Category Archives: Personal

The Watering Pot

“What did you do with my watering pot?” asked his neighbor. “I let you borrow it to put your flowers in and then you left it in the common room and now it’s gone. That was my favorite watering pot … Continue reading

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The Tranquility And The Rage

I want to float on an air mattress on Lake Berryessa with my girlfriend and to feel all the elements, the sun, the water, the thunder and lightning, the tranquility and the rage. Stephanie* would’ve dropped her swimmers for me. … Continue reading

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Terror On The Road

I was in more than my share of car accidents when I was a child. I found them terrifying. I remember this one woman who was quite attractive. We were traveling with a goat and I told the goat to … Continue reading

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Infected By Shame

A couple of weeks ago, my blog was infected by some virus that tried to install malware on the computers that visited me (Google quickly blocked my site when I got infected). I feel that shame has similarly infected my … Continue reading

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I Hate Losers Who Attach Themselves To Me Because They Think I’m One Of Them

I’ve lived my life slightly more popular than the loser crowd and significantly less popular than the popular crowd. My social status hasn’t changed much since I entered school in second grade. As a bachelor, I naturally orient upwards in … Continue reading

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