Category Archives: Personal

The High School Adventures of Luke Ford & Shannon Anderson

Shannon was my best friend at Placer High School (which I attended from September of 1982 until graduation in June 1984). Anderson was a starting forward for the school’s basketball team. I was the editor of my school’s newspaper, the … Continue reading

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My TV Appearances

Let’s talk about me. I just bought a WinTV-PVR-250 to digitize my videos. Not being technically efficient, I hired a friend for $100 and he spent three hours setting it up. If you’re savvy, you can probably pull it together … Continue reading

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CONFRONTED BY LAPD COP

ERSNews.com reports: Luke Ford is a well known blogger and writer in Los Angeles. Luke tells ERS he was on his way to the library On Halloween to drop off some books he had checked out. He stumbled across what … Continue reading

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I Understand Arsonists

When I was a kid, I set a couple of random fires. It was thrilling. No harm was done. I’m still an arsonist. It’s just that I now set fires via my blog. (I try to morally discipline my fire-setting. … Continue reading

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‘Etz Chaim Hee’ As The Ex Used To Say

I was preparing a beautiful homily Tuesday night for the short alcohol-soaked life of my Malibu ex when she IM’d me. It was a beautiful opportunity to share with her my message of hope. hollyrandall (9:13:41 PM): so are you … Continue reading

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I Want To Move To Israel

I want to make a fresh start. I call a friend Wednesday morning. Friend: "You’re going to be coming out of the kosher Subway on Pico Blvd and we’re going to pull you into a van and take you to … Continue reading

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Goodbye To Hair Dye

I’m working on a new book: "Going Gray: What I Learned About Beauty, Sex, Work, Torah, Authenticity and Everything Else That Really Matters" I did this interview with The Calendar Girls: Q: You decided to go from bottled brunette to … Continue reading

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CONCLUSIVE PROOF THAT THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT WILL END IN THE YEAR 2040!

From the Luke Ford Fan Blog: Poor, pathetic, confused, deluded Pariah Boy™. He thinks this is a "fan site." "No worries, mate" he says to himself as he plots his next betrayal down by the local billabong, with his trusty … Continue reading

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Luke Goes Postal

I’ve decided to abandon blogging on another site and go out into the world to get a real job. I don’t make enough money off lukeford.net to live in the style to which I have become accustomed. I bought a … Continue reading

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I’m Starting A League Of Empire Loyalists

Won’t you please join? We’re going to rally around the flag and support our God-given right to rule the Jews and the darkies. I’ve secured funding from a shadowy South American chap. I’ve siphoned off some of this money to … Continue reading

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