Category Archives: Personal

Love At First Sight

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

So do you believe in love at first sight? What if you see someone across the room and she smiles and your whole being explodes? I’m not talking about lust. I’m not talking about seeing somebody and all you can … Continue reading →

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I Want The World To Love Me

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

A friend who’s known me since childhood says: “You want everyone to love you. You want to be special to everyone. I so understand you. You have to have been unloved to understand this need.” “As to NPD (Narcissistic Personality … Continue reading →

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The World Cup Of Cricket

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

I tell a friend in Australia via Skype: “We thrashed the Poms by a hundred runs. I was telling everyone at shul about it but they thought I was a dago. They couldn’t care less.” Mate: “I thought everyone in … Continue reading →

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I Was Meant To Be A Redeemer, Not A Blogger

Posted on February 15, 2015 by Luke Ford

Chaim Amalek: “Hashem wanted you to redeem a few shiksa women from a lifetime of shameful prostitution (or as porners – same thing) by marrying one or more of them and procreating with them and thereby being as a light … Continue reading →

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Perhaps An Aboriginal Convert?

Posted on February 13, 2015 by Luke Ford

I got a bracha this morning that I should marry an Aboriginal convert to Orthodox Judaism and have 20 kids with her and have to erase half of my racist posts. * While I was davening the Amidah (central prayer … Continue reading →

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