Are you guys enjoying my secret diary entries on lukeford.net? Do you find it riveting? Do you want to know more? Ask away. Let’s talk about me for a change. I am in a mood to share. I’m live on my cam.
M. emails: "Luke, what was that picture with the dog about? Are you reminiscing on long passed times when the term “doggy style” really meant something, when you were on oral terms with the leading ladies of American adult entertainment? I frankly knew you would end up in bed with some bitch but this is elevating the funny onto the ridiculous. And please don’t tell us the dog was of the male persuasion."
Khunrum emails: "Not really. It’s not spicy enough. Neither are your "soft core porn" efforts. Why can’t you write more in the style of Henry Miller? He always made us laugh. However, this comment of yours brought a chuckle "We could spend an eternity just doing writing exercises and reading them to each other. We would both like to get an MFA". An MFA? How about something really constructive, like a J-O-B?"
I tell a friend how a certain girl is "not interested in me in that way."
He responds: "That’s crazy. She should be if she loves G-d."
Casey: I have few friends.
YourMoralLeader: that’s why we’re here together!