Won’t you please join?
We’re going to rally around the flag and support our God-given right to rule the Jews and the darkies.
I’ve secured funding from a shadowy South American chap.
I’ve siphoned off some of this money to order lithium and levitra.
I like to grind the two together and snort them before prayer.
Keep hope alive!
PS. I took public transport today with my parrot.
Not wanting to pay an extra fare, I stuffed the parrot down my knickers.
When the conductor came by, he said, "Lovely day, young master!"
My parrot piped up: "It’s raining cats and dogs down here."
