Category Archives: Personal

‘Not Around Here!’

Posted on October 24, 2013 by Luke Ford

* A friend was stuck at a university graduation ceremony listening to mind-numbing speeches, so he started grading the women (Cutie Pie Index) and related the scores to his son, who, a good lefty, became appalled, put his hand over … Continue reading →

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I found myself giggling last night for the first time in three months

Posted on October 22, 2013 by Luke Ford

I was talking to my therapist about how it is easier to feel good about yourself when you get external validation but I’ve learned through therapy I have to build up internal validation, which is hard work. And then I … Continue reading →

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Understanding My Love Life

Posted on October 20, 2013 by Luke Ford

The best book I’ve read on love is Attached: The New Science of Adult Attachment and How It Can Help You Find and Keep Love. It answered all of my big questions and made sense of my life. For the … Continue reading →

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How come there are so many hotties in Chabad?

Posted on October 16, 2013 by Luke Ford

Even the most religious Lubavitch women frequently wear tight stylish colorful outfits in the latest fashion, luxurious sheitels, high ****-me pumps and the whole megillah. Why Lord do You tempt me so sorely like this when I only want to … Continue reading →

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I’m Tired Of Trying To Pass As A White Man

Posted on October 16, 2013 by Luke Ford

I’m ready to embrace my inner brotha. Bein black and representin sounds awesome. Crackin open a 40 right now, Old English is just how I roll, I’m trading in my ales for malts, nice and thick like my hos. Goin … Continue reading →

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