Category Archives: Personal

How Can I Be Of Service To You?

Posted on January 8, 2016 by Luke Ford

I just Facebooked several friends asking, “How can I be of service to you?” Now that I have demonstrated my sobriety and altruism, I can go back to business as usual. Funnily enough, none of them took me seriously. Friend: … Continue reading →

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Freedom Of Movement

Posted on January 6, 2016 by Luke Ford

* I went to the physical therapist today for my tight hamstrings. PT: “So what do you do?” Luke: “I teach freedom of movement.” * If you want to get ahead in Hollywood, take Crescent Heights. I did five miles … Continue reading →

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The Luke LP

Posted on January 4, 2016 by Luke Ford

Friend: “That was for some LP album I saw at an antique store. The ladies are very immodest, I tried to spare your holy eyes by cutting out some of it.” According to Wikipedia: Luther Roderick Campbell (born December 22, … Continue reading →

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Maladaptive Daydreaming

Posted on December 30, 2015 by Luke Ford

When real life becomes too difficult, I drift off to fantasies that some prestigious group will invite me to speak to them about my life. Then I deliver the whole speech in my head and an hour or two or … Continue reading →

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Laughing My Way Into Poverty And Social Death

Posted on December 28, 2015 by Luke Ford

All of my life, with few exceptions, I have considered work a joke and I just can’t stop myself from making inappropriate jokes. Few of my bosses have appreciated this. (I worked in radio news for three years and never … Continue reading →

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