Category Archives: Personal

KFI’s Top 30

In ninth grade, I went to my first non-Adventist school — Forest Lake Christian School. It was a tough year for me (1980-1981) as my family transitioned out of the Seventh-Day Adventist church and my dad formed Good News Unlimited. … Continue reading

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What’s It Like To Become Irrelevant In Your 40s?

From July of 1997 to October of 2007, I averaged over 10,000 online readers a day. Today I average about 1/20th of that. This website, for instance, has about a fourth of the readership it averaged from 2001-2007. What does … Continue reading

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Good Thing I Never Touched The Grog

My life is not exciting right now. I’m working, paying my bills. I went to a singles mixer last week and chatted up about 20 birds. None of the pretty ones had any interest in me, the ugly ones were … Continue reading

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The Hot Sikh

So I was talking to this hot Sikh at yoga and as I became comfortable, I returned to my normal cutting self, and she told me to watch it or I’d lose “my conversation privileges.” How low have I fallen … Continue reading

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Resolving Your Parental Issues

Most of the people around us see us more clearly than we do. As we get older, we might find it easier to let go of the barriers we keep up against admitting the truth, and seek help. Most everything … Continue reading

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Downtown LA Monthly Art Walk

Art Walk in downtown Los Angeles is amazing. I didn’t expect the crowd to be so young, average age was under 30. Who knew there were so many kids were art aficionados. I asked the cops if all the kids … Continue reading

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Why Do Russian Women Have Such Terrible Reputations?

I hit my first match.com event tonight. The women in their 20s had little interest in talking to me. Others were put off by my talking right off about my emotional addictions. At the end of the night, I met … Continue reading

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If You Look Up ‘Foupe’ In The Dictionary, You’ll See My Example

I just Googled the word “foupe” and the first result was for wordnik.com and they quoted an example from this blog: Luke: “I think that one of the biggest, if not the biggest foupe, you can make in educated society … Continue reading

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Without The Beard

“You look so different,” she said. “No more ZZ Top. A new hair cut? You’re working out? You look cut. Hey, I want you to meet my boyfriend.” The conversation zigged and zagged. An hour later as I detailed my … Continue reading

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I Never Liked The Kids Who Would Tell On You

I don’t think I’ve ever told on anyone to authority. I never dobbed in another kid to a teacher or to my parents or to any authority. I hated kids who did that. I grew up a preacher’s kid on … Continue reading

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