Don’t Go To Glatt Mart!

It’s erotic.

Sunday afternoon, I’m shopping for some meager Succoth necessities (two bottles of vegetable pasta source, six apples and six bananas). I’m a simple Jew who wants to live by Torah and high speed internet. As long as I have a lightning fast connection to HaShem, to my fellow Torah Jews, and to the information highway, I have no other needs.

Yet here I am doing a routine chore and I am surrounded by gorgeous young women deftly maneuvering big fat shopping carts.

As a great rabbi once said, to even look at a woman with lust is to commit adultery in your heart.

About Luke Ford

I've written five books (see Amazon.com). My work has been followed by the New York Times, the Los Angeles Times, and 60 Minutes. I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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