Category Archives: Personal

Euphoric Recall Has Been A Major Party Of My Life

Posted on April 3, 2016 by Luke Ford

I never even heard of this term until last week. Now I seizing on it. It’s going to usher in a new level of sobriety for me. When an addict is in euphoric recall, you’re probably not emotionally sober. Pretty … Continue reading →

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I Am A Jewish Chauvinist

Posted on April 3, 2016 by Luke Ford

My natural inclination is to think that Jews and all things Jewish are the best and that at all times and in all places they are superior to their non-Jewish alternatives. I converted to Orthodox Judaism. I changed my whole … Continue reading →

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Forward!

Posted on March 29, 2016 by Luke Ford

* Friend: “So how much credit card debt do you have today?” Luke: “I think I have it under $40k.” Friend: “Where’s your spreadsheet showing exactly how much you owe today and what your projected payments are and when exactly … Continue reading →

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Some people aren’t very spiritual

Posted on March 25, 2016 by Luke Ford

I was telling a friend about all the wonderful things God was doing in my life and he said, “Can you get sex with desirable women?”

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Last night, the Episcopal priest told me that the most spiritual person she knew was a gay trans rabbi

Posted on March 20, 2016 by Luke Ford

* Is there a name for what whites and asians feel when they drive into downtown LA? I had that crippling anxiety last night. I was briefly in Jew heaven when I found free parking a block away from the … Continue reading →

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