Category Archives: Personal

People Who Are Infectious Shouldn’t Go Out In Public

I came down with some nasty cold or flu yesterday and couldn’t go to shul today. I went to shul to daven Wednesday evening and ran into a friend. He wouldn’t shake my hand because he was sick. So he … Continue reading

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Hovel-Side Chats

Khunrum emails: " Luke needs to have the occasional Hovel Side Chat like President Franklin Roosevelt of yore. May I suggest a cheap fire place mock up with fake logs for that cozy look. A steady stream of our boy … Continue reading

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Nearer My God To Thee

My two favorite hymns are Nearer My God To Thee and Abide With Me. I’m noticing a theme here — the closeness of God. It’s so much easier to feel close to God in Christianity because you have Jesus and … Continue reading

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Hovel Cam Now Fully Operational!

You can now watch me live! Chaim Amalek emails: "Man oh man, some of this stuff is really creepy.  And it will be the creepy stuff that will get you what thou seekest." Click here for a recorded DavenCam broadcast. … Continue reading

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The Most Unromantic Man In The World

I made some videos for lukeford.tv on Air Supply and what Air Supply means to me and Britney Spears and Angelina Jolie and ABBA. Konen the Barbarian emails: "thanks for combing your hair and shaving!!!! Looking like VIGGO at the … Continue reading

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In The Name Of The Messiah, What Am I Doing?

Smiling Arab @ Palestine.com writes: Lucas, what is all of this? You’re not only further polluting the web with these spam trap sites, but you’re not even good at it. My grandfather took time from fondling his many wives to … Continue reading

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I Lost All My Friends Through Blogging

Almost all the good friends I had in Los Angeles in 1997 I lost by 1998 because of their vehement objections to what I was writing online. This devastated me. I went into therapy for years to talk about it. … Continue reading

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I Look For A Wife At LimmudLA

My LimmudLA videos. Khunrum emails: "Was this a kind of Yiddisha Woodstock? Did you hustle up any female companionship?" Yes and no. Let me start at the beginning. Friday. I can’t find a ride, so I drive away at 11a.m., … Continue reading

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I Want To Apologize To The Abos!

Figuring this is the best way to get a date on Valentine’s Day, Your Moral Leader will apologize to indigenous Australia’s stolen generations when his blogging resumes next month, but will not establish a compensation fund. Mr Ford said his … Continue reading

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Your Moral Leader Can’t Stay Away From You

In my latest video, I channel Gloria Estefan and the Miami Sound Machine to convey an important message about love and commitment.

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