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"Luke Ford reports all of the 'juicy' quotes, and has been doing it for years." (Marc B. Shapiro)
"This guy knows all the gossip, the ins and outs, the lashon hara of the Orthodox world. He’s an [expert] in... all the inner workings of the Orthodox world." (Rabbi Aaron Rakeffet-Rothkoff)"This generation's Hillel." (Nathan Cofnas)
Category Archives: Personal
Another Porn Star Finds The Lord
From my live cam chat: palestine4ever: the camera is frozen with you scratching your manboob palestine4ever: how you been dawg palestine4ever: yet again I must keep you up to date with pornstars that have found the Lawd palestine4ever: http://becomingjennie.wordpress.com/ palestine4ever: … Continue reading
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What’s It Like To Date Luke Ford?
I’m trying to write up a relationship from her perspective. It was an assignment from my storytelling workshop.
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He Says/She Says
8:30 am. She’s driving to work. "Honey, you forgot to leave money on the table last night." "Hey," he says, "women should pay me for ***." "Though that’s probably the most degrading thing for a woman," she says, "I would … Continue reading
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Tagged Alexander Technique, body massage, masculine energy, pronged attack, quot quot, weak point
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Your Moral Leader Has Had The Flu Since Rosh Hashanah
It must be a punishment for my sins. I’ve got an appointment tonight at 7 to see a doctor. Rodger Jacobs: I’ve had the same virus for weeks; it goes away and then it comes back. Rinse, lather, repeat. The … Continue reading
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Tagged appetite loss, cdc statement, flu viruses, lather, lethargy, moral leader, orthodox jew, oxygen tank, physical ailments, respiratory congestion, rosh hashanah
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Let’s Try To Be Helpful
Chaim Amalek emails: Let’s try to be helpful and constructive for once. What sort of money-paying job could Luke, at this late stage in life and in this economy and given his physical condition*, actually get? All I can think … Continue reading
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Tagged amalek, clerical worker, generous welfare, stage in life, welfare state
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