Category Archives: Personal

I Spent The Weekend In Torrey, Utah With Rabbi Marc Gafni

All pictures and video. Info on Torrey. It was a four hour drive from Salt Lake City Friday afternoon. We got in just before Shabbos and then left at noon Sunday. My flight left just before 5 p.m. Jim emails: … Continue reading

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I Had Lunch At The Milky Way

It’s located next to Aish Ha Torah on Pico and Doheny. It’s one of the few kosher restaurants where you can have a quiet conversation. Steven Spielberg’s mom operates the place. She showed me to my seat. Then she came … Continue reading

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My Feelings R Real

Luv u! Wots the matter? R u fraid of emotional intimacy? U rock! C u ltr!

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I Feel Like George Orwell With Tuberculosis

He was pathetic with the ladies. He was always scheming and begging them to sleep with him. Finally got a cutie to marry him, but she didn’t care about him. And she became the executor of his estate. He died … Continue reading

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Bow Down To Me You Bitches

It’s not even 10 a.m. and I’ve already made $9 from Adsense. I had acupuncture today. It was a new girl. She had lots of tats. She was so sweet. She looked in my eyes like she really cared. She … Continue reading

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Natan Sharansky Is The Most Boring Speaker In The World

Video I’m a very very bad man. I borrow a friend’s Saturn and drive to the Luxe on Sunset Monday night for the David Horowitz Freedom Center event promoting Sharansky’s new book, Defending Identity: Its Indispensable Role in Protecting Democracy. … Continue reading

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Luke Ford: Friend To The Black Man

Rodger Jacobs writes: In a posting titled I Hate Defending Myself, Luke Ford, former porn gossip blogger turned L.A. Jewish community blogger, recites a thrilling near hit-and-run incident while strolling across an intersection in the Pico-Robertson district — well, not … Continue reading

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I Hate Defending Myself

I’d be a lousy presidential candidate. Normally I think of myself as cool, calm and collected, but when I start defending myself, I start twisting facts, lying, posturing and just being a self-righteous ass. I can listen or I can … Continue reading

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I’m Flailing

I walk around Pico-Robertson Monday night and emote.

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Von Dutch Is The Only Place That Appreciates My Van

I actually got props for van today at Von Dutch on La Brea and Melrose Blvds. "It looks like something the unabomber would drive," said a bloke. Kenny Howard would’ve had a field day with my vehicle.

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