDragon: yes finally a pitch
RussianDragon: i’m having a look
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RussianDragon: seems a bit on the dull side of blogging
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TheRealBornyo: wow you’ve drawn a crowd
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RussianDragon: moses is talking to
RussianDragon: HEAR HIS WORDS
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RussianDragon: the revolution is live
TheRealBornyo: i think i hear a plaque of locusts, but no moses
RussianDragon: can you smell the sulfer
YourMoralLeader: greetings!
RussianDragon: nothing like the smell of sulfer in the morning
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guest45: omg
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RussianDragon: i am seeing your lips moving luke but i can hear nothing
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RussianDragon: yessss
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RussianDragon: he’s gonna die online
TheRealBornyo: i was hearing static, but now hear nothing
RussianDragon: :p
TheRealBornyo: not even the hacking cough attack
RussianDragon: book your seats
RussianDragon: see luke die via camstreams
guest40: need a cigarette
RussianDragon: seems he does
TheRealBornyo: oh lord is he wearing old flour sacks?
guest42: Has ur viagra kicked in yet
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TheRealBornyo: you must have spent quite a bit on this a/v system
RussianDragon: yes with the lipsink and all
RussianDragon: i guess loads
YourMoralLeader: lol
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RussianDragon: i think all of what he got for lukeisback.com
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TheRealBornyo: now the static is back….like laying an ear against the gates of hell
RussianDragon: well giess what
RussianDragon: guess what i mean
RussianDragon: you are in hell
TheRealBornyo: I think you may be right
RussianDragon: he is mister triple 6 himself
YourMoralLeader: i got a new site – homelessla.com
RussianDragon: cool the beast is brushing his teeth
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YourMoralLeader: shabbat shalom
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CARLINO: CIAO LUCKY!
YourMoralLeader: we’re having a party
CARLINO: NO s**t!
CARLINO: U STONED?
watchingyoublog: did u seriously take viagra?
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CARLINO: SNIFFIN?
watchingyoublog: if yes, demonstrate
RussianDragon: what a swell party
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RussianDragon: WOW
RussianDragon: chaim is here
YourMoralLeader: viagra – i feel like a new man
CARLINO: HE GOT THE SHAKES
AMALEK: Are there any ovulating females in here?
CARLINO: NO
CARLINO: WRONG ROOM
RussianDragon: not here
CARLINO: TRY GIZMOS
guest54: dont know what that is
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RussianDragon: try the pet sites
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RussianDragon: enough b**ches there
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AMALEK: What is that weird thing I just saw?
CARLINO: IS HE ON LIQUID GAS ?
CARLINO: TOO MUCH TOOTIN
watchingyoublog: it is raining here. it will continue to rain for another 24 hours
AMALEK: Luke, where are the ovulating females? Without them, the Jewish people are doomed
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watchingyoublog: is it sunny in la?
AMALEK: I’m going to run an ad on Craigslist for Ovulating Females
RussianDragon: oooooh no i am blind now
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CARLINO: LISTEN I GOT 3 BAMITZVAS TO ARRNAGE
RussianDragon: i saw his pants
RussianDragon: jeeez
CARLINO: ARRANGE*
RussianDragon: blind for life
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YourMoralLeader: holly’s coming!
CARLINO: YEA?
AMALEK: Never shave that beard. Or at least let it reach Taliban proportions
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RussianDragon: wow holly ratball?
watchingyoublog: when is holly coming?
CARLINO: SHALOM!
RussianDragon: uhm i mean randall
watchingyoublog: will you be celebrating shabbat with her?
CARLINO: SHALOM
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AMALEK: I check in only to see if Holly is here.
RussianDragon: is she ovulating
User guest61 changed their name to HollyRandall.
CARLINO: IS SHE MARRIED TO A JEWISH BOY?
HollyRandall: how do you look worse today
AMALEK: I want her to be mine
HollyRandall: hi Amalek
AMALEK: Holly, will you marry me?
HollyRandall: sorry i missed you in New Yo9rk
AMALEK: I would be perfect for you.
CARLINO: HE HAS BEEN SNIFFIN TEA BAGS
HollyRandall: i didn’t get the message with your number until after i left
YourMoralLeader: Honey
HollyRandall: ha
YourMoralLeader: would you like to celebrate Shabbat with me?
YourMoralLeader: we’ll go to the gay temple
HollyRandall: um…
HollyRandall: lol right
HollyRandall: not this weekend
AMALEK: I would not demand your departure from porn or adherence to any religious stream
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HollyRandall: i’m still celebrating 😉
YourMoralLeader: you can play with my beard
AMALEK: Heck, for all I care, you could go scientologist
CARLINO: HE IS DELUDED
HollyRandall: i’m sorry amalek i think i’ve found my future husband
YourMoralLeader: what did you do last night holly?
AMALEK: Who is this lucky man?
AMALEK: Luke?
CARLINO: DOES NOT HAVE THE CHARISMA FOR A LEADER
RussianDragon: lol
CARLINO: NOT A LIST
HollyRandall: he’s a screenwriter
CARLINO: LOL
HollyRandall: and not in porn
RussianDragon: isn’t he on strike :p
HollyRandall: lol
CARLINO: AREN’T THEY ALL HONEY?
