Category Archives: Personal

Australian Compassion

Dr. Spielvogel, a man was sitting on a blanket at the beach. He had no arms and no legs. Three women — an American, a Kiwi and a Australian — were walking past and they felt sorry for the poor … Continue reading

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I Might Get My Beard Trimmed In Australia

Here’s why. I have a deviated septum and conscience. I am getting tested for sleep apnea. I am willing to sacrifice virgin for good night’s sleep but can’t find any in LA. Volunteers?

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I Love Luxury

Dr. Spielvogel, the first time and only time I’ve lived with a woman was in Orlando, Florida, in 1993. About a month or two in (we only lasted four months), she said to me, “You love luxury a lot more … Continue reading

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It’s A Beautiful World

I’ve been feeling pretty crook the past week. The last time I left the house was Friday afternoon for my much-needed psycho-therapy. Thursday afternoon Joey Kurtzman came over for some Torah talk and then he took me to dinner at … Continue reading

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First, Craigslist Came For The Prostitutes

And I remained silent. I was not a prostitute.. When Craigslist came for the hate speech, I remained silent; I wasn’t a hater. Then Craigslist flagged and removed my posting in Gigs for “Wanted: “Hot Chix For Torah Talk!” There … Continue reading

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Luke Again Named “The Los Angeles Orthodox Community’s Most Eligible Bachelor”

AP Wire – For the second consecutive year lukeford.net has named its own webmaster, Luke Ford, as “The Los Angeles Orthodox Community’s Most Eligible Bachelor”. News of the award reached Ford as he finished his pm shift at the Starbucks … Continue reading

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Building My Blogging Kingdom

Dr. Spielvogel, in the fall of 1995, I decided I needed to publish a book. And then in July of 1997, I developed my first website. I went after these goals with complete intensity. I gave my life up for … Continue reading

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Justice, Justice You Shall Pursue

Lulu emails: Yo! I gave you that term “Torah Hour of Power!” Where’s my credit? Dude. You so love to take credit from people, post without asking…etc. I don’t care where you get the stuff from. It’s your arrangement of … Continue reading

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My Top-Rated Videos

From my Youtube channel, which has 3,475,000 views:

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My Most Viewed Videos

From my Youtube channel, which has 3,475,000 views:

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