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Category Archives: Fiction
As Pico-Robertson Turns III
Read part one here. Part two. Her name is Rachel the Rabbi Killer aka Rachel Gold. She makes $200,000 a year selling ads for the Jewish Journal. She won’t be denied. When she enters a rabbi’s office, she won’t leave … Continue reading
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Tagged ewww, jewish standards, private sessions, rachel gold, shacharit, torah classes
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As Pico-Robertson Turns II
Read part one here. They had met while working nights at a psych ward. Her name was Christine Smith. She was 24 and doing a masters degree in Family Therapy at California Lutheran University. She’d just ended a three-year relationship … Continue reading
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Tagged black jazz, california lutheran university, degree in social work, doing a masters degree, jazz musician, yellow fever
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As Pico-Robertson Turns
I’ve decided to add a fictional soap opera to my website. Here’s part one: I hit Makor on a Friday night. I was kicked out last year after a dozen women complained to the rabbi that I used sexual innuendoes. … Continue reading
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Tagged crunchy granola, domination of women, male domination, sexual innuendoes, soap opera, torah study
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I Don’t Need Them
I had some painful surgery recently. It was entirely elective. I decided to get rid of a couple parts of my body. I handed them over on Monday. "Here, please keep these for me," I said. "I don’t really need … Continue reading
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Tagged foolish things, goyim, oy, painful surgery
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