AMALEK: has he sold any screenplays under SAG?
CARLINO: LOL
YourMoralLeader: how long you known him?
AMALEK: sorry, WGA
HollyRandall: a little over a year
CARLINO: WHERE IS HIS COUCH FFS?
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HollyRandall: yes i believe so
HollyRandall: i’m only just getting to know him
AMALEK: Is he a working screenwriter or a luftmensch
HollyRandall: i don’t know his specifics yet
CARLINO: SCHMUCK
AMALEK: What does HE have that Luke does not?
YourMoralLeader: why is he the one?
AMALEK: This might hurt Luke, so turn away7
HollyRandall: i don’t want to say that much about the screenplays he’s written b/c i don’t want you guys finding out who he is
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YourMoralLeader: we’re all friends here
CARLINO: HE HAS AN OLD PHONE LOL
HollyRandall: actually duh, yes one of his movies starts shooting in April
CARLINO: HE HAS NO STATUS
AMALEK: Well, then he has status
HollyRandall: yes
AMALEK: Is he White?
HollyRandall: yes
AMALEK: Is he Jewish?
HollyRandall: no
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HollyRandall: but he’s older than Luke, so Luke that should make you feel young
AMALEK: I want to see you two married and making babies
HollyRandall: me too haha
CARLINO: HE LAUGHS IN A MANIC WAY
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AMALEK: Luke, you know she’s talking about me
HollyRandall: lol
AMALEK: Yes Luke, I am to be Holly’s husband. All 350 pounds of me
YourMoralLeader: Holly, I want to dance on your grave
YourMoralLeader: I mean at your wedding
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CARLINO: HEY LUCKY
AMALEK: Luke, that’s not a nice way to chat with my future bride.
HollyRandall: lol
AMALEK: I just don’t see why LUke is not married
guest64: it’s the beard
CARLINO: STILL GOT s**t CAMERA TECHNIQUE
AMALEK: He’s had many many many opportunities
RussianDragon: it’s the hovel
AMALEK: Even with the hovel, he’s had opportunities, which is amazing in and of itself
HollyRandall: i think he enjoys his swinging lifestyle
AMALEK: The best thing that could happen to Luke would be if his landlord kicked him out
CARLINO: HE IS TOO UGLY
CARLINO: FOR THE BUSINESS
RussianDragon: so you mean in THE industry
RussianDragon: ?
CARLINO: U KNOW THE SCORE RUSKY
guest40: is he gay
AMALEK: Now Holly, a serious question. I’m taking notes – how did this man you pine for meet you?
CARLINO: OBVIOUSLY
RussianDragon: he is desperate
AMALEK: I wish to emulate this chap
CARLINO: HE IS A DICK
HollyRandall: um
HollyRandall: i can’t really say
HollyRandall: we met through friends
AMALEK: Oh, you can say sort of
CARLINO: U TAKEN HIS PIC HOLLY?
HollyRandall: take a wild guess, i’m sure you can figure it out
HollyRandall: no
AMALEK: what sort of intersecting social circles are involved?
YourMoralLeader: AA
HollyRandall: f**k you luke
RussianDragon: lol
CARLINO: HE WOULD CRACK THE LENS HONEY
AMALEK: Now wait a minute, is he a screenwriter for THAT sort of movie?
CARLINO: HE IS JUST ANOTHER LA LOSER
HollyRandall: i don’t really want to talk about him
AMALEK: I’m a screenwrite too, you know. Just ask Luke
guest64: they actually have scripts?
CARLINO: F HIM
HollyRandall: let’s move onto other subjects
AMALEK: But it has yet to get me laid
HollyRandall: like luke blowing his nose
AMALEK: Of course, nothing gets me laid
RussianDragon: do they call such guys screenwriters
HollyRandall: that was really attractive
AMALEK: Not that I would want to get laid. I am post-sexual
CARLINO: HE AINT GONNA BLOW ANYTHIN ELSE LOL
guest64: no one is post-sexual
RussianDragon: well some people don’t have a choice
guest60: talk to my wife 64
CARLINO: HEY HOLLY
YourMoralLeader: how was your big dinner last night holly?
guest64: hahaha 60
CARLINO: F THIS
HollyRandall: it was really nice
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HollyRandall: we ate at Ford’s Filling Station
AMALEK: So one fertile female shows us her ova, and instantly she is the belle of the chat room. Typical internet
HollyRandall: i have pics i’m going to download in a bit
YourMoralLeader: aka the hovel
RussianDragon: so what do you fill people with luke
guest64: beans
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RussianDragon: jewish "yoghurt"
AMALEK: If I walked into a room full of desperate crack whores waiving a roll of benjamins, and if there were a negro hobo in the corner passed out, they would ignore me and make a beeline for him
RussianDragon: ?
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AMALEK: That’s why I am not voting for Barak Hussein Obama
AMALEK: President Obama can only make life harder for the White Man
YourMoralLeader: I feed ’em from my teachings, share some torah with me
AMALEK: who is trying to score with white chickws
YourMoralLeader: move in for the kill
AMALEK: Hillary, on the other hand, empowers women of s certain age, and that can’t be good.
AMALEK: But Old Man McCain is just too damn old and angry.
YourMoralLeader: Let’s talk about refinance:
YourMoralLeader: http://refinancemortgagenow.net/blog/
AMALEK: I love election years because they are the once quadrenial chance I have to sound smart and impress broads
RussianDragon: another pitch
YourMoralLeader: does it work?
RussianDragon: wohoo
AMALEK: No
AMALEK: well, yes, but not
RussianDragon: NO NO NO
AMALEK: I am in a dry spell.
guest6: shabbat shalom rabbi
RabbiGadol: Shalom!
YourMoralLeader: i’m a lil fatigued
RabbiGadol: what is this horrible screacthing sound I hear?
RabbiGadol: It sounds like the bit of the sound track on a Japanese movie when the ghostly demon appears
RabbiGadol: Or when a fiend errupts from the TV
RabbiGadol: Luke, what if, just hear me out, but what if your fatigue proved to be a consequence of your goyishe diet?
RabbiGadol: Not eating chicken, fish etc. is a leftover from your days as a Seventh Day Adventist
RabbiGadol: A real jew eats and enjoys chopped liver
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RabbiGadol: You eat like an anorexic girl.
RabbiGadol: No wonder Holly, who eats robustly and Catholicly, shunned you
RabbiGadol: At the very least, you shoud be eating a bit of herring at kiddush
RabbiGadol: Herring, wine, sweets, bread.
YourMoralLeader: get thee behind me satan
RabbiGadol: This is part of the reason the other rabbenim do not trust you, this adherence to a goyishe diet
RabbiGadol: How can we know that you won’t eat pork if you won’t eat beef, either?
RabbiGadol: Plus, Hitler shunned beef.
guest7: improv at Luke’s
guest7: I like your blackies
guest7: it’s unhealthy to drink from the same plastic – it starts to leak chemicals
YourMoralLeader: pph\
YourMoralLeader: oh
guest7: i hate foreign languages. what does pph mean?
RabbiGadol: Also, fruit juice is not vegan. It invariably contains ground up bugs.
RabbiGadol: As does all produce.
RabbiGadol: Luke shuns salmon, but is eating insects.
YourMoralLeader: typo
guest7: vegetarians often have cuts on their hands, I’ve noticed
RabbiGadol: Luke needs to get back to being an author, but of books people will want to read.
guest7: apple would be so pleased to see you now
guest7: Narcissism and how I overcame it, by me me me me and me
YourMoralLeader: yeah
RabbiGadol: Luke knows what I am talking about
guest7: RG, share
RabbiGadol: He knows that on this, as on virtually all of the advice that I have given him over the years, I am right
YourMoralLeader: I keep waiting for a check that never arrives
RabbiGadol: I cannot share this without Luke’s approval.
YourMoralLeader: you can share
RabbiGadol: "How to Get Laid in LA on $200 a Week" a title that sells itself
guest7: wouldn’t that amount work anywhere>
RabbiGadol: He would have NO trouble selling this to a real publisher, and it is just the sort of title that gets a fellow on the Stern Show and reviews in the NY Times
guest11: And the moral of the story is not half an egg roll
RabbiGadol: But an amotivational disorder prevents Mr. Ford from acting on my sound and actionable advice.
guest7: I hate H Stern, but why haven’t you been there, Luke?
YourMoralLeader: I bless you good people
YourMoralLeader: he’s anti-torah
RabbiGadol: Because he is LAZY
guest7: you need a publicist, PRONTO
YourMoralLeader: yep
RabbiGadol: Luke is content to wallow in his poverty, even though the All-Mighty has blessed Luke with the tools to vault out of it and thereby help the Juden
RabbiGadol: Luke, you could bang this book out in a month
guest7: WITH CHAPTERS LIKE…
RabbiGadol: It would not need many words; it would have lots of photos which his photographer and media friends could readily provide
RabbiGadol: Chapter 1. My Struggles and why I shouldn’t be able to get laid
YourMoralLeader: hmm
guest7: morally laid, of course
RabbiGadol: C’mon, this is so effin easy. I wish I could hereby convey my disgust – my real, non sarcastic disgust at luke for not doing obvious things to help
RabbiGadol: If I were he, I could write this in a few weekends
guest7: Cathy was good at that
RabbiGadol: after shabbos, of course
RabbiGadol: Yeah, if Cathy were alive today, she might have what it takes to kick him in the pants
RabbiGadol: This self-selected poverty angers me.
guest7: me, too, but then I’m a happy capitalist
RabbiGadol: It is like watching someone with money in his wallet slowly starve to death because he is too lazy to buy food.
RabbiGadol: I mean, oh heck, what is the point
RabbiGadol: That is a nice t-shirt.
RabbiGadol: The beard works.
guest7: the fields are white with harvest, but that might be New Testament, sorry
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RabbiGadol: Do you still hang out with Elliot Stein?
YourMoralLeader: virtually
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