Guess Who Doesn’t Hoverhand?

From the Chateau:

Recall the hoverhand. It’s a physical tell of beta male awkwardness and psychological discomfort around women. Chicks assuredly do not dig it, because chicks have a finely tuned receiver for body language cues that reveal a man’s mate value. The male hoverhand says to girls, “I do not get laid much, and I am really desperate and horny for female love. Will you choo choo choose me? Please excuse my flushed face, I just got finished fapping to 31 tabs of porn.”

Appositely, you will never see an alpha male hoverhand. The confident, experienced gentleman has no trouble resting his hands on women’s supple flesh, even women he just met. And women love him for this, because his poised palming bespeaks a winner who gets laid a lot, who is not desperate for female attention, and who doesn’t fear potential rejection from women who may initially flinch under his brash brace.

Guess who doesn’t hoverhand?

That’s right. Donald “My Hand Will Claim Your Body Like Columba’s Guac Claimed Jeb’s Heart” Trump.

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Trump’s got his hands around the waists of two cuties, and there’s no air between his palms and their bodies. Not even his fingertips hover. The alpha male takes ownership of women, and Trump is doing that here. (FYI, women love to be owned by a powerful man.)

Also notice that Trump is employing the “flirting” hand position. Not too presumptuous (like the hineyhand), not too sheepish (like the friend hand). And certainly not the virgin hand. You can accuse Trump of many things, but you can’t say he’s an incel beta male. Trump’s flirt mode is always on, whether it’s directed at Hooters girls or at American voters.

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Since we’re on the topic of Trump and his ability to put on a daily clinic in Game principles and tactics, reader Travis writes,

Hailey accuses Trump of being “angry” and tells the people to ignore him. Trump agrees and amplifies…

http://www.breitbart.com/2016-presidential-race/2016/01/13/trump-3/

His response is basically, “You’re damn right I’m angry. I’m angry about how this country is being run. And so are the American people. Anger is good. Anger is what this country needs.”
I know it started out as a joke, but I’m really starting to believe that either Trump, or one of his aides is a Chateau lurker.

I was recently emailed by an anonymous admirer who said he/she has insider access to Trump’s campaign and that there were at least two Trumpites who read this YUGE, BEAUTIFUL blog.

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* In the first picture, with the pink tie, the blond [on our left, Trump’s right] has her hand on his frigging stomach, as though she’s about to slide it into his pants. Good grief. I honestly don’t think I’ve ever had a chick with her hand on my torso [much less MY STOMACH] that I wasn’t about to tap or had already tapped.

* Two more observations from this picture, CH:

– the girls are both leaning into him, especially at the waist (aka vaginas)
– the third girl is flipping her hair, an instinctive move by a woman in the presence of an alpha

Conclusion: These women love The Donald.

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* In the spirit (ahem) of fair play…

…time to give Trump a tiny bit of props. Though he’s a mockery of a human being, he’s blown the GOP to smithereens. He’s been bullheaded enough, opportunistic enough, and narcissistic enough to shit all over America’s oldest political party — and nonetheless keep his polls high for six months.

Whether he can convert those poll numbers to votes is up in the air: Trump supporters tend to be from the segment of society that rarely votes, especially not in primaries/caucus season.

Final thought: Trump and Sanders are the only two authentic people in the entire race. No division between their public and private selves. It’ll be very interesting if they match up in the general.

* Trump has mobilized the Jacksonian faction in a way it hasn’t been since the GOP elites started shitting on them after Bush won in 2004 to get their issues off the table — see illegal immigration and social benefits for same.

Trump has kicked the Overton window for the Jacksonians so wide open that it won’t be suppressed for a generation.

Trump is winning on their issues and making them legitimate in the political arena.

The future will see a two-party system with the plutocrats on the outside of the GOP and Jacksonian issues as the basis of the two party completion.

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PRANKED! JJ: Shlomo Rechnitz, the man who reportedly gifted the winning Powerball ticket: A career of mega-success, mega-philanthropy, and controversy

UPDATE:

POMONA, Calif. — A Pomona nurse identified by her employer as the winner of the record-breaking Powerball jackpot did not win, her family told ABC News.

The family of the 62-year-old woman said the nurse’s son played a prank on his mother.

California Lottery officials said they were skeptical after a spokesperson for nursing home owner Shlomo Rechnitz said the winner was a senior registered nurse at Park Avenue Health Care and Wellness Center in Pomona.

