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Category Archives: Satire
Alexander Exercise For Amazing Orgasms!
Just kidding! There’s no such exercise as far as I know. How am I, a humble Alexander teacher, going to compete with videos like this? The path of the righteous is a lonely one. Maybe I could prescribe active rest … Continue reading
Alexander Teachers Spend Raucous Afternoon Validating Each Other
LOS ANGELES, CA—According to witnesses, a tight-knit group of twenty five Alexander Technique teachers spent a wild afternoon in Reseda Sunday, overindulging in emotionally supportive behavior and generally validating the living heck out of each other. Confirming the women get … Continue reading
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I’m Avoiding The Social Ghetto With A New App
REDMOND, Wash. (CBS Seattle) – Microsoft has been granted a patent for its “avoid the social ghetto” feature for bloggers. Microsoft’s patent states that a route can be plotted for bloggers to avoid an “unsafe post or being in an … Continue reading
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SATIRE: Alexander Teacher Moonlights As Massage Therapist To Make Ends Meet
LOS ANGELES—When the cool evening sun sets over Hollywood, Bill Robinson does not go home to his wife and family. For this Alexander Technique teacher, the work day has only just begun. Robinson, 38, is a two-year veteran of the … Continue reading
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Now The Truth Can Be Told – Renegade Jews Cut The Beards Of Their Own Kind
I’ve been too embarrassed to reveal the truth about what happened to my beard, but now through therapy, I’ve come to embrace the truth because the truth sets you free. The New York Times reports: Blogger Luke Ford had been … Continue reading
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Tagged black beard, Hancock Park, luke ford, orthodox jews, orthodox judaism, peaceful farmlands
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