- https://PayPal.Me/lukeisback
"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Category Archives: Personal
I’m Getting A Soul Reading Thursday Afternoon
A friend paid for me to get a soul reading Thursday afternoon. Anything in particular I should ask? What I am most curious about is where my next check is coming from. Is all this forbidden by the Torah? Chaim … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged desirable women, fishing expeditions, loose women, porn chicks, shiksas, thursday afternoon, Torah, yentas
Comments Off on I’m Getting A Soul Reading Thursday Afternoon
I’m Getting Hives For The First Time Since High School
The transition from the warm bosom of the Seventh-Day Adventist church to the cold secular world of public school was difficult and I spent much of 1980-1981 breaking out in severe cases of hives. Now they’ve returned for the first … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged day adventist church, difficult transition, hives, secular world, seventh day adventist church
Comments Off on I’m Getting Hives For The First Time Since High School
The Elixir Of Love
I’m going to opera tomorrow night at Disney Hall. We’re going to see The Elixir of Love. My date says: "Please consult your advisory group re: proper Opera etiquette although I am not entirely convinced of their suaveness due to … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged astros game, elixir of love, fidel castro, formality, opera etiquette, opera glasses, reading material, valid questions
Comments Off on The Elixir Of Love
Nasty Flu
I got sick last Sunday, the second day of Rosh Hashanah, and came home after just an hour at shul, barely enough time to daven and look at the pretty girls. I spent the next three days in bed and … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged last sunday, nasty flu, pretty girls, rosh hashanah, yom kippur
Comments Off on Nasty Flu
She Purrs
She called Friday at 8:08 pm. He couldn’t pick up the phone because it was the Sabbath, but it was their pre-arranged signal for him to come out to get her. He wouldn’t get to listen to her message until … Continue reading
Posted in Personal
Tagged deceptions, gloss, hovel, orthodox shuls, shabbos, yoga mat
Comments Off on She Purrs