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So what did I learn by directing a movie?

That it was not for me. It was a bridge too far. I was constitutionally not cut out for such work. I had no artistic skills and no business skills. I was not a leader of men. I was not … Continue reading

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Knockin’ On Heaven’s Door

The scene is a Stu and Lew Jewish singles dance in the mid-90s. Hundreds of young Jews at the Century Club in Century City are eager to connect, to make Jewish babies, to never forget the Holocaust. Every generation the … Continue reading

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Beauty Is Not In The Eye Of The Beholder, Bitches

I have the most generous scale of any guy I know. So when I say a girl is a 6.5, I’m not being harsh, I’m being generous. My male friends give me a hard time for finding many plain women … Continue reading

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Triumph Of The Will

In a lot of writing classes, people like to write about their triumphs and the wisdom they’ve gained and how they’ve overcome adversity and gotten in touch with how special they are. I hate this! I only want to hear … Continue reading

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Do Husbands Appreciate Their Wives More Than Wives Appreciate Their Husbands?

I heard a sermon over Succot about the need for us to appreciate the hard work that goes into preparing and hosting meals on Jewish holidays. I only remember once on a Shabbat or Jewish holiday, the man of the … Continue reading

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I Lost A Facebook Friend

I was relieved to discover over Succot that when a friend drops me as a Facebook friend, it doesn’t mean he necessarily cuts me off in real life. He did say in the succah something about the over the top … Continue reading

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The Mother Theresa Of Nookie

A friend broke out of a long slump and finally had a naughty. He tells me that the girl was nice. “Nice?” I say, getting indignant. “Nice? That’s a bit of an understatement, isn’t it? That kind of selflessness? I’d … Continue reading

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You Can Go Your Own Way

“Shame on you! Shame on you! Shame on you! How could you post that? What were you thinking? Were you looking for attention? Well, you won’t get any from me.” I usually spend lunch at shul sitting with my back … Continue reading

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Do The Orthodox Know?

I got this feedback on my writing about my emotional addictions: “When you’re in your Orthodox Jewish community, do you have to hide an entire side of yourself? What’s that like? I want to get in there and know what’s … Continue reading

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Should you wait until your second date to talk about your 12-step program or just get it out right away?

David: Personally I read out to them my step 4 and step 8. If they still want to be with me after that then they are mine forever. Rabbi Hershel Rabbs Remer I’m curious how any woman could go out … Continue reading

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