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I Did It For You!

Posted on February 18, 2015 by Luke Ford

A friend opens up a bottle of kosher peanuts and insists I take some. Luke: “No thank you.” Friend: “I did it for you.” Luke: “That’s what Jesus said on the Cross. And again, no thank you.” * I have … Continue reading →

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I’ve Been Talking To A Singer About Kol Isha

Posted on February 16, 2015 by Luke Ford

Judaism prohibits men from listening to a woman sing in public. A hottie asks me: “I wonder if guys look at me while I’m performing and think dirty thoughts.” I replied, “The question is if they think anything else.” Girl: … Continue reading →

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Love At First Sight

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

So do you believe in love at first sight? What if you see someone across the room and she smiles and your whole being explodes? I’m not talking about lust. I’m not talking about seeing somebody and all you can … Continue reading →

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I Want The World To Love Me

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

A friend who’s known me since childhood says: “You want everyone to love you. You want to be special to everyone. I so understand you. You have to have been unloved to understand this need.” “As to NPD (Narcissistic Personality … Continue reading →

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The World Cup Of Cricket

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

I tell a friend in Australia via Skype: “We thrashed the Poms by a hundred runs. I was telling everyone at shul about it but they thought I was a dago. They couldn’t care less.” Mate: “I thought everyone in … Continue reading →

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