Poor, pathetic, confused, deluded Pariah Boy™. He thinks this is a "fan site."
"No worries, mate" he says to himself as he plots his next betrayal down by the local billabong, with his trusty pet wallaby, Mr Stinkyface™, at his side. "Nobody will take Horrid Boy Watch™ seriously. It’s just a bunch of tasteless jokes about my manboobs and icky sex life banging octogenarian hotties at Garden of Palms Assisted Living & Alzheimer’s Community (now with a certified kosher kitchen!). It won’t prevent me from continuing to befriend unsuspecting innocents, and then, when he or she is most vulnerable, striking with my poison pen…"
(Incidentally, Mr Prager is still pissed at Luke Ford. See paragraph six in this column where The Great Dennis Prager obliquely refers to Horrid Boy™ to illustrate how religion can turn previously kind and gentle souls into bad people.)
…One day, during a brief break from Bible Study, I decided to look at Mr Ford’s vacation photographs. The first thing I noticed was that Horrid Boy™ has really put on a lot of weight. His manboobs are huge and his jellybelly… continues to expand over his waistline.
Wow, Luke Ford has really let himself go, I thought. Maybe he has turned to food to assuage his guilt for being so beastly to Cathy Seipp during her last days.
Fred emails:
This is incredible. Just imagine the amount of time it took to put LukeFordFanBlog together. I wonder what the rest of his life is like.
Any idea as to the readership of LukeFordFanBlog?
I can only assume, Luke, that you have helped this poor soul find meaning in his life that would otherwise be lacking. I think it’s a mitzvah.
