Category Archives: Personal

Does Anyone Like You?

Posted on March 8, 2015 by Luke Ford

Sitting in shul davening Friday night, a friend leaned over to me and said, “I’m the only person in this room who likes you.” I shot back: “You’ve been davening here for years and how many Shabbos meals invites have … Continue reading →

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Give Me What I Deserve In The Next Life

Posted on March 7, 2015 by Luke Ford

When God judges me after I die, I hope He gives me what I deserve. I think most Jews have this attitude, but I’ve never met a Christian with this belief. They seem to all believe that they are horrible … Continue reading →

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My Grand Purim

Posted on March 5, 2015 by Luke Ford

I am having a freiliche Purim and a great chuckle over those 75,000 Hamanites who met their doom at the hands of the Jews. Puts me in the mood for Passover, and the termination of all the first born sons … Continue reading →

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Let’s Talk About Reproduction

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Luke Ford

A reader suggests: “If you want to reproduce couldn’t you just buy an egg of some high IQ woman and then pay for a Mexican to be the surrogate mother for it? If you don’t have the money for it … Continue reading →

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To All The Girls I’ve Loved Before

Posted on March 2, 2015 by Luke Ford

I’ve dated a lot of girls who went to Harvard, but yeah, none of them wanted to marry me. Darren Melamed Tell us about all the girls who DID want to marry you. Luke Ford They were co-dependent and didn’t … Continue reading →

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