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Category Archives: Personal
Who Cares About The World?
Growing up as a Seventh-Day Adventist on Seventh-Day Adventist college campuses in Australia and California, I often encountered the attitude, “Who cares about the world?” The more traditional the Adventist, the more likely he was to have this attitude. Traditional … Continue reading
It’s All God!
* Trying to justify my behavior, I just said, “It’s all HaShem” but all he heard was “It’s a shame.” Darren: “Or it’s a sham.”
Just Wondering
* Wife: “I could reheat something or honey, you could pick up something on the way home piping hot!” * How come escorts advertise the complete “Girlfriend Experience” but not the complete “Wife Experience”? * My friend thinks the worst … Continue reading
Would I Give Up Blogging For A Wife?
Luke: I don’t think I could take you coming every week, I’d be too jealous of your celebrity. Friend: We are both celebrities in our own worlds. FYI, I’m not enjoying your Twitter style retweeting on fb. Don’t be such … Continue reading
How Do I Improve My Social Status?
A friend told me today I should go to Jerusalem and get stabbed by an Arab. It would help my reputation in the community and be good for my career. Later in the day, he gave me a modified Heil … Continue reading
The Right People
Luke: “I converted to Judaism 22 years ago. Where’s my seat on the board of a bank or a movie studio?” Friend: “You have to pay me, and Chaim and Shlomo $10,000 a month for three years, and then we’ll … Continue reading
Man’s Supreme Inheritance
So I was demonstrating tonight before some senior citizens the effortless freedom of the Alexander Technique, swanning in and out of the couch, lengthening and widening up and down in my flawless use of the self, I was a true … Continue reading
Where Do You Get Your Self-Esteem?
I asked my last GF (who was 40 and whip smart and accomplished and a 6-7 in looks without make-up), what percentage of her self-esteem came from her looks. She said, “100%.” When I’m in a healthy state, connected to … Continue reading
Struggling With My Demons
From three years ago: