Don’t Go To Glatt Mart!

It’s erotic.

Sunday afternoon, I’m shopping for some meager Succoth necessities (two bottles of vegetable pasta source, six apples and six bananas). I’m a simple Jew who wants to live by Torah and high speed internet. As long as I have a lightning fast connection to HaShem, to my fellow Torah Jews, and to the information highway, I have no other needs.

Yet here I am doing a routine chore and I am surrounded by gorgeous young women deftly maneuvering big fat shopping carts.

As a great rabbi once said, to even look at a woman with lust is to commit adultery in your heart.

About Luke Ford

I teach Alexander Technique in Beverly Hills (Alexander90210.com).
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