Category Archives: Personal

Every Man Wants To Meet Helen & Monica

From my live cam chat: RussianDragon:  hi leader RussianDragon:  what is your moral advice for me today RussianDragon:  I’d like to meet Helen and Monica RussianDragon:  is that bad? RussianDragon:  I want to discuss the Torah with them YourMoralLeader:  keep … Continue reading

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Spinning

Monday night. Fifty five degrees out. Too cold. Staying in. Running late. What’s the use of going to shul? Tuesday morning. Failure. Failure. Failure. I feel like a failure. I feel like I’m swirling down the toilet of life. On … Continue reading

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Oy, The Shame!

I get a van Sunday afternoon to help a friend pick up a refrigerator and move it into his new apartment. As I start the van, it barely turns over. Oy, the shame! We drive to Western and Venice to … Continue reading

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I’m Suffering From Post Yom Kippur Letdown

A cold Santa Ana wind blows outside the hovel:

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Luke Needs An Intervention

Khunrum emails my advisory committee: Robert…Fred…You guys live in sunny Cal. You two must make an "Intervention" on Luke. He needs to be kidnapped and delivered to one of those deprogramming centers where they take the Moonies and other cult … Continue reading

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I’m Entering A Blogger Treatment Center

Only now can the full story be told. Just before Rosh Hashanah, I drank too much manishevitz and outed some 18-year old seminarian blogger. Then I went to the Crowne Plaza on Pico and Beverwil and got into a fight … Continue reading

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‘The Last Wave’ (1977)

I never got tribal stuff until I got into Orthodox Judaism. Living in the frum world, I understand what it means to belong to a counter-culture, to a group with an unpopular way of looking at important matters such as … Continue reading

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A New Beginning

In the weeks ahead, expect me to blow up this blog. Transfer most of its content to PicoRob.com. Do most of my blogging on PicoRob.com. I will have two Orthodox Jews as my editors on PicoRob.com. My blog will literally … Continue reading

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I Am A Bad Jew

I went for a walk Sunday afternoon and paused beside Elat market where kids had competing lulav/etrog stands. A nice young kid offered me a set for $35. I seized the deal. We were immediately surrounded by other kids telling … Continue reading

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Don’t Go To Glatt Mart!

It’s erotic. Sunday afternoon, I’m shopping for some meager Succoth necessities (two bottles of vegetable pasta source, six apples and six bananas). I’m a simple Jew who wants to live by Torah and high speed internet. As long as I … Continue reading

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