Category Archives: Personal

Australian Compassion

Dr. Spielvogel, a man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women — an American, a Kiwi and a Australian — were walking past and they felt sorry for the poor … Continue reading

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I Might Get My Beard Trimmed In Australia

Here’s why. I have a deviated septum and conscience. I am getting tested for sleep apnea. I am willing to sacrifice virgin for good night’s sleep but can’t find any in LA. Volunteers?

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I Love Luxury

Dr. Spielvogel, the first time and only time I’ve lived with a woman was in Orlando, Florida, in 1993. About a month or two in (we only lasted four months), she said to me, “You love luxury a lot more … Continue reading

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It’s A Beautiful World

I’ve been feeling pretty crook the past week. The last time I left the house was Friday afternoon for my much-needed psycho-therapy. Thursday afternoon Joey Kurtzman came over for some Torah talk and then he took me to dinner at … Continue reading

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First, Craigslist Came For The Prostitutes

And I remained silent. I was not a prostitute.. When Craigslist came for the hate speech, I remained silent; I wasn’t a hater. Then Craigslist flagged and removed my posting in Gigs for “Wanted: “Hot Chix For Torah Talk!” There … Continue reading

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