Rechnitz’s spokesperson said the nurse was given a ticket by her boss, who bought 18,000 tickets for his employees and residents at 80 nursing home across California.

Rechnitz described the prank as “despicable” and told ABC News he wants the nurse to have some fun with the situation. He said he will buy an all-expenses paid vacation for the nurse and her family to anywhere they choose.

Lottery officials stated that no one has come forward to claim the prize.

The winning ticket was purchased at a 7-Eleven located at 4092 Chino Hills Parkway in Chino Hills. Revelers swarmed the store in celebration Wednesday evening.

Jewish Journal: Shlomo Rechnitz improved the odds, but not my much.
On Tuesday, he purchased nearly 18,000 Powerball tickets for every employee and resident of his California nursing home empire, jumping the odds from one in 292 million to 18,000 in 292 million (about six thousandths of one percent)
That marginal statistical improvement, though, may have paid off big time for a senior registered nurse at the Rechnitz-owned Park Avenue Healthcare & Wellness Center in Pomona.
The apparent winner, who has not yet been publically identified, is one of three winners of the record $1.6 billion Powerball jackpot, according to Rechnitz spokesman Joshua Nass. The manager of the nursing facility was not immediately available for comment. Rechnitz has not yet responded to a phone call or text message from the Journal. The California Lottery, meanwhile, hasn’t yet confirmed that the nurse’s ticket is the winning ticket.
ABC 7 reported that the nursing homes director confirmed that his employee is the Powerball winner, but does not know whether her winning ticket is the one bought by Rechnitz, or perhaps bought on her own.
“Our understanding is what I’ve conveyed to you,” Nass said, when asked whether he knows for sure that the nurse’s winning ticket was one purchased by Rechnitz.
Earlier this week, Nass said, Rechnitz bought just under 18,000 Powerball tickets (at $2 each), giving one to each of his employees and residents. He said that the winner was at the facility on Wednesday evening when her son texted her a picture of the winning ticket, which was purchased at a 7-Eleven in nearby Chino Hills. Nass then said that the nurse and her fellow employees broke out into joyful dancing.
“There were two nurses at the facility who witnessed her reaction,” Nass said. “Her kids proceeded to come by and pick her up to take her home.”

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Jewish Journal: 50 reasons why L.A. is America’s coolest Jewish city

I wonder what the goyim will think about this list.

Jared Sichel writes:

50. Not one, but two(!) Holocaust museums

Thanks to the Los Angeles Museum of the Holocaust and the Museum of Tolerance, you’ll never, never forget.
49. The beach

48. The good New Yorkers move here

47. The annoying ones go back to New York after 12 months

46. Drugs … rehab, that is

45. Steven Spielberg

44. Steven Spielberg’s mother

43. The USC Shoah Foundation

42. The Kibitz Room at Canter’s Deli

41. Best shawarma and matbucha outside Israel

40. The best and most accessible kosher restaurants in America

39. Jeff’s Gourmet Sausage Factory

38. Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and its art collection are reason enough to get yourself admitted (for something minor)

37. The Skirball Cultural Center can make you look super-smart

36. If there’s a kosher Mexican restaurant to die for, we have it

35. The Happy Minyan

34. Friday Night Live at Sinai Temple

33. Get holy with celebrities in synagogue

32. Going to Vegas for Christmas with every other Jew in L.A.

31. Ari Gold

30. Haim Saban

29. Sunbrella vs. umbrella

28. Israeli-style dress codes

27. Israeli-style drivers

26. America’s biggest annual pro-Israel festival

25. The Israeli-American Council

24. Yes, you can fly to Israel nonstop from here

23. The Israel Film Festival and the L.A. Jewish Film Festival

22. Two 770s

21. L.A. Jews are probably the writers, producers and/or directors behind your favorite shows and movies

20. All-star rabbis

19. Tehrangeles!

18. We got $
Jews made up almost 50 percent of the L.A. Business Journal’s 2015 list of the 50 wealthiest Angelenos, with Sumner Redstone (we, too, were surprised to learn a guy named Sumner Redstone is Jewish) and Eli Broad in the top spots. In all, we counted at least 23 Jews on the list. FYI: For every 50 people in Los Angeles, about 3.3 are Jewish. The combined net worth of the Biz Journal’s present-day Rothschilds is $65.39 billion — nearly 10 percent of L.A.’s gross domestic product. Note: This entry will likely soon appear on Stormfront.

17. Our Eastside is cooler than yours

16. Our Westside is cooler than yours

15. The city’s top three elected officials are Jews

14. Brandeis-Bardin Institute

13. 97 percent of the celebrities Abe Foxman has condemned are here

12. Finding Jewish guys and gals is no harder here than anywhere else

11. And they’re really hot

10. America’s No. 1 deli city

9. You can imagine you’re in Ramallah

8. You can imagine you’re in Mea Shearim

7. You can imagine you’re in the Negev

6. You can imagine you’re in Tel Aviv

5. Nobody cares about your religious observance

4. We’re the Silicon Valley of shul and minyan startups

3. You will fit in somewhere

2. Being a “young professional”

1. America’s best Jewish newspaper

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’20-year-old Michael Jordan Brown arrested for raping & shooting a woman in Baltimore’

Baltimore Sun: A 20-year-old man has been charged in the rape and shooting Saturday night of a 20-year-old woman in West Baltimore, police said Wednesday.

Michael Jordan Brown of the 1600 block of Balmor Court was charged with rape, attempted murder and related offenses in the incident in Sandtown-Winchester.

The woman was hospitalized with a gunshot wound to the head.

“This is evidence of what we all can do collectively to make the streets of Baltimore safer,” police spokesman T.J. Smith said at a news conference. “To the rest of the city of Baltimore: We need you and we want to work with you in order to get bad guys off the street.”

The victim told police she was attacked by a masked man in an alley in the 1500 block of N. Carey St. He had passed her on the street and then doubled back to follow her, police said. He placed a hard object in her side, pulled her into an alley and raped and shot her, police said.

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‘Illegal alien charged with raping multiple children as young as 6’

News: A Lexington man has been arrested and charged with rape and sexual abuse involving three juvenile victims.

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Heber Jimenez is facing two counts of rape and eight counts of sexual abuse. According to his arrest citation, Jimenez subjected three juveniles under the age of 12 to sexual contact.

The incidents in question took place around five years ago. One victim was between 6 to 7 years old at the time of the offense, the second was between 8-9 and the third was approximately 9-10 years old.

In addition to the sexual abuse charges, he is also charged with raping one of the girls.

Two of the victims witnessed the sexual abuse of one of the other juveniles.

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WP: Nearly half of homeless youth are LGBTQ, first-ever city census finds

Washington Post: A new census of the District’s homeless youth population found that 43 percent identify as lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender, the city announced Wednesday.

In August, the Homeless Youth Census, the first such survey in the city’s history, counted 330 homeless youths who were either on the streets, in a housing program or otherwise without a permanent home.

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Nikki Haley

From the Washington Post:

“Many conservatives feel that even though she’s a good governor, she probably got some of her talking points from the establishment,” said Kellyanne Conway, an adviser to a Cruz-allied super PAC. “It was an attempt to undercut Ted Cruz and Donald Trump.”

During Haley’s speech, a focus group of general-election voters assembled by Republican pollster Frank Luntz responded positively — more so, he said, than for any State of the Union response in a decade.

“She did exactly what the average voter would want from her,” Luntz said. “She was magnanimous and responsible. But neither attribute plays well in a right-wing Republican primary. . . . The danger for the Republicans is that they are caught between an uncompromisable base and an unforgiving general electorate.”

This tension was on display throughout the evening. As members of Congress assembled for the State of the Union, Trump was rallying his faithful inside a college gymnasium in Cedar Falls, Iowa. He warned of the dangers posed by illegal immigrants and foreign refugees. Putting on his glasses, he gave a dramatic reading of a song about a woman who invited a snake into her home, only to be bitten.

Publicly, party leaders are reluctant to fully reject Trump and Cruz’s brand of politics. Privately, however, they are in nearly universal agreement that Haley’s compassion represents the right approach, both politically and morally.

“You can’t begin to imagine how many moods were lifted as a result of listening to her remarks,” said Al Cardenas, a former chairman of the American Conservative Union and a longtime Jeb Bush ally. “People went, ‘Yeah, that’s who we are.’ It was uplifting, it was timely, and it was very well delivered.”

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Kangaroo in ‘grieving’ photos may have killed while trying to mate, scientist says

Reminds me of refugees. So cute and cuddly until they start raping.

The Guardian: Dr Derek Spielman, a senior lecturer in veterinary pathology, says it is ‘gross misunderstanding’ to think kangaroo was cradling dying mate.

Far from “mourning the loss of his mate”, the male kangaroo pictured in “heartbreaking” viral photographs with its injured female “companion” might have been responsible for her death while attempting to mate with her, experts say.

The images, taken on a bushland property in River Heads, Queensland, Australia, show a male eastern grey kangaroo holding the head of a dying female, in front of her joey…

But Dr Derek Spielman, a senior lecturer in veterinary pathology at the University of Sydney, told Guardian Australia that he had “no doubt” that the male was in fact attempting to mate with the female animal – and might have caused the injuries that she died from.

He said the photographs showed the male kangaroo “mate guarding” – holding other males at bay.

“Competition between males to mate with females can be fierce and can end in serious fighting,” he said. “It can also cause severe harassment and even physical abuse of the target female, particularly when she is unresponsive or tries to get away from amorous male.

“Pursuit of these females by males can be persistent and very aggressive to the point where they can kill the female. That is not their intention but that unfortunately can be the result, so interpreting the male’s actions as being based on care for the welfare of the female or the joey is a gross misunderstanding, so much so that the male might have actually caused the death of the female.”

Spielman added that, though he thought the term was often misunderstood and misused, the reporting of the viral photographs had been “naive anthropomorphism”.

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Neocon flap highlights Jewish divide

Good stuff from 2008:

WASHINGTON (IPS) – A mushrooming media controversy pitting neoconservatives against a prominent Jewish-American political commentator could mark a new stage in the growing battle over who speaks for the US Jewish community on foreign policy issues, particularly regarding the Middle East.

TIME columnist Joe Klein’s accusations that Jewish neoconservatives, who played a particularly visible role in the drive to war in Iraq and have since pushed for military confrontation in Iran, sacrificed “US lives and money … to make the world safe for Israel” have spurred angry charges of anti-Semitism and personal attacks from critics at such neoconservative strongholds as The Weekly Standard, National Review, and Commentary.

But the fierceness of the controversy surrounding Klein, generally considered a political centrist, highlights the growing antagonism between neoconservative hardliners and prominent US Jews whose more moderate views are aligned more closely with those of the foreign policy establishment.

The controversy began 24 June, when Klein argued in a TIME blog post that the “fact that a great many Jewish neoconservatives — people like [independent Democrat Sen.] Joe Lieberman and the crowd at Commentary — plumped for this war [in Iraq], and now for an even more foolish assault on Iran, raised the question of divided loyalties.”

Within a day, Abraham Foxman, head of the Anti-Defamation League, accused Klein of espousing “age-old anti-Semitic canards about a Jewish conspiracy to control and manipulate government.”

The reaction from the right-wing press was even harsher. Commentary editor John Podhoretz reiterated the accusation of “anti-Semitic canards” and called Klein “manifestly intellectually unstable.”

Writing in National Review, former George W. Bush speechwriter Peter Wehner called Klein “a man who cannot control his anger and even hatred.”

But Klein has refused to back down, accusing his attackers of using charges of anti-Semitism to silence criticism of neoconservative policies.

“When [Commentary writer] Jennifer Rubin or Abe Foxman calls me anti-Semitic, they’re wrong,” he said in an interview. “I am anti-neoconservative.”

In its broad contours, the controversy is a familiar one, as critics accuse neoconservatives of exercising pernicious influence on US Middle East policy and neoconservatives reply with charges of anti-Semitism and conspiracy-mongering.

What distinguishes the recent furor over Klein, however, is that it involves someone who is widely regarded as an exemplar of the centrist political establishment.

Klein is best known for his 1996 novel Primary Colors, a thinly-veiled and largely unflattering portrait of Bill Clinton’s 1992 presidential campaign that was originally published anonymously and subsequently made into a Hollywood movie. A frequent critic of Clinton, Klein has at times expressed admiration for George W. Bush.

He also endorsed the invasion of Iraq in 2003 (although he has since expressed regret for his support) and describes himself as “a strong supporter of Israel.”

The Klein dust-up is the latest in a series of events over the last several years that have placed neoconservatives both in the spotlight and on the defensive.

Neoconservatism, a predominantly — but by no means exclusively — Jewish movement, got its start in the late 1960s and early 1970s, when a small but influential group of Democrats began distancing themselves from the party which, in their view, had become too dovish toward the Soviet Union and too sympathetic toward Arab demands against Israel.

By 1980, most had become strong supporters of Ronald Reagan. A number of prominent neoconservatives joined his administration, including many who would later play key roles in the run-up to the 2003 Iraq war.

Consigned to the political wilderness under President George H.W. Bush, the neoconservatives became increasingly identified in the 1990s with Israel’s right-wing Likud Party. It was also during the same period that they began agitating for “regime change” in Iraq, arguing that such a move would transform the balance of power in the Middle East decisively in favor of both Israel and the US.

They experienced a rebirth with the election of Bush’s son in 2000, and particularly after the 11 September 2001 attacks, when they played a major role, both inside the administration and in the media, in rallying the public and Congress behind war in Iraq.

But with the deterioration of the situation in Iraq, the influence of neoconservatives inside and outside the administration began to wane, and critics began charging that they had led the US astray.

A series of incidents also focused critical scrutiny on the American Israel Public Affairs Committee (AIPAC), the powerful lobbying group whose hawkish right-wing leadership has often defied both the views of the broader US Jewish community and the policies of Israeli governments.

In 2004, the Justice Department charged Pentagon staffer Lawrence Franklin with passing classified US government documents to two AIPAC lobbyists, who had then given the documents to an Israeli Embassy official. In January 2006, Franklin was sentenced to more than 12 years in prison, while the AIPAC staffers are still awaiting trial.

In March 2006, the well-respected and staunchly realist international relations scholars John Mearsheimer and Stephen Walt published the article “The Israel Lobby” in the London Review of Books. That article, which charged that the lobby had for decades skewed US policy towards Israel in a direction detrimental to US interests, became the basis for their 2007 book The Israel Lobby and US Foreign Policy.

Mearsheimer and Walt’s thesis was instantly controversial. Like Klein, they were accused by critics, including the Anti-Defamation League and Commentary, of anti-Semitism and of perpetrating stereotypes about shadowy Jewish conspiracies.

But as a result of their stature, the two authors’ work clearly created political space for those, both within the foreign policy establishment and within the US Jewish community, who had been long privately critical of the neoconservatives but had been worried about the consequences of going public with their misgivings.

More recently, AIPAC has come under fire for its close alliance with right-wing Christian Zionists, particularly controversial pastor John Hagee and his organization Christians United for Israel (CUFI).

Hagee views an undivided Israel as a precondition for precipitating the Armageddon, and his group has accordingly pushed for hawkish US policies in the Middle East that have been consistent with the neoconservatives’ own preferences.

Matters came to a head earlier this year, when Republican presidential candidate John McCain was compelled to repudiate Hagee’s endorsement after comments came to light in which the pastor suggested that the Holocaust was biblically ordained in order to force Jews to resettle in Israel.

Nonetheless, Hagee and CUFI have maintained close ties with the neoconservatives, and a collection of prominent Israel hawks, including Senator Lieberman, spoke at CUFI’s summit in Washington earlier this month.

The belief that AIPAC has failed to accurately represent the views of the US Jewish community led to the foundation earlier this year of J Street, a Jewish lobbying group that aims to push for a more moderate stance on Middle East issues.

In the wake of these developments, many observers have taken Klein’s comments — and particularly his refusal to back down in the face of withering criticism from neoconservatives — as a sign that new political space is being created for the public airing of more moderate views on Middle East policy.

M.J. Rosenberg, a former AIPAC staffer now associated with the moderate Israel Policy Forum, expressed the hope that commentators would stop equating neoconservatism with Judaism and start treating it as a political movement subject to political criticism.

“Although most [neocons] are Jews, few Jews are [neocons],” he wrote Wednesday. By equating the two groups, “[the neocons] want Americans not to follow the trail of war-mongering that leads not to Jews but to them.”

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THR: Oscar Nominees Include Zero Nonwhite Actors

Jews have dominated Hollywood for a century. As a Jew, I’m glad this doesn’t generate pushback.

News:

For the second year in a row, the Academy did not nominate any black actors to any of the 20 slots in the four acting categories.

If last year’s minority-free acting nominations led to the protest hashtag #OscarsSoWhite, this year’s all-white lineup is sure to trigger a fresh expression of outrage, #OscarsStillSoWhite.

Once again, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences did not nominate any black actors to any of the 20 slots in the four acting categories.

Further compounding the lack of diversity among the top categories, Straight Outta Compton, the drama about the rise of the rap group N.W.A, although it got an original screenwriting nomination, failed to earn a best picture nomination, even though the critically acclaimed movie has been recognized by other groups like SAG-AFTRA, which nominated its cast for a best ensemble award.

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