Helpful writes: Have you considered being a life coach? You could inspire others through your words and deeds.
I’ve suspected for sometime now that Luke has been vending his seed through one of these celebrity look-a-like sperm banks. How much does a wad of "Acid Washed Brad Pitt" semen cost these days?
Sadly, Luke has devolved into a 21st century Willie Lohman. Swap sales for blogging.