* I went to the physical therapist today for my tight hamstrings.
PT: “So what do you do?”
Luke: “I teach freedom of movement.”
* If you want to get ahead in Hollywood, take Crescent Heights. I did five miles around 8am in 15 minutes.
* Luke: “Is she the fat one?”
Friend: “You have a way with words.”
* Given the large number of stupid accidents stupid people get into, it seems stupid to employ stupid people.
* I’m not worried about North Korea. They only do what China tells them to do, and no more.
* Oriental: “I was in NZ recently eating a meat pie at a table. a white NZer came up to me and dropped some chopsticks in front of me and said, do you need these? also, i was walking along a street in Auckland and some maori youths racially abused me for being asian. I’m not going back to NZ.”
“I’m very disturbed by what’s happening in Cologne and equally disturbed that outrage seems to be channeled into whether the Star Wars monopoly has a female token.”
“As for Asians in Australia, I think it is mainly still whites in managerial positions. The biggest race tension in Australia right now is Chinese buying too much baby formula.”
