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- The Sportswriter
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- The Whole Cup
- Mulholland Drive
- Good Evening, Folks
- The Joe Starkey Hero System
- Mike Adamle and the Meaning of Heart
- Special Progress
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* Decoding The Trump Doctrine (1-4-26)
* If Tatiana Schlossberg were “Tatiana Smith” (12-30-25)
* ‘I’m So Trained’: How The Credential Society Burned Down the Palisades (12-28-25)
* Status Closure and The Lost Generation (12-25-25)
* The Bondi Massacre (12-15-25)
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* Terror in Sydney: Analyzing the “Chanukah by the Sea” Massacre (12-14-25)
* Decoding Nick Fuentes (11-2-25)
* The Landscape of Emotional Sobriety (10-29-30)
* The Rise & Fall Of Air Supply (10-19-25)
* No Kings, No Results: How Elite Pride Replaced Real Progress (10-19-25)
* You Are An Important Soldier In A Great War (9-7-25)
* The Revolt Of The Masses (8-31-25)
* The Covenant of Ashwood (8-24-25)
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* Why Is The Elite Media Singing From The Same Hymnal About The Trump-Putin Summit? (8-17-25)
* Why Do Smart News Operations Sound So Uniformly Dumb So Often? (8-16-25)
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Category Archives: Personal
The Bad Boy
"I’m the bad boy of the Alexander Technique," he says to her. "I stir up trouble in class." "I’m the bad girl," she says. "Surely you know that about me by now. I’m always doing things to get attention." "Oh," … Continue reading
Through A Hole In The Sheet
Everywhere I go, people ask me if Orthodox Jews have sex through a hole in the sheet. I’ve never seen Orthodox Jews have sex in this way. I’ve never heard of any Orthodox Jews I know having sex this way. … Continue reading
A Shaggy Dog
"What if I would cut off all my hair if you didn’t cut off your beard," she says. They lie on the bed. She knew how much he loved her long hair. Her body was his weakness. When people ask … Continue reading
Change
"I have to admit you’ve changed my image of Orthodox Jews," said the little old secular Jewish lady to me after hearing one of my rants. "I have to admit I put them in a box. I stereotyped them. But … Continue reading
A Warning
He walked into the park and found his three friends with their three dogs. "We have to be careful," she said. "The police were just here. They warned us about letting the dogs off the leash." His friends let their … Continue reading
I Love Dogs
I had three of them in my arms last night.
Luke’s Employment Prospects 2009
Helpful writes: Given the current economic situation coupled with Luke’s spotty employment history, shabby appearance and questionable work ethic I can see the following as viable career opportunities for our hero:
Luke Ford – Life Coach
Helpful writes: Have you considered being a life coach? You could inspire others through your words and deeds. I’ve suspected for sometime now that Luke has been vending his seed through one of these celebrity look-a-like sperm banks. How much … Continue reading
The Importance Of Looking Good
I used to look good. I used to dress well. In early 2008, however, I let myself go. I started growing a beard. I started going to shul with an untucked shirt. I became a slob. Women have noticed it. … Continue